Wood or not to Wood. Chubby celebrity edition. Jennifer Coolidge 2022

PurpleThrobber

Not Wood

huskyhooligan said:

Something tells me she gives a top 1% level BJ. Like you may not be that into it, going in at half staff because you aren't thrilled at the opportunity, but you know, its still an opportunity. About 2 seconds in you learn this is a master level BJ, and you straighten right up and she edges you for a half hour (because you were ready after 30 seconds) before taking everything. You may be ashamed, and walk away swearing to never do it again. But the next time you see her number pop up on the caller ID you immediately justify doing it again, so you do.

Not quite certain whether to be disgusted or aroused.

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DerekJohnson

huskyhooligan said:

Something tells me she gives a top 1% level BJ. Like you may not be that into it, going in at half staff because you aren't thrilled at the opportunity, but you know, its still an opportunity. About 2 seconds in you learn this is a master level BJ, and you straighten right up and she edges you for a half hour (because you were ready after 30 seconds) before taking everything. You may be ashamed, and walk away swearing to never do it again. But the next time you see her number pop up on the caller ID you immediately justify doing it again, so you do.

Thanks pup!

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Not Wood

huskyhooligan said:

Something tells me she gives a top 1% level BJ. Like you may not be that into it, going in at half staff because you aren't thrilled at the opportunity, but you know, its still an opportunity. About 2 seconds in you learn this is a master level BJ, and you straighten right up and she edges you for a half hour (because you were ready after 30 seconds) before taking everything. You may be ashamed, and walk away swearing to never do it again. But the next time you see her number pop up on the caller ID you immediately justify doing it again, so you do.

agree

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Not Wood

I had no idea that was the same woman

creepycoug

Not Wood

She's awful. Just saw a close up of her hands in White Lotus. Holy fucking man hands.

She's disgusting. Not even drunk af on a cold, lonely, wet and windy night in Aberdeen. Not even then.

YellowSnow

Not Wood

creepycoug said:

She's awful. Just saw a close up of her hands in White Lotus. Holy fucking man hands.

She's disgusting. Not even drunk af on a cold, lonely, wet and windy night in Aberdeen. Not even then.

A cold, lonely, wet and windy night in Aberdeen >>> dirty, rainy night in Gorst?

TurdBomber

huskyhooligan said:

Something tells me she gives a top 1% level BJ. Like you may not be that into it, going in at half staff because you aren't thrilled at the opportunity, but you know, its still an opportunity. About 2 seconds in you learn this is a master level BJ, and you straighten right up and she edges you for a half hour (because you were ready after 30 seconds) before taking everything. You may be ashamed, and walk away swearing to never do it again. But the next time you see her number pop up on the caller ID you immediately justify doing it again, so you do.

You'll never find this grade of intimacy on most fan boreds.

Keep raising the bar, ladies and gents.

huskyhooligan

Wood

chuck said:

huskyhooligan said:

Something tells me she gives a top 1% level BJ. Like you may not be that into it, going in at half staff because you aren't thrilled at the opportunity, but you know, its still an opportunity. About 2 seconds in you learn this is a master level BJ, and you straighten right up and she edges you for a half hour (because you were ready after 30 seconds) before taking everything. You may be ashamed, and walk away swearing to never do it again. But the next time you see her number pop up on the caller ID you immediately justify doing it again, so you do.

Well explained, but we all know that for you it fits no matter who is down there.

And?

BeerThirty

Not Wood

That engine has a few too many miles on it for me

Fishpo31

This reminds me of when I was a scoot, sitting in the press box at UW during a rain delay with several others. A colleague entered, very somber. He said he had just returned from seeing his dying grandfather. With the room filled with family, his grandpa motioned him to come over, and brought him in close. He was expecting some profound words of wisdom, a nugget to guide him through the rest of his life.

His grandpa whispered to him, "John, I have one regret in my long life, and I will share it with you. If I could do it all over again, I would have fucked them all...the fat ones, the ugly ones, all of them". True story, and CSB...