Jen and Cowsay are not the people you want at this time in history...

Every time there's been a big dick move needed, we've been disappointed.
This will be no different.
#WeAreAnOlympicSportsSchoolWhoWillSoonBeInAShittyConferenceNoOneWatchesOrCaresAbout
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100%DoogieMcDoogerson said:We are so fucked.
Every time there's been a big dick move needed, we've been disappointed.
This will be no different.
#WeAreAnOlympicSportsSchoolWhoWillSoonBeInAShittyConferenceNoOneWatchesOrCaresAbout
The odds when all is said and done we are left on the outside looking in holding our dicks is too damn high.
We joke about it being over, but this is it.
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This will be Jen Cohen’s finest hour.
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There’s only one correct answer here. And it isn’t convincing the Big 12 to take WSU.KidsInCagesDawg said:This will be Jen Cohen’s finest hour.
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Unless she shows us her sloppy tits nothing can redeem her
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The situation is highly fucked.
1) Pac-12 will probably do anything to try to stay solvent. They need schools in the SoCal market. Not a lot of good choices. They need the TV Market. Probably need to add 2 down there and then add 2 more (somehow) to strengthen. Hard to see who that might be.
2) Big10 told us no. So that's out. That would have been the best possible move.
3) CowSay will probably veto any ideas to join conferences that don't have a rich academic tradition making defacto decision to stay in P12.
The duck fans and administration have to be beside themselves as well.
Maybe the play is to form a pact between UW, Oregon, Utah, and Stanford and shop it around.
Fuck Oregon.
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Lots of interesting scenarios in this thread (yes it is a duck reddit):
https://www.reddit.com/r/ducks/comments/vp4b5h/heres_my_theoretical_plan_to_salvage_this/
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We're in good hands.
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one is a dyke carpet muncher (she's beyond disgusting) and the other has fat floppy tits, mom next door persona (good for fun, and nothing else), that nobody take seriously. we are supremely fucked beyond belief. watch us stick with the pac-10* and drift into after thought
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This bored acts like the AD has the power of an NFL/NBA gm except when Paul Allen steps in to tell you that he wants to get into the luxury tax for some players he likes.backthepack said:lol
Bohn wasn't even the catalyst for SC. He was a rust belt failure who did what he was told when he got there. He gets credit for Riley like Cohen gets credit for Pete.
This goes up to Presidents, Regents, and fuckEveryone Alum donors. -
We will be fine.haie said:
This bored acts like the AD has the power of an NFL/NBA gm except when Paul Allen steps in to tell you that he wants to get into the luxury tax for some players he likes.backthepack said:lol
Bohn wasn't even the catalyst for SC. He was a rust belt failure who did what he was told when he got there. He gets credit for Riley like Cohen gets credit for Pete.
This goes up to Presidents, Regents, and fuckEveryone Alum donors. -
The concern is:backthepack said:
We will be fine.haie said:
This bored acts like the AD has the power of an NFL/NBA gm except when Paul Allen steps in to tell you that he wants to get into the luxury tax for some players he likes.backthepack said:lol
Bohn wasn't even the catalyst for SC. He was a rust belt failure who did what he was told when he got there. He gets credit for Riley like Cohen gets credit for Pete.
This goes up to Presidents, Regents, and fuckEveryone Alum donors.
It didn't help that we imploded right before this all happened. People already forgot we were good with a decent coach.
The Regents might be so fs that they're fine with sticking with the league to appease schools we shouldn't give a fuck about
The Regents might be fs
Pete needs to do us a solid after his 2019 shit show by getting on his knees in front of his new FOX bosses and convincing them to take us. -
LongDukDong said:
one is a dyke carpet muncher (she's beyond disgusting) and the other has fat floppy tits, mom next door persona (good for fun, and nothing else), that nobody take seriously. we are supremely fucked beyond belief. watch us stick with the pac-10* and drift into after thought
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It's like a 100m+ per year in media rev.haie said:
The concern is:backthepack said:
We will be fine.haie said:
This bored acts like the AD has the power of an NFL/NBA gm except when Paul Allen steps in to tell you that he wants to get into the luxury tax for some players he likes.backthepack said:lol
Bohn wasn't even the catalyst for SC. He was a rust belt failure who did what he was told when he got there. He gets credit for Riley like Cohen gets credit for Pete.
This goes up to Presidents, Regents, and fuckEveryone Alum donors.
It didn't help that we imploded right before this all happened. People already forgot we were good with a decent coach.
The Regents might be so fs that they're fine with sticking with the league to appease schools we shouldn't give a fuck about
The Regents might be fs
Pete needs to do us a solid after his 2019 shit show by getting on his knees in front of his new FOX bosses and convincing them to take us.
UW football is the highest grossing football team in the conference.
Highest rev. generating AD.
Seattle market.
UW is always top 3 in viewership of the pac 12 schools.
we align with big 10 brand.
Getting Oregon/UW locks the SEC into being a regional brand.
It makes too much logical sense but we've been hurt a lot so I get it. -
Everything I've seen we should be going to the B1G and fine. But it's pathetic that we're this nervous.backthepack said:
It's like a 100m+ per year in media rev.haie said:
The concern is:backthepack said:
We will be fine.haie said:
This bored acts like the AD has the power of an NFL/NBA gm except when Paul Allen steps in to tell you that he wants to get into the luxury tax for some players he likes.backthepack said:lol
Bohn wasn't even the catalyst for SC. He was a rust belt failure who did what he was told when he got there. He gets credit for Riley like Cohen gets credit for Pete.
This goes up to Presidents, Regents, and fuckEveryone Alum donors.
It didn't help that we imploded right before this all happened. People already forgot we were good with a decent coach.
The Regents might be so fs that they're fine with sticking with the league to appease schools we shouldn't give a fuck about
The Regents might be fs
Pete needs to do us a solid after his 2019 shit show by getting on his knees in front of his new FOX bosses and convincing them to take us.
UW football is the highest grossing football team in the conference.
Highest rev. generating AD.
Seattle market.
UW is always top 3 in viewership of the pac 12 schools.
we align with big 10 brand.
Getting Oregon/UW locks the SEC into being a regional brand.
It makes too much logical sense but we've been hurt a lot so I get it. -
There is no doubt we will go into the Big 10.haie said:
Everything I've seen we should be going to the B1G and fine. But it's pathetic that we're this nervous.backthepack said:
It's like a 100m+ per year in media rev.haie said:
The concern is:backthepack said:
We will be fine.haie said:
This bored acts like the AD has the power of an NFL/NBA gm except when Paul Allen steps in to tell you that he wants to get into the luxury tax for some players he likes.backthepack said:lol
Bohn wasn't even the catalyst for SC. He was a rust belt failure who did what he was told when he got there. He gets credit for Riley like Cohen gets credit for Pete.
This goes up to Presidents, Regents, and fuckEveryone Alum donors.
It didn't help that we imploded right before this all happened. People already forgot we were good with a decent coach.
The Regents might be so fs that they're fine with sticking with the league to appease schools we shouldn't give a fuck about
The Regents might be fs
Pete needs to do us a solid after his 2019 shit show by getting on his knees in front of his new FOX bosses and convincing them to take us.
UW football is the highest grossing football team in the conference.
Highest rev. generating AD.
Seattle market.
UW is always top 3 in viewership of the pac 12 schools.
we align with big 10 brand.
Getting Oregon/UW locks the SEC into being a regional brand.
It makes too much logical sense but we've been hurt a lot so I get it.
Question is when, and that is the concerning part for me. Every year we don't, we fall farther behind in recruiting, $, etc ie the arms race that is CFB today -
Comedy movies have silently died for a reason.JoeEDangerously said:LongDukDong said:one is a dyke carpet muncher (she's beyond disgusting) and the other has fat floppy tits, mom next door persona (good for fun, and nothing else), that nobody take seriously. we are supremely fucked beyond belief. watch us stick with the pac-10* and drift into after thought
You have to allow the shock/dark humor or else everything is either too offensive or just watered down bullshit ala Despicable Me bullshit only my 2 year old would find funny.
Everyone needs to lighten the fuck up. -
Luckily you can ride our DucktailsDoogieMcDoogerson said:We are so fucked.
Every time there's been a big dick move needed, we've been disappointed.
This will be no different.
#WeAreAnOlympicSportsSchoolWhoWillSoonBeInAShittyConferenceNoOneWatchesOrCaresAbout -
I think we will too. Whatever happens, happens. I haven’t been able to really care because nobody knows shit until it happens.backthepack said:
We will be fine.haie said:
This bored acts like the AD has the power of an NFL/NBA gm except when Paul Allen steps in to tell you that he wants to get into the luxury tax for some players he likes.backthepack said:lol
Bohn wasn't even the catalyst for SC. He was a rust belt failure who did what he was told when he got there. He gets credit for Riley like Cohen gets credit for Pete.
This goes up to Presidents, Regents, and fuckEveryone Alum donors. -
I think it's a reasonable concern given UW's leadership and it's historical attitude towards football.haie said:
Everything I've seen we should be going to the B1G and fine. But it's pathetic that we're this nervous.backthepack said:
It's like a 100m+ per year in media rev.haie said:
The concern is:backthepack said:
We will be fine.haie said:
This bored acts like the AD has the power of an NFL/NBA gm except when Paul Allen steps in to tell you that he wants to get into the luxury tax for some players he likes.backthepack said:lol
Bohn wasn't even the catalyst for SC. He was a rust belt failure who did what he was told when he got there. He gets credit for Riley like Cohen gets credit for Pete.
This goes up to Presidents, Regents, and fuckEveryone Alum donors.
It didn't help that we imploded right before this all happened. People already forgot we were good with a decent coach.
The Regents might be so fs that they're fine with sticking with the league to appease schools we shouldn't give a fuck about
The Regents might be fs
Pete needs to do us a solid after his 2019 shit show by getting on his knees in front of his new FOX bosses and convincing them to take us.
UW football is the highest grossing football team in the conference.
Highest rev. generating AD.
Seattle market.
UW is always top 3 in viewership of the pac 12 schools.
we align with big 10 brand.
Getting Oregon/UW locks the SEC into being a regional brand.
It makes too much logical sense but we've been hurt a lot so I get it.
If Savory was in charge we? would for sure be sunk.
So what's changed?
Anyways, #fighton. -
Per Twitter mountain and desert schools are meeting with the Big 12 on Tuesday.UW_Doog_Bot said:
I think it's a reasonable concern given UW's leadership and it's historical attitude towards football.haie said:
Everything I've seen we should be going to the B1G and fine. But it's pathetic that we're this nervous.backthepack said:
It's like a 100m+ per year in media rev.haie said:
The concern is:backthepack said:
We will be fine.haie said:
This bored acts like the AD has the power of an NFL/NBA gm except when Paul Allen steps in to tell you that he wants to get into the luxury tax for some players he likes.backthepack said:lol
Bohn wasn't even the catalyst for SC. He was a rust belt failure who did what he was told when he got there. He gets credit for Riley like Cohen gets credit for Pete.
This goes up to Presidents, Regents, and fuckEveryone Alum donors.
It didn't help that we imploded right before this all happened. People already forgot we were good with a decent coach.
The Regents might be so fs that they're fine with sticking with the league to appease schools we shouldn't give a fuck about
The Regents might be fs
Pete needs to do us a solid after his 2019 shit show by getting on his knees in front of his new FOX bosses and convincing them to take us.
UW football is the highest grossing football team in the conference.
Highest rev. generating AD.
Seattle market.
UW is always top 3 in viewership of the pac 12 schools.
we align with big 10 brand.
Getting Oregon/UW locks the SEC into being a regional brand.
It makes too much logical sense but we've been hurt a lot so I get it.
If Savory was in charge we? would for sure be sunk.
So what's changed?
Anyways, #fighton.
If UW and UO weren't locked to the B1G they would be meeting with the big 12 as a backup plan.
So it looks like it's a done deal and the ND is about how big of a revenue % UO and UW will be getting, imo.
This is also the first time there is no Pac 12 logo on UW's tweets. -
2-6 Maryland at 4-4 Washington at 9:30 am on FS3 Plus, but pre empted by monster trucks. Are you fucking excited???? You better be!
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Yogi "The Warrior Poet" Roth on the call!Fire_Marshall_Bill said:2-6 Maryland at 4-4 Washington at 9:30 am on FS3 Plus, but pre empted by monster trucks. Are you fucking excited???? You better be!
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9:30 am and we'll win? What sort of fantasy world is this?Fire_Marshall_Bill said:2-6 Maryland at 4-4 Washington at 9:30 am on FS3 Plus, but pre empted by monster trucks. Are you fucking excited???? You better be!
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It's too much money for them to pretend to be too cool to fuck it up.UW_Doog_Bot said:
I think it's a reasonable concern given UW's leadership and it's historical attitude towards football.haie said:
Everything I've seen we should be going to the B1G and fine. But it's pathetic that we're this nervous.backthepack said:
It's like a 100m+ per year in media rev.haie said:
The concern is:backthepack said:
We will be fine.haie said:
This bored acts like the AD has the power of an NFL/NBA gm except when Paul Allen steps in to tell you that he wants to get into the luxury tax for some players he likes.backthepack said:lol
Bohn wasn't even the catalyst for SC. He was a rust belt failure who did what he was told when he got there. He gets credit for Riley like Cohen gets credit for Pete.
This goes up to Presidents, Regents, and fuckEveryone Alum donors.
It didn't help that we imploded right before this all happened. People already forgot we were good with a decent coach.
The Regents might be so fs that they're fine with sticking with the league to appease schools we shouldn't give a fuck about
The Regents might be fs
Pete needs to do us a solid after his 2019 shit show by getting on his knees in front of his new FOX bosses and convincing them to take us.
UW football is the highest grossing football team in the conference.
Highest rev. generating AD.
Seattle market.
UW is always top 3 in viewership of the pac 12 schools.
we align with big 10 brand.
Getting Oregon/UW locks the SEC into being a regional brand.
It makes too much logical sense but we've been hurt a lot so I get it.
If Savory was in charge we? would for sure be sunk.
So what's changed?
Anyways, #fighton. -
Honest opinion?Fire_Marshall_Bill said:2-6 Maryland at 4-4 Washington at 9:30 am on FS3 Plus, but pre empted by monster trucks. Are you fucking excited???? You better be!
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JoeEDangerously said:
Honest opinion?Fire_Marshall_Bill said:2-6 Maryland at 4-4 Washington at 9:30 am on FS3 Plus, but pre empted by monster trucks. Are you fucking excited???? You better be!
No, of course not.JoeEDangerously said:
Honest opinion?Fire_Marshall_Bill said:2-6 Maryland at 4-4 Washington at 9:30 am on FS3 Plus, but pre empted by monster trucks. Are you fucking excited???? You better be!
I'm mocking the corporate money grab "college" football world where you will play conference "rivals" that are 3,000 miles away