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I remember my San Antonio phase
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How does Sark keep looking more retarded?Purple_Pills said:
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In his defense, Sark didn't design that. But it makes it look like he led the Normandy Invasion or something.LoneStarDawg said:
How does Sark keep looking more retarded?Purple_Pills said: -
I got drunk in an Irish bar on the river walk and sprained my ankle on some steps. I was soaking it in the river and a cop threatened to arrest me if I didn't GTFODoogles said:
Not sour grapes, but I actually had a blast in San Antonio (should be noted I was on a vicious bender with a big booty latina from Houston who drove me there straight after the Houston Rodeo).Purple_Pills said:The Alamo Bowl is a fun one to attend. The Alamodome is in connected to the Riverwalk area by a trail. It’s a big party along the Riverwalk all day leading up to the game.
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He saved your life! That water comes from the sewage plant. Even the tiny bit from rainfall or from the intermittent spring is loaded with zoo poo.MikeDamone said:
I got drunk in an Irish bar on the river walk and sprained my ankle on some steps. I was soaking it in the river and a cop threatened to arrest me if I didn't GTFODoogles said:
Not sour grapes, but I actually had a blast in San Antonio (should be noted I was on a vicious bender with a big booty latina from Houston who drove me there straight after the Houston Rodeo).Purple_Pills said:The Alamo Bowl is a fun one to attend. The Alamodome is in connected to the Riverwalk area by a trail. It’s a big party along the Riverwalk all day leading up to the game.
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so I wonder if we will get the dork thou
He looks like Forrest Gump. If Forrest Gump was a pedo.LoneStarDawg said:
How does Sark keep looking more retarded?Purple_Pills said: -
haie said:
Plump women, churros. How cold is the beer?
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Race is slipping.RaceBannon said:Is now our 2nd most popular Bowl opponent
This will be #3.
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We’ve also played Bammer 3 times.
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honestly, wtf is with sark and the UW program. Dude is like fucking curse that wont go away. It was USC (praise saint haden) then fucking bama and now Texas. Dude is like herpes that just keeps reappearing
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Tbf half this boared will be glued into the Alamo bowl now.FireCohen said:honestly, wtf is with sark and the UW program. Dude is like fucking curse that wont go away. It was USC (praise saint haden) then fucking bama and now Texas. Dude is like herpes that just keeps reappearing
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I will be too. There is a small chance that Sark has another meltdown on the sideline that leads to relapse. I just can't pass that opportunity upUW_Doog_Bot said:
Tbf half this boared will be glued into the Alamo bowl now.FireCohen said:honestly, wtf is with sark and the UW program. Dude is like fucking curse that wont go away. It was USC (praise saint haden) then fucking bama and now Texas. Dude is like herpes that just keeps reappearing
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Texas fans are pretty delusional about their prospects under Sark. Their boards are a carbon copy of Dawgman circa 2013.
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I love the fact Surly Horns is defending Sark in the Alamo thread which is one thread above the one with 152 pages bashing sark and kwat for fucking sucking ass the past 3 seasons.
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Sark delusion is potent everywhere he goesDoogles said:Texas fans are pretty delusional about their prospects under Sark. Their boards are a carbon copy of Dawgman circa 2013.
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He has the Sling Blade look on lock.LoneStarDawg said:
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So Texas is still secondYellowSnow said:
Race is slipping.RaceBannon said:Is now our 2nd most popular Bowl opponent
This will be #3.
We've played Michigan 4 times
We’ve played Iowa in 3 bowl games.
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First off... congrats on a great season. It's been awhile since I've been on here.
I don't think that's necessarily the case. It's a mixed bag. The jury is still most definitely out. His recruiting has been great, but nobody is sure how much of that is due to him or the massive NIL program now in place. For those who have already bailed on him, they point to the big leads blown in game after game dating back to last year and a misuse of Bijan Robinson. Texas probably should have won the conference this year or at least have been in the championship game. For those who are still on board with him, they point to playing a freshman QB, two true freshmen on the oline (which Sark has done a great job of rebuilding after a decade of neglect), and a much improved defense. There is also the notion that his prior record was tainted by his drinking so nobody knows just how good of a head coach he could really be.Doogles said:Texas fans are pretty delusional about their prospects under Sark. Their boards are a carbon copy of Dawgman circa 2013.
Personally, I think Texas is the easiest place in the country to win now that NIL is here. Hire good assistants, recruit/buy the best high school and transfer players in the country, and try not to fuck it up. I'm still in wait and see mode. It doesn't matter though. If he doesn't get the job done we will just shitcan him and go find the next guy and cycle through until we find somebody.
Also... I live in San Antonio if anybody needs any bar or restaurant recs. -
Do you have a couch and a sheet?Mitch_Cumsteen said:First off... congrats on a great season. It's been awhile since I've been on here.
I don't think that's necessarily the case. It's a mixed bag. The jury is still most definitely out. His recruiting has been great, but nobody is sure how much of that is due to him or the massive NIL program now in place. For those who have already bailed on him, they point to the big leads blown in game after game dating back to last year and a misuse of Bijan Robinson. Texas probably should have won the conference this year or at least have been in the championship game. For those who are still on board with him, they point to playing a freshman QB, two true freshmen on the oline (which Sark has done a great job of rebuilding after a decade of neglect), and a much improved defense. There is also the notion that his prior record was tainted by his drinking so nobody knows just how good of a head coach he could really be.Doogles said:Texas fans are pretty delusional about their prospects under Sark. Their boards are a carbon copy of Dawgman circa 2013.
Personally, I think Texas is the easiest place in the country to win now that NIL is here. Hire good assistants, recruit/buy the best high school and transfer players in the country, and try not to fuck it up. I'm still in wait and see mode. It doesn't matter though. If he doesn't get the job done we will just shitcan him and go find the next guy and cycle through until we find somebody.
Also... I live in San Antonio if anybody needs any bar or restaurant recs. -
I'll take you up on that offer. Where can I find the coldest beer in town?Mitch_Cumsteen said:First off... congrats on a great season. It's been awhile since I've been on here.
I don't think that's necessarily the case. It's a mixed bag. The jury is still most definitely out. His recruiting has been great, but nobody is sure how much of that is due to him or the massive NIL program now in place. For those who have already bailed on him, they point to the big leads blown in game after game dating back to last year and a misuse of Bijan Robinson. Texas probably should have won the conference this year or at least have been in the championship game. For those who are still on board with him, they point to playing a freshman QB, two true freshmen on the oline (which Sark has done a great job of rebuilding after a decade of neglect), and a much improved defense. There is also the notion that his prior record was tainted by his drinking so nobody knows just how good of a head coach he could really be.Doogles said:Texas fans are pretty delusional about their prospects under Sark. Their boards are a carbon copy of Dawgman circa 2013.
Personally, I think Texas is the easiest place in the country to win now that NIL is here. Hire good assistants, recruit/buy the best high school and transfer players in the country, and try not to fuck it up. I'm still in wait and see mode. It doesn't matter though. If he doesn't get the job done we will just shitcan him and go find the next guy and cycle through until we find somebody.
Also... I live in San Antonio if anybody needs any bar or restaurant recs. -
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Who uses their pinky for this?DerekJohnson said:
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espn bowl prediction:
Valero Alamo Bowl: Texas Longhorns vs. Washington Huskies
Alamodome (San Antonio, Texas) | Tickets
This will be a tough draw for Washington, which helped Utah get to the Pac-12 title game, only to lose a potential Rose Bowl spot when the Utes beat USC. The Huskies now enter a virtual road environment against Texas, which has won four straight bowl games, including two in the Alamo. Will Longhorns star running back Bijan Robinson play or opt out? Washington quarterback Michael Penix Jr. leads the nation's No. 1 pass offense. Expect a good amount of scoring, but Texas has the edge with its defense and the location.
Prediction: Texas 38, Washington 35
1) he aint playin
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Time to consult with Shaw how to wreck kwatrodmansrage said:espn bowl prediction:
Valero Alamo Bowl: Texas Longhorns vs. Washington Huskies
Alamodome (San Antonio, Texas) | Tickets
This will be a tough draw for Washington, which helped Utah get to the Pac-12 title game, only to lose a potential Rose Bowl spot when the Utes beat USC. The Huskies now enter a virtual road environment against Texas, which has won four straight bowl games, including two in the Alamo. Will Longhorns star running back Bijan Robinson play or opt out? Washington quarterback Michael Penix Jr. leads the nation's No. 1 pass offense. Expect a good amount of scoring, but Texas has the edge with its defense and the location.
Prediction: Texas 38, Washington 35
1) he aint playin
2) texas defense? -
You're going to have be more a little more specific. Do you want a dive that serves bottled beer only or a craft beer place with tons of taps?PurpleBaze said:
I'll take you up on that offer. Where can I find the coldest beer in town?Mitch_Cumsteen said:First off... congrats on a great season. It's been awhile since I've been on here.
I don't think that's necessarily the case. It's a mixed bag. The jury is still most definitely out. His recruiting has been great, but nobody is sure how much of that is due to him or the massive NIL program now in place. For those who have already bailed on him, they point to the big leads blown in game after game dating back to last year and a misuse of Bijan Robinson. Texas probably should have won the conference this year or at least have been in the championship game. For those who are still on board with him, they point to playing a freshman QB, two true freshmen on the oline (which Sark has done a great job of rebuilding after a decade of neglect), and a much improved defense. There is also the notion that his prior record was tainted by his drinking so nobody knows just how good of a head coach he could really be.Doogles said:Texas fans are pretty delusional about their prospects under Sark. Their boards are a carbon copy of Dawgman circa 2013.
Personally, I think Texas is the easiest place in the country to win now that NIL is here. Hire good assistants, recruit/buy the best high school and transfer players in the country, and try not to fuck it up. I'm still in wait and see mode. It doesn't matter though. If he doesn't get the job done we will just shitcan him and go find the next guy and cycle through until we find somebody.
Also... I live in San Antonio if anybody needs any bar or restaurant recs. -
I'm not super picky, as long as it's the COLDEST beer in town.Mitch_Cumsteen said:
You're going to have be more a little more specific. Do you want a dive that serves bottled beer only or a craft beer place with tons of taps?PurpleBaze said:
I'll take you up on that offer. Where can I find the coldest beer in town?Mitch_Cumsteen said:First off... congrats on a great season. It's been awhile since I've been on here.
I don't think that's necessarily the case. It's a mixed bag. The jury is still most definitely out. His recruiting has been great, but nobody is sure how much of that is due to him or the massive NIL program now in place. For those who have already bailed on him, they point to the big leads blown in game after game dating back to last year and a misuse of Bijan Robinson. Texas probably should have won the conference this year or at least have been in the championship game. For those who are still on board with him, they point to playing a freshman QB, two true freshmen on the oline (which Sark has done a great job of rebuilding after a decade of neglect), and a much improved defense. There is also the notion that his prior record was tainted by his drinking so nobody knows just how good of a head coach he could really be.Doogles said:Texas fans are pretty delusional about their prospects under Sark. Their boards are a carbon copy of Dawgman circa 2013.
Personally, I think Texas is the easiest place in the country to win now that NIL is here. Hire good assistants, recruit/buy the best high school and transfer players in the country, and try not to fuck it up. I'm still in wait and see mode. It doesn't matter though. If he doesn't get the job done we will just shitcan him and go find the next guy and cycle through until we find somebody.
Also... I live in San Antonio if anybody needs any bar or restaurant recs. -
Yes, in a 3 way for "2nd most popular Bowl opponent".RaceBannon said:
So Texas is still secondYellowSnow said:
Race is slipping.RaceBannon said:Is now our 2nd most popular Bowl opponent
This will be #3.
We've played Michigan 4 times
We’ve played Iowa in 3 bowl games.
That's what I thought
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Some general recommendations:
The riverwalk is a tourist trap, but you can definitely get your drink on there. Esquire is the best bar there -- dark, craft cocktail place, be sure to check out the downstairs too. You can eat there. Food is fine.
Off of the river but still downtown... I would recommend Pinkertons for bbq. It's on par with the best places in the state (Franklins, etc.). Pricey but worth it. Fantastic brisket, which is the standard by which bbq is measured in Texas. If you want to expand your bbq horizons, 2M is fantastic as well. You will have to uber there, though, and they have funky hours.
The downstairs bar at the Havana hotel is another great, dark spot. It's a little more off the beaten path but walkable. The Teddy Roosevelt bar in the Menger hotel (right next to the Alamo) is another cool bar.
There are a lot of good places in Southtown (i.e., just south of downtown). Friendly Spot -- outdoor beer joint (also has food) and Bruno's across the street is more divey but good. Bar Loretta just around the corner is another good one and they have great burgers. Rosario's for Mexican food and margaritas.
Best burger in town is Chris Madrid's. You will have to uber there but it's not far. Recommend the tostada burger -- refried beans and tortilla chips. It sounds ridiculous but it's fantastic.
The Pearl just north of downtown is a big spot these days. Lots of bars and restaurants. The Hotel Emma is amazing. Great bar, very expensive drinks but worth checking out.
Any specific questions... let me know.
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Which bar does Sark frequent?
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Throw to long-haired tight ends and run the ball.LawDawg1 said:
Time to consult with Shaw how to wreck kwatrodmansrage said:espn bowl prediction:
Valero Alamo Bowl: Texas Longhorns vs. Washington Huskies
Alamodome (San Antonio, Texas) | Tickets
This will be a tough draw for Washington, which helped Utah get to the Pac-12 title game, only to lose a potential Rose Bowl spot when the Utes beat USC. The Huskies now enter a virtual road environment against Texas, which has won four straight bowl games, including two in the Alamo. Will Longhorns star running back Bijan Robinson play or opt out? Washington quarterback Michael Penix Jr. leads the nation's No. 1 pass offense. Expect a good amount of scoring, but Texas has the edge with its defense and the location.
Prediction: Texas 38, Washington 35
1) he aint playin
2) texas defense?
We’re? screwed.
