Modern Oregon Coaches By Likability

Rich Brooks' 17-year plan to lose the Rose Bowl

It’s actually amazing that he was able to get a team to win the conference given the lack of support he was given by the AD and boosters.

Phil Knight/Nike didn’t kick in until after the 1995 Rose Bowl.

BTW: Oregon started that season, 1-2, losing to Hawaii on the road and Utah at home.

It was remarkable the Ducks won the conference that year.

Shout out to Damon Huard and Kenny Wheaton for the memories.

DerekJohnson

Rich Brooks' 17-year plan to lose the Rose Bowl
It’s actually amazing that he was able to get a team to win the conference given the lack of support he was given by the AD and boosters.

Phil Knight/Nike didn’t kick in until after the 1995 Rose Bowl.

BTW: Oregon started that season, 1-2, losing to Hawaii on the road and Utah at home.

It was remarkable the Ducks won the conference that year.

Shout out to Damon Huard and Kenny Wheaton for the memories.

We know all that. My line was a longstanding joke around these parts. @iDawg always said that Brooks' 17-year plan made the Communists' plan look like child's play

Rich Brooks' 17-year plan to lose the Rose Bowl
It’s actually amazing that he was able to get a team to win the conference given the lack of support he was given by the AD and boosters.

Phil Knight/Nike didn’t kick in until after the 1995 Rose Bowl.

BTW: Oregon started that season, 1-2, losing to Hawaii on the road and Utah at home.

It was remarkable the Ducks won the conference that year.

Shout out to Damon Huard and Kenny Wheaton for the memories.
We know all that. My line was a longstanding joke around these parts. @iDawg always said that Brooks' 17-year plan made the Communists' plan look like child's play

It was actually very pathetic what Brooks had to work with. Oregon was so desperate they hired a Beaver alum as Head Coach,

It was fun being a fan because they always played hard at home. Brooks was a hard-nosed defensive minded coach who ran a very predictable offense.

God help a running back who fumbled. To the bench. When you came back, another fumble, you may be in the Dawg house for the season.

Penn State had a great team in 1994.

Oregon did not have the level of talent nor the depth.

Given it's "Hate Week" how would you rank the Oregon coaches by which ones you can or can't stand the most since college football was invented in 1994?

Most Likable
1. Taggart - Got the fuck out of Eugene at the first opportunity. The fact he even went 7-6 and hasn't been able to put up anything better since in equally easy situations is a testament to the mystery that is Oregon success.
2. Helfrich - Can't think of a less of a personality for a head coach. He also delivered the 70-21 jubilation in Eugene.
3. Brooks - Too young to remember this dude. Maybe he sucked. He got out of Eugene quick though which I commend and quickly found out that you can't be average and suck and reach great heights once you're out of the shroud of that program. He was there for 17 seasons LMAO!!
4. Bellotti - The first I don't like. Never took another job too because he knew he would suck without Nike.
5. Chipper - He's kind of got a thing with Husky fans like Libs have with George W now where in hindsight he doesn't seem so bad. Personally I kind of actually liked Chip's odd no bullshit persona and I don't think he ever preached hating Washington. I hate the temporary shitty hurry up bullshit he started though and he should have left earlier.
6. Lanning - I'm shocked this guy is anything but roadkill as a head coach. Entire vibe is fake door to door solar panel salesman or Verizon booth at the mall legend.
7. Crisco - Fuck this guy. Reignited an unnecessary hate for Washington and was just a giant doofus who is a joke of a coach outside of the Nike shroud. It's too bad Miami didn't actually play Washington in 91 because there'd assuredly be footage of Emptman trash compacting him.
Least Likable

I meant he got out of there the first opportunity he got unlike the guys after him. Though, in minor defense of those guys, the program was in much better places when they were getting offers. I will say Chip was super smart to wait until he got the Eagles offer instead of taking a shitty NFL offer, which is what separates him from a lot of meathead football coaches. I think Crisco was too scurred and new he was a pretender other than the Miami job that he finally had to take.

TheHB

They're all dicks. Fuck 'em.

LawDawg1

This thread is AIDS. Not like 2022 AIDS but more like the 1989 varietal

Propping up your coach by shitting on the only good one you've? had in 20 years is a new level of doog. No surprise considering the source. Peterman quit, we get it, he was supposed to lead a decade(s) long dynasty. This shit is hilarious tho.
Season after winning the conference and having recruiting momentum, Petersen's 8th win was a bowl game against a mountain west team.

Fuck off loser.
lose a CFPO gayme and pop off
You mean the year he lost to the only other good team in the conference at home that was coached by Clay Helton?

If Deboer goes 2-1 and wins a mediocre bowl he'll have had an equal or better season than every Petersen season except the one mentioned above.

I'm critical of Petersen, but dude, he's so far and away better than any other Husky coach since Don James it's not even funny. At some point you have to be happy with what you got.

1. Brooks - Nebraska classy. Knew his place. If he's good enough for @DongJames he's good enough fo me.
2. Chip - Could have helped us get rid of Sark much sooner but refused to break out the plunger. Grudging respect. Winners win.
3. Helfrich - Needed more tim.
4. Booger finger - Hasn't given me reason to hate him. Yet.
5. Bellotti - Leveled Oregon up but was basically their Lambo, shitty stache and all. Nothing special.
6. Taggert - Blessed us with memes but a hatable persona.
7. Crisco - Turned @creepycoug into a fucking Quook. Unforgivable.

1. Brooks - Nebraska classy. Knew his place. If he's good enough for @DongJames he's good enough fo me.
2. Chip - Could have helped us get rid of Sark much sooner but was too break out the plunger. Grudging respect. Winners win.
3. Helfrich - Needed more tim.
4. Booger finger - Hasn't given me reason to hate him. Yet.
5. Bellotti - Leveled Oregon up but was basically their Lambo, shitty stache and all. Nothing special.
6. Taggert - Blessed us with memes but a hatable persona.
7. Crisco - Turned @creepycoug into a fucking Quook. Unforgivable.

Propping up your coach by shitting on the only good one you've? had in 20 years is a new level of doog. No surprise considering the source. Peterman quit, we get it, he was supposed to lead a decade(s) long dynasty. This shit is hilarious tho.
Season after winning the conference and having recruiting momentum, Petersen's 8th win was a bowl game against a mountain west team.

Fuck off loser.
lose a CFPO gayme and pop off

Imagine being a butthurt loser for this long over Peterson leaving you because he fell out of love. LOL.................................

Rich Brooks' 17-year plan to lose the Rose Bowl
It’s actually amazing that he was able to get a team to win the conference given the lack of support he was given by the AD and boosters.

Phil Knight/Nike didn’t kick in until after the 1995 Rose Bowl.

BTW: Oregon started that season, 1-2, losing to Hawaii on the road and Utah at home.

It was remarkable the Ducks won the conference that year.

Shout out to Damon Huard and Kenny Wheaton for the memories.
We know all that. My line was a longstanding joke around these parts. @iDawg always said that Brooks' 17-year plan made the Communists' plan look like child's play
It was actually very pathetic what Brooks had to work with. Oregon was so desperate they hired a Beaver alum as Head Coach,

It was fun being a fan because they always played hard at home. Brooks was a hard-nosed defensive minded coach who ran a very predictable offense.

God help a running back who fumbled. To the bench. When you came back, another fumble, you may be in the Dawg house for the season.

Penn State had a great team in 1994.

Oregon did not have the level of talent nor the depth.

T

I was at the PSU RB. That first play 83 yard TD run by Ki Jana Carter was impressive. Even a good hit by Duck safety didn't knock him off balance. That guy was a special back.

Penn State had three first round draft picks: Kerry Collins, QB; Kijana Carter, RB; and Kyle Brady, TE.

Carter had an abbreviated pro career because of injuries.

WilburHooksHands

lanning being good pretty much proves there is no god

YellowSnow

lanning being good pretty much proves there is no god

Agree. More proof that I'm right.
https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/99855/religion-pole/p1

haie

Propping up your coach by shitting on the only good one you've? had in 20 years is a new level of doog. No surprise considering the source. Peterman quit, we get it, he was supposed to lead a decade(s) long dynasty. This shit is hilarious tho.
Season after winning the conference and having recruiting momentum, Petersen's 8th win was a bowl game against a mountain west team.

Fuck off loser.
lose a CFPO gayme and pop off
Imagine being a butthurt loser for this long over Peterson leaving you because he fell out of love. LOL.................................

I'm pointing out that Petersen was a B- coach in power 5, at a school with considerable advantages, in a conference where his biggest competition was mostly cuoug and ute, because that's what it was. Can't be a burnout and be amazing in power 5.

LOL, look at you guys and Cristobol. Won't even admit that he developed an OL that makes pretty much any OC look great this year.

Fucking idiot.

Fish On!

EMBARRASSING.

the bottom line is that if your most hated rival likes your coach or ever says anything like "he seems like a good guy," it's time to reevaluate.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Helfrich seems like the nice guy who's a good coordinator but just sucks as HC. Taggart was a total grifter but how long was he there? A year or something?

I disliked Belotti at the time, but it's been a while. Same with Chimp.

Meathead was the most annoying and now he's destroying Miami

lanning being good pretty much proves there is no god

Perhaps in restrospeck we shouldn't have kept asking heaven to help the foes of Washington.

flatus

Damn, this thread is pushing maximum doog. Should poast this on doogman and it will be lit up with cybercum.

PurpleBaze

Damn, this thread is pushing maximum doog. Should poast this on doogman and it will be lit up with cybercum.

An atmospheric river of cybercum!

@chuck

DoogmanRefund

Damn, this thread is pushing maximum doog. Should poast this on doogman and it will be lit up with cybercum.
An atmospheric river of cybercum!

@chuck

New bored motto?

dOgmaster

the bottom line is that if your most hated rival likes your coach or ever says anything like "he seems like a good guy," it's time to reevaluate.

Peterman was a ex Oregon assistant under Bellotti. Duck fans didn’t hate him, just not happy he was coaching uw.

RatherBeBrewing

the bottom line is that if your most hated rival likes your coach or ever says anything like "he seems like a good guy," it's time to reevaluate.
Peterman was a ex Oregon assistant under Bellotti. Duck fans didn’t hate him, just not happy he was coaching uw.

I liked him. Met him at a camp where I was with more talented friends. Pete was OC and Dan the Hawk was a super nice guy as well, nobody was sexually molested. As far as I know. Not by staff, at least. Two guys I knew wound up playing for him at Boise Truck Academy Annex.

I can respect quitters. It’s what separates us from the animals, they fight to the death and shit and what does that get them? Sure, some of them get laid - but is another season of deer pussy worth getting gored over when you’ve sired deer for so long? Can’t fault a dude for getting burned out, not when he’d been grinding for three plus decades, built a program, built another program. Got his big arm QB, his Typhoid Mormon Mary WRs, a bunch of DBs, got staff that he trusted to not bang recruit moms. Then some meaty Cuban lucks into his old assistants golden boy QB, gets to recruiting and working his staff to the bone dropping bigger bags than he has access to, and why keep doing this shit? He reached the ceiling in his fourth year, gonna keep grinding himself to an early grave just so he can do it again in a few years if things fall exactly right again?

When you start to look like an aging skeleton man it’s when you need to stop. So many hours spent on perfectionism and so many living rooms where he had to flash that toothy grin, and then you get to a point where it’s like… fuck it. Going to wrap it up and it’s whatever, no details needed. These assholes think they can do better? They have no idea what it takes.

the bottom line is that if your most hated rival likes your coach or ever says anything like "he seems like a good guy," it's time to reevaluate.
Peterman was a ex Oregon assistant under Bellotti. Duck fans didn’t hate him, just not happy he was coaching uw.

Nailed it. Peterman would have been a great head coach at Oregon. He was a fool to take the Washington job thinking he could meet the expectations of one of the most delusional fan bases in the country.

the bottom line is that if your most hated rival likes your coach or ever says anything like "he seems like a good guy," it's time to reevaluate.
Peterman was a ex Oregon assistant under Bellotti. Duck fans didn’t hate him, just not happy he was coaching uw.
Nailed it. Peterman would have been a great head coach at Oregon. He was a fool to take the Washington job thinking he could meet the expectations of one of the most delusional fan bases in the country.

While I agree Washington fans tend to have a very high opinion of themselves as a general matter, you cannot fault them for being disappointed in Peterman's teams' performances in January and against Oregon. There is only so much joy you can derive from beating up Cuog!, an institution and demographic for which Dwags truly have absolutely zero respect. They outwardly respect USC, obviously, and they secretly respect Oregon, not so obviously. Their disdain and dismissal of Cuog is real and genuine and goes back generations. It's not enough to beat up on those guys. That's more humor for Dwag nation.

Peterman didn't want to recruit against Crisco. If Crisco is good at nothing else, and that may prove to be the case, he is a damn good recruiter and maybe that is the part of it Peterman didn't like. You don't fucking like it, and the asshole down the freeway from you and against whom you're going to be judged loves it and is stealing guys from your own back yard. Yeah, that wouldn't be an exciting prospect.

I also think Boise State was probably more fun in the "under promise / over deliver" sense of the expectations there. Things are different at UW.

Helfrich seems like the nice guy who's a good coordinator but just sucks as HC. Taggart was a total grifter but how long was he there? A year or something?

I disliked Belotti at the time, but it's been a while. Same with Chimp.

Meathead was the most annoying and now he's destroying Miami

Helfrich was a very nice guy. Chip Kelly was the HC and OC. Chip Kelly called the plays as HC.

Notice how he did with Kelly’s two-point conversion schtick after Kelly left.

Helfrich did nothing spectacular before or after his time at Oregon.

He was a disaster as a head coach. Made two terrible hires at DC.

Failed as a leader. Players didn’t respect him and he had problems with coaches on his staff who were far more knowledgeable and capable than him.

Helfrich was in over his head. Came out well financially when he was deservedly fired.

RaceBannon

the bottom line is that if your most hated rival likes your coach or ever says anything like "he seems like a good guy," it's time to reevaluate.
Peterman was a ex Oregon assistant under Bellotti. Duck fans didn’t hate him, just not happy he was coaching uw.
Nailed it. Peterman would have been a great head coach at Oregon. He was a fool to take the Washington job thinking he could meet the expectations of one of the most delusional fan bases in the country.

Comments

Rich Brooks' 17-year plan to lose the Rose Bowl

DerekJohnson

Rich Brooks' 17-year plan to lose the Rose Bowl
It’s actually amazing that he was able to get a team to win the conference given the lack of support he was given by the AD and boosters.

Phil Knight/Nike didn’t kick in until after the 1995 Rose Bowl.

BTW: Oregon started that season, 1-2, losing to Hawaii on the road and Utah at home.

It was remarkable the Ducks won the conference that year.

Shout out to Damon Huard and Kenny Wheaton for the memories.

We know all that. My line was a longstanding joke around these parts. @iDawg always said that Brooks' 17-year plan made the Communists' plan look like child's play

Rich Brooks' 17-year plan to lose the Rose Bowl
It’s actually amazing that he was able to get a team to win the conference given the lack of support he was given by the AD and boosters.

Phil Knight/Nike didn’t kick in until after the 1995 Rose Bowl.

BTW: Oregon started that season, 1-2, losing to Hawaii on the road and Utah at home.

It was remarkable the Ducks won the conference that year.

Shout out to Damon Huard and Kenny Wheaton for the memories.
We know all that. My line was a longstanding joke around these parts. @iDawg always said that Brooks' 17-year plan made the Communists' plan look like child's play

Given it's "Hate Week" how would you rank the Oregon coaches by which ones you can or can't stand the most since college football was invented in 1994?

Most Likable
1. Taggart - Got the fuck out of Eugene at the first opportunity. The fact he even went 7-6 and hasn't been able to put up anything better since in equally easy situations is a testament to the mystery that is Oregon success.
2. Helfrich - Can't think of a less of a personality for a head coach. He also delivered the 70-21 jubilation in Eugene.
3. Brooks - Too young to remember this dude. Maybe he sucked. He got out of Eugene quick though which I commend and quickly found out that you can't be average and suck and reach great heights once you're out of the shroud of that program. He was there for 17 seasons LMAO!!
4. Bellotti - The first I don't like. Never took another job too because he knew he would suck without Nike.
5. Chipper - He's kind of got a thing with Husky fans like Libs have with George W now where in hindsight he doesn't seem so bad. Personally I kind of actually liked Chip's odd no bullshit persona and I don't think he ever preached hating Washington. I hate the temporary shitty hurry up bullshit he started though and he should have left earlier.
6. Lanning - I'm shocked this guy is anything but roadkill as a head coach. Entire vibe is fake door to door solar panel salesman or Verizon booth at the mall legend.
7. Crisco - Fuck this guy. Reignited an unnecessary hate for Washington and was just a giant doofus who is a joke of a coach outside of the Nike shroud. It's too bad Miami didn't actually play Washington in 91 because there'd assuredly be footage of Emptman trash compacting him.
Least Likable

TheHB

They're all dicks. Fuck 'em.

LawDawg1

This thread is AIDS. Not like 2022 AIDS but more like the 1989 varietal

Propping up your coach by shitting on the only good one you've? had in 20 years is a new level of doog. No surprise considering the source. Peterman quit, we get it, he was supposed to lead a decade(s) long dynasty. This shit is hilarious tho.
Season after winning the conference and having recruiting momentum, Petersen's 8th win was a bowl game against a mountain west team.

Fuck off loser.
lose a CFPO gayme and pop off
You mean the year he lost to the only other good team in the conference at home that was coached by Clay Helton?

If Deboer goes 2-1 and wins a mediocre bowl he'll have had an equal or better season than every Petersen season except the one mentioned above.

I'm critical of Petersen, but dude, he's so far and away better than any other Husky coach since Don James it's not even funny. At some point you have to be happy with what you got.

1. Brooks - Nebraska classy. Knew his place. If he's good enough for @DongJames he's good enough fo me.
2. Chip - Could have helped us get rid of Sark much sooner but was too break out the plunger. Grudging respect. Winners win.
3. Helfrich - Needed more tim.
4. Booger finger - Hasn't given me reason to hate him. Yet.
5. Bellotti - Leveled Oregon up but was basically their Lambo, shitty stache and all. Nothing special.
6. Taggert - Blessed us with memes but a hatable persona.
7. Crisco - Turned @creepycoug into a fucking Quook. Unforgivable.

Propping up your coach by shitting on the only good one you've? had in 20 years is a new level of doog. No surprise considering the source. Peterman quit, we get it, he was supposed to lead a decade(s) long dynasty. This shit is hilarious tho.
Season after winning the conference and having recruiting momentum, Petersen's 8th win was a bowl game against a mountain west team.

Fuck off loser.
lose a CFPO gayme and pop off

Imagine being a butthurt loser for this long over Peterson leaving you because he fell out of love. LOL.................................

Rich Brooks' 17-year plan to lose the Rose Bowl
It’s actually amazing that he was able to get a team to win the conference given the lack of support he was given by the AD and boosters.

Phil Knight/Nike didn’t kick in until after the 1995 Rose Bowl.

BTW: Oregon started that season, 1-2, losing to Hawaii on the road and Utah at home.

It was remarkable the Ducks won the conference that year.

Shout out to Damon Huard and Kenny Wheaton for the memories.
We know all that. My line was a longstanding joke around these parts. @iDawg always said that Brooks' 17-year plan made the Communists' plan look like child's play
It was actually very pathetic what Brooks had to work with. Oregon was so desperate they hired a Beaver alum as Head Coach,

It was fun being a fan because they always played hard at home. Brooks was a hard-nosed defensive minded coach who ran a very predictable offense.

God help a running back who fumbled. To the bench. When you came back, another fumble, you may be in the Dawg house for the season.

Penn State had a great team in 1994.

Oregon did not have the level of talent nor the depth.

T

I was at the PSU RB. That first play 83 yard TD run by Ki Jana Carter was impressive. Even a good hit by Duck safety didn't knock him off balance. That guy was a special back.

Penn State had three first round draft picks: Kerry Collins, QB; Kijana Carter, RB; and Kyle Brady, TE.

Carter had an abbreviated pro career because of injuries.

WilburHooksHands

lanning being good pretty much proves there is no god

YellowSnow

lanning being good pretty much proves there is no god

Agree. More proof that I'm right.
https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/99855/religion-pole/p1

haie

Propping up your coach by shitting on the only good one you've? had in 20 years is a new level of doog. No surprise considering the source. Peterman quit, we get it, he was supposed to lead a decade(s) long dynasty. This shit is hilarious tho.
Season after winning the conference and having recruiting momentum, Petersen's 8th win was a bowl game against a mountain west team.

Fuck off loser.
lose a CFPO gayme and pop off
Imagine being a butthurt loser for this long over Peterson leaving you because he fell out of love. LOL.................................

Fish On!

EMBARRASSING.

the bottom line is that if your most hated rival likes your coach or ever says anything like "he seems like a good guy," it's time to reevaluate.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

lanning being good pretty much proves there is no god

Perhaps in restrospeck we shouldn't have kept asking heaven to help the foes of Washington.

flatus

Damn, this thread is pushing maximum doog. Should poast this on doogman and it will be lit up with cybercum.

PurpleBaze

Damn, this thread is pushing maximum doog. Should poast this on doogman and it will be lit up with cybercum.

An atmospheric river of cybercum!

@chuck

DoogmanRefund

Damn, this thread is pushing maximum doog. Should poast this on doogman and it will be lit up with cybercum.
An atmospheric river of cybercum!

@chuck

New bored motto?

dOgmaster

the bottom line is that if your most hated rival likes your coach or ever says anything like "he seems like a good guy," it's time to reevaluate.

Peterman was a ex Oregon assistant under Bellotti. Duck fans didn’t hate him, just not happy he was coaching uw.

RatherBeBrewing

the bottom line is that if your most hated rival likes your coach or ever says anything like "he seems like a good guy," it's time to reevaluate.
Peterman was a ex Oregon assistant under Bellotti. Duck fans didn’t hate him, just not happy he was coaching uw.

the bottom line is that if your most hated rival likes your coach or ever says anything like "he seems like a good guy," it's time to reevaluate.
Peterman was a ex Oregon assistant under Bellotti. Duck fans didn’t hate him, just not happy he was coaching uw.

the bottom line is that if your most hated rival likes your coach or ever says anything like "he seems like a good guy," it's time to reevaluate.
Peterman was a ex Oregon assistant under Bellotti. Duck fans didn’t hate him, just not happy he was coaching uw.
Nailed it. Peterman would have been a great head coach at Oregon. He was a fool to take the Washington job thinking he could meet the expectations of one of the most delusional fan bases in the country.