Know how I know UW has finally hired the right coach?

RoadDawg55 said:

chuck said:

YellowSnow said:

chuck said:

YellowSnow said:

Fuck off @MikeDamone. REAL men are OK wearing socks with sandals.

For taking the garbage out, spending 2 minutes out in the dark waiting for my dog to piss or similar tasks I agree. Sitting around on the deck with a beer is acceptable too.

When I got my first pair of crocs for these tasks I loved them so much that I caught myself wearing them off the property in the dead of winter with thick wool socks. I kicked my own ass and corrected the mistake. That's just not manly.

Crocs are for homos (see male nurses). That said, I love the Birkenstock clogs and venture off property regularly in the winter with thick wool socks.

Dude crocs are pure utilitarian simplicity. Birkenstocks are shit. You insecure fucks want to spend twice as much on overpriced shit thats half as comfortable go right ahead. At least you get to look a little more affluent and feel less gay, which is obviously an overriding concern.

Crocs are better than Birkenstocks. Both suck. Slides are the only sandals that exist imo. Things with the shit between the toes are trash. The rest are a waste of material and an eyesore. Is there anything worse than Tevas?

I’ll take the title. I’m the sandle superiority guy.