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  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,954 Founders Club
    Flying spaghetti monsterinan - God's not real you fucking idiot

    Throbber hit it

    The foolishness of God is wiser than the wisdom of men. Corinthians

  • chuckchuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,546 Swaye's Wigwam
    Deist - some God of some sort is out there, somewhere
    Mad_Son said:

    Where did God come from?

    The fact that God is a cop out of "magic doesn't have to make sense" doesn't make it a good answer.
    You're asking the wrong person. I don't believe in God.

    The argument is frivolous. That's my only stance.
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 46,798 Standard Supporter
    edited October 2022
    Janet Reno
    dnc said:

    1 The Pharisees and Sadducees and YellaSnowYaSees came to Jesus and tested him by asking him to show them a sign from heaven.

    2 He replied, “When evening comes, you say, ‘It will be fair weather, for the sky is red,’ 3 and in the morning, ‘Today it will be stormy, for the sky is red and overcast.’ You know how to interpret the appearance of the sky, but you cannot interpret the signs of the tims. 4 A wicked and adulterous generation looks for a sign, but none will be given it except the sign of Jonah.” Jesus then left them and went away.


    Translation: Jesus said, "Talk to the hand. Peace out" and walked away.
  • 1to392831weretaken1to392831weretaken Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,691 Swaye's Wigwam
    Flying spaghetti monsterinan - God's not real you fucking idiot
    dnc said:

    1 The Pharisees and Sadducees and YellaSnowYaSees came to Jesus and tested him by asking him to show them a sign from heaven.

    2 He replied, “When evening comes, you say, ‘It will be fair weather, for the sky is red,’ 3 and in the morning, ‘Today it will be stormy, for the sky is red and overcast.’ You know how to interpret the appearance of the sky, but you cannot interpret the signs of the tims. 4 A wicked and adulterous generation looks for a sign, but none will be given it except the sign of Jonah.” Jesus then left them and went away.
    So was Jesus a dumbass who believed a guy lived in a whale for three days or is he a traveling monorail salesman who's smoke-bombing his way out of a valid question by scaring some neanderthals with fairy tale?

    Either Jesus was stupid or he was taking advantage of stupid people to avoid having to provide real credentials. Either option doesn't seem very Jesuslike.
  • BleachedAnusDawgBleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 12,662
    Sermon Seeker - TRUE believer in REAL God (protestant division)

    The biggest benefit that Western Civ is missing at this point - and what is most concerning to me - from declining levels of faith, is the collapse of fertility. People with faith tend to make more babies. Think #FuckTheMormons and Evangelicals. Israel, for example, is the only Western Industrialized nations, with fertility levels way above replacement. The US was above 2.0 per woman until about 2007, but even we are crashing now. Demographics is destiny and this is scary stuff.

    In spite of being an atheist fag, I still did my part and made 2 genetic copies. But a lot of people who should be breeding more aren't.
    If you were doing your part you would've had 3 like I did. The replacement rate is higher than 2 due to child mortality rates.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,954 Founders Club
    edited October 2022
    Flying spaghetti monsterinan - God's not real you fucking idiot

    If you were doing your part you would've had 3 like I did. The replacement rate is higher than 2 due to child mortality rates.
    I failed by .1

    Respeck for 3 and a Tudor.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,954 Founders Club
    edited October 2022
    Flying spaghetti monsterinan - God's not real you fucking idiot
    Also today in Tempe proves there is no God.

    I was right @MikeDamone .
  • MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    So was Jesus a dumbass who believed a guy lived in a whale for three days or is he a traveling monorail salesman who's smoke-bombing his way out of a valid question by scaring some neanderthals with fairy tale?

    Either Jesus was stupid or he was taking advantage of stupid people to avoid having to provide real credentials. Either option doesn't seem very Jesuslike.
    Deep thinking
  • 1to392831weretaken1to392831weretaken Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,691 Swaye's Wigwam
    Flying spaghetti monsterinan - God's not real you fucking idiot

    Deep thinking
    None required.
  • huskyhooliganhuskyhooligan Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,768 Swaye's Wigwam
  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,827
    edited October 2022
    Sermon Seeker - TRUE believer in REAL God (protestant division)
    Poof
  • whlinderwhlinder Member Posts: 5,155 Standard Supporter
    Flying spaghetti monsterinan - God's not real you fucking idiot
    dnc said:

    Poof

    Like Kanye's love for Jesus?
  • Fishpo31Fishpo31 Member Posts: 2,568
    Deist - some God of some sort is out there, somewhere
    dnc said:


    My Pops was well-known to missionaries in the area...from legend (my Mom), missionaries approached the house two different times as he was watering flowers. He hosed them down when they wouldn't LEAVE! They weren't so eager to spread the word at his house after that...
  • BleachedAnusDawgBleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 12,662
    Sermon Seeker - TRUE believer in REAL God (protestant division)

    So I will say this to my brothers in Christ: TYFYS during the pandemic.

    Private (in person) Christian school saved Lil' Piss from academis hell during 2020- 21 (1st grade) and now he's reading at well above his grade level (3rd now). I'm a cheap fuck who hates the idea of private school - provided the public option is good to great - so we moved back to public elementary last year.

    Sadly, he's forgotten most of the Sermon Seeking curriculum and appears to be on a path towards eternal damnation, unless Mrs. Snow can inject more of her spiritual deism.

    You'll be back when future Gov. Kotek or whatever other commie gets elected Governor down there requires your kids to get the jab to attend the "free" school. I assume you've already made peace with his future as a gas-pumping Duck grad?
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