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Geevis_and_Butthead
Geevis_and_Butthead Member Posts: 1,000
edited November 2022 in Hardcore Husky Board
... and its not against your religious beliefs to do so on a Sunday, just take another glorious look at Master P's two long touchdown passes:

(1:53) 2nd-and-11 from UW 24: Penix takes a three-step drop, sets and effortlessly flicks a 55-yard bomb that settles in Jalynn Polk's hands like a remote-controlled feather. Pretty sure a 90-year-old Race Bannon in his mobility scooter could've made that catch.

(2:50) 3rd-and-7 from UW 28 and the Autism crowd is going apeshit: A five step drop from the right hash, Penix turns to the wide side of the field and uncorks a 50-yard FUCKING LASER that — to the everlasting shock of the beaten Duck DB — is a direct hit on Taj Davis tip-toeing the sideline on out-an-up route. Here's Brock, somehow gathering himself after ejaculating: "One hash. All the way across the field (pause). With a safety in half coverage (pause). There is NO WAY you would have quarterbacks make that throw. Bennett Williams, No. 4, has played for 6 years. He can't believe it. He couldn't get to that ball."

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1bh97_kDf5A

Now excuse me while I go look for another bottle of lotion and one of my wife's softest hand towels.


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  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937
    edited November 2022
    Best player i've ever seen at UW in my miserable existence.
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  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,673 Swaye's Wigwam
    I saw them so many times last night I'm hungover from it.

    The one to Polk was my favorite. It's not possible to place a long ball better than that. I'm pretty sure Penix got drilled or at least contact on that one too. He had a guy bearing down on him.
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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    backthepack said:

    Best player i've ever seen at UW in my miserable existence.

    You're young. And stupid
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  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937
    MikeDamone said:

    backthepack said:

    Best player i've ever seen at UW in my miserable existence.

    You're young. And stupid
    Maybe Vita, Myles, or one of the DBs but they aren't as impactful.
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  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,673 Swaye's Wigwam
    edited November 2022
    MikeDamone said:

    backthepack said:

    Best player i've ever seen at UW in my miserable existence.

    You're young. And stupid
    Who would you rate higher in Btp's short ass lifetime?

    Best players I can think of offhand over the past 10 years:

    Penix
    Vea
    Gordon
    McDuffie
    Gaines?
    Ross
    Gaskin
    Jones
    Baker
    McGary?
    BBK
    Kearse??? He made it to 2012, right?
    ASJ
    Sankey
    Kikaha...edited as I forgot him somehow.
    Who am I forgetting?

    Only player I'd put even with Penix, in terms of quality not quantity of play, would be Vea.
    Maybe Kikaha too. .

    I dont have an opinion but im curious. I usually don't rate guys against each other because you can always make endless arguments when they play different positions or play in different eras.
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  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,673 Swaye's Wigwam
    FireTheJanitor said:

    chuck said:

    MikeDamone said:

    backthepack said:

    Best player i've ever seen at UW in my miserable existence.

    You're young. And stupid
    Who would you rate higher in Btp's short ass lifetime?

    Best players I can think of offhand over the past 10 years:

    Penix
    Vea
    Gordon
    McDuffie
    Gaines?
    Ross
    Gaskin
    Jones
    Baker
    McGary?
    BBK
    Kearse??? He made it to 2012, right?
    ASJ
    Sankey
    Kikaha...edited as I forgot him somehow.
    Who am I forgetting?

    Only player I'd put even with Penix, in terms of quality not quantity of play, would be Vea.
    Maybe Kikaha too. .

    I dont have an opinion but im curious. I usually don't rate guys against each other because you can always make endless arguments when they play different positions or play in different eras.
    You forgot Shaq Thompson. But, your point stands in the era being referenced, wouldn’t trade any of those guys for Penix on this years team at least.
    Oh shit. Yep. Knew I'd leave off someone.
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  • rodmansrage
    rodmansrage Member Posts: 6,376
    edited November 2022
    penix's 1st and goal from the 1 int was just maddening.


    throw the fuckin ball away, the defense is shit, you would have scored the next play.
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  • AtomicDawg
    AtomicDawg Member Posts: 7,330
    RaceBannon said:

    Doogles said:

    Penix in 2016 is scary. Imagine Ross not having to slow down for Browning's ducks

    Look what Watson did to Bama
    Forced his will and exposed them.
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  • Geevis_and_Butthead
    Geevis_and_Butthead Member Posts: 1,000
    rodmansrage said:

    penix's 1st and goal from the 1 int was just maddening.


    throw the fuckin ball away, the defense is shit, you would have scored the next play.



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  • UW_Doog_Bot
    UW_Doog_Bot Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 18,047 Founders Club
    chuck said:

    rodmansrage said:

    penix's 1st and goal from the 1 int was just maddening.


    throw the fuckin ball away, the defense is shit, you would have scored the next play.

    I think the way he marched them down on that drive temporarily went to his head there. Thought he could pull off the impossible. He's a little prone to those moments.

    It was somewhat Tui-like imo...like trying an option pitch when surrounded by the defense 15 yards down the field.
    I said this when everyone panicked over ucla picks.

    The good ones have games where they throw some picks because they trust that they can force it.

    Bret Favre is the extreme example of this.
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  • Canadawg
    Canadawg Member Posts: 5,265
    I hate QB worship. Vea is the best player UW has had in the past decade imo
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  • Canadawg
    Canadawg Member Posts: 5,265
    Having said that this is fun
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  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,017
    I think the appropriate term is "jerking". I don't know who this Jack is, but he sounds ghey.
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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    edited November 2022
    Canadawg said:

    I hate QB worship. Vea is the best player UW has had in the past decade imo

    Vea. Gaines. Baker. Sidney Mother Fucking Jones. Ross. Sankey. Gaskin. Pettis.
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  • Baseman
    Baseman Member Posts: 12,369
    MikeDamone said:

    Canadawg said:

    I hate QB worship. Vea is the best player UW has had in the past decade imo

    Vea. Gaines. Baker. Sidney Mother Fucking Jones. Ross. Sankey. Gaskin. Pettis.
    NY6 Wins: 0
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  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,694 Founders Club
    edited November 2022
    Penix, Gaines, Gaskin, Vea, Odunze, BB.

    Big Dick club.
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  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    haie said:

    Penix, Gaines, Gaskin, Vea, Odunze, BB.

    Big Dick club.

    Disagree. Only real big dick is Ruperake Fuavai
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  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937
    chuck said:

    rodmansrage said:

    penix's 1st and goal from the 1 int was just maddening.


    throw the fuckin ball away, the defense is shit, you would have scored the next play.

    I think the way he marched them down on that drive temporarily went to his head there. Thought he could pull off the impossible. He's a little prone to those moments.

    It was somewhat Tui-like imo...like trying an option pitch when surrounded by the defense 15 yards down the field.
    When you have uber talented players like that, they do that sometimes. Whatever he went out and won us the game in fucking Autzen. Big fucking dick.
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  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937
    MikeDamone said:

    Canadawg said:

    I hate QB worship. Vea is the best player UW has had in the past decade imo

    Vea. Gaines. Baker. Sidney Mother Fucking Jones. Ross. Sankey. Gaskin. Pettis.
    There's maybe 2 guys that are in the same tier as this guy. That throw to Taj Davis was the best throw I've seen in CFB maybe ever.
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  • EwaDawg
    EwaDawg Member Posts: 4,332
    backthepack said:

    MikeDamone said:

    Canadawg said:

    I hate QB worship. Vea is the best player UW has had in the past decade imo

    Vea. Gaines. Baker. Sidney Mother Fucking Jones. Ross. Sankey. Gaskin. Pettis.
    There's maybe 2 guys that are in the same tier as this guy. That throw to Taj Davis was the best throw I've seen in CFB maybe ever.
    Initially I thought the same. But upon further review it took T Davis a half step offstride. Don't know if BPE could have made a better pass or if the window was just that tight. But at game speed I agree. Nobody else makes that pass.
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  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,164
    EwaDawg said:

    backthepack said:

    MikeDamone said:

    Canadawg said:

    I hate QB worship. Vea is the best player UW has had in the past decade imo

    Vea. Gaines. Baker. Sidney Mother Fucking Jones. Ross. Sankey. Gaskin. Pettis.
    There's maybe 2 guys that are in the same tier as this guy. That throw to Taj Davis was the best throw I've seen in CFB maybe ever.
    Initially I thought the same. But upon further review it took T Davis a half step offstride. Don't know if BPE could have made a better pass or if the window was just that tight. But at game speed I agree. Nobody else makes that pass.
    It was almost a pick 6

    Big Dick gamble. Big Dick payoff
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