Jen and Cowsay are not the people you want at this time in history...

DoogieMcDoogerson

We are so fucked.

Every time there's been a big dick move needed, we've been disappointed.

This will be no different.

#WeAreAnOlympicSportsSchoolWhoWillSoonBeInAShittyConferenceNoOneWatchesOrCaresAbout

pawz

DoogieMcDoogerson said:

We are so fucked.

Every time there's been a big dick move needed, we've been disappointed.

This will be no different.

#WeAreAnOlympicSportsSchoolWhoWillSoonBeInAShittyConferenceNoOneWatchesOrCaresAbout

100%

The odds when all is said and done we are left on the outside looking in holding our dicks is too damn high.

We joke about it being over, but this is it.

KidsInCagesDawg

This will be Jen Cohen’s finest hour.

Bob_C

KidsInCagesDawg said:

This will be Jen Cohen’s finest hour.

There’s only one correct answer here. And it isn’t convincing the Big 12 to take WSU.

Pitchfork51

Unless she shows us her sloppy tits nothing can redeem her

DoogieMcDoogerson

The situation is highly fucked.

1) Pac-12 will probably do anything to try to stay solvent. They need schools in the SoCal market. Not a lot of good choices. They need the TV Market. Probably need to add 2 down there and then add 2 more (somehow) to strengthen. Hard to see who that might be.
2) Big10 told us no. So that's out. That would have been the best possible move.
3) CowSay will probably veto any ideas to join conferences that don't have a rich academic tradition making defacto decision to stay in P12.

The duck fans and administration have to be beside themselves as well.

Maybe the play is to form a pact between UW, Oregon, Utah, and Stanford and shop it around.

Fuck Oregon.

DoogieMcDoogerson

Lots of interesting scenarios in this thread (yes it is a duck reddit):
https://www.reddit.com/r/ducks/comments/vp4b5h/heres_my_theoretical_plan_to_salvage_this/

hardhat

We're in good hands.

LongDukDong

one is a dyke carpet muncher (she's beyond disgusting) and the other has fat floppy tits, mom next door persona (good for fun, and nothing else), that nobody take seriously. we are supremely fucked beyond belief. watch us stick with the pac-10* and drift into after thought

backthepack

lol

haie

backthepack said:

lol

This bored acts like the AD has the power of an NFL/NBA gm except when Paul Allen steps in to tell you that he wants to get into the luxury tax for some players he likes.

Bohn wasn't even the catalyst for SC. He was a rust belt failure who did what he was told when he got there. He gets credit for Riley like Cohen gets credit for Pete.

This goes up to Presidents, Regents, and fuckEveryone Alum donors.

backthepack

haie said:

backthepack said:

lol

This bored acts like the AD has the power of an NFL/NBA gm except when Paul Allen steps in to tell you that he wants to get into the luxury tax for some players he likes.

Bohn wasn't even the catalyst for SC. He was a rust belt failure who did what he was told when he got there. He gets credit for Riley like Cohen gets credit for Pete.

This goes up to Presidents, Regents, and fuckEveryone Alum donors.

We will be fine.

haie

backthepack said:

haie said:

backthepack said:

lol

This bored acts like the AD has the power of an NFL/NBA gm except when Paul Allen steps in to tell you that he wants to get into the luxury tax for some players he likes.

Bohn wasn't even the catalyst for SC. He was a rust belt failure who did what he was told when he got there. He gets credit for Riley like Cohen gets credit for Pete.

This goes up to Presidents, Regents, and fuckEveryone Alum donors.

We will be fine.

The concern is:

It didn't help that we imploded right before this all happened. People already forgot we were good with a decent coach.

The Regents might be so fs that they're fine with sticking with the league to appease schools we shouldn't give a fuck about

The Regents might be fs

Pete needs to do us a solid after his 2019 shit show by getting on his knees in front of his new FOX bosses and convincing them to take us.

Joey

LongDukDong said:

one is a dyke carpet muncher (she's beyond disgusting) and the other has fat floppy tits, mom next door persona (good for fun, and nothing else), that nobody take seriously. we are supremely fucked beyond belief. watch us stick with the pac-10* and drift into after thought

backthepack

haie said:

backthepack said:

haie said:

backthepack said:

lol

This bored acts like the AD has the power of an NFL/NBA gm except when Paul Allen steps in to tell you that he wants to get into the luxury tax for some players he likes.

Bohn wasn't even the catalyst for SC. He was a rust belt failure who did what he was told when he got there. He gets credit for Riley like Cohen gets credit for Pete.

This goes up to Presidents, Regents, and fuckEveryone Alum donors.

We will be fine.

The concern is:

It didn't help that we imploded right before this all happened. People already forgot we were good with a decent coach.

The Regents might be so fs that they're fine with sticking with the league to appease schools we shouldn't give a fuck about

The Regents might be fs

Pete needs to do us a solid after his 2019 shit show by getting on his knees in front of his new FOX bosses and convincing them to take us.

It's like a 100m+ per year in media rev.

UW football is the highest grossing football team in the conference.

Highest rev. generating AD.

Seattle market.

UW is always top 3 in viewership of the pac 12 schools.

we align with big 10 brand.

Getting Oregon/UW locks the SEC into being a regional brand.


It makes too much logical sense but we've been hurt a lot so I get it.

haie

backthepack said:

haie said:

backthepack said:

haie said:

backthepack said:

lol

This bored acts like the AD has the power of an NFL/NBA gm except when Paul Allen steps in to tell you that he wants to get into the luxury tax for some players he likes.

Bohn wasn't even the catalyst for SC. He was a rust belt failure who did what he was told when he got there. He gets credit for Riley like Cohen gets credit for Pete.

This goes up to Presidents, Regents, and fuckEveryone Alum donors.

We will be fine.

The concern is:

It didn't help that we imploded right before this all happened. People already forgot we were good with a decent coach.

The Regents might be so fs that they're fine with sticking with the league to appease schools we shouldn't give a fuck about

The Regents might be fs

Pete needs to do us a solid after his 2019 shit show by getting on his knees in front of his new FOX bosses and convincing them to take us.

It's like a 100m+ per year in media rev.

UW football is the highest grossing football team in the conference.

Highest rev. generating AD.

Seattle market.

UW is always top 3 in viewership of the pac 12 schools.

we align with big 10 brand.

Getting Oregon/UW locks the SEC into being a regional brand.


It makes too much logical sense but we've been hurt a lot so I get it.

Everything I've seen we should be going to the B1G and fine. But it's pathetic that we're this nervous.

godawgst

haie said:

backthepack said:

haie said:

backthepack said:

haie said:

backthepack said:

lol

This bored acts like the AD has the power of an NFL/NBA gm except when Paul Allen steps in to tell you that he wants to get into the luxury tax for some players he likes.

Bohn wasn't even the catalyst for SC. He was a rust belt failure who did what he was told when he got there. He gets credit for Riley like Cohen gets credit for Pete.

This goes up to Presidents, Regents, and fuckEveryone Alum donors.

We will be fine.

The concern is:

It didn't help that we imploded right before this all happened. People already forgot we were good with a decent coach.

The Regents might be so fs that they're fine with sticking with the league to appease schools we shouldn't give a fuck about

The Regents might be fs

Pete needs to do us a solid after his 2019 shit show by getting on his knees in front of his new FOX bosses and convincing them to take us.

It's like a 100m+ per year in media rev.

UW football is the highest grossing football team in the conference.

Highest rev. generating AD.

Seattle market.

UW is always top 3 in viewership of the pac 12 schools.

we align with big 10 brand.

Getting Oregon/UW locks the SEC into being a regional brand.


It makes too much logical sense but we've been hurt a lot so I get it.

Everything I've seen we should be going to the B1G and fine. But it's pathetic that we're this nervous.

There is no doubt we will go into the Big 10.

Question is when, and that is the concerning part for me. Every year we don't, we fall farther behind in recruiting, $, etc ie the arms race that is CFB today

haie

JoeEDangerously said:

LongDukDong said:

one is a dyke carpet muncher (she's beyond disgusting) and the other has fat floppy tits, mom next door persona (good for fun, and nothing else), that nobody take seriously. we are supremely fucked beyond belief. watch us stick with the pac-10* and drift into after thought

Comedy movies have silently died for a reason.

You have to allow the shock/dark humor or else everything is either too offensive or just watered down bullshit ala Despicable Me bullshit only my 2 year old would find funny.

Everyone needs to lighten the fuck up.

Goduckies

DoogieMcDoogerson said:

We are so fucked.

Every time there's been a big dick move needed, we've been disappointed.

This will be no different.

#WeAreAnOlympicSportsSchoolWhoWillSoonBeInAShittyConferenceNoOneWatchesOrCaresAbout

Luckily you can ride our Ducktails

RoadDawg55

backthepack said:

haie said:

backthepack said:

lol

This bored acts like the AD has the power of an NFL/NBA gm except when Paul Allen steps in to tell you that he wants to get into the luxury tax for some players he likes.

Bohn wasn't even the catalyst for SC. He was a rust belt failure who did what he was told when he got there. He gets credit for Riley like Cohen gets credit for Pete.

This goes up to Presidents, Regents, and fuckEveryone Alum donors.

We will be fine.

I think we will too. Whatever happens, happens. I haven’t been able to really care because nobody knows shit until it happens.

UW_Doog_Bot

haie said:

backthepack said:

haie said:

backthepack said:

haie said:

backthepack said:

lol

This bored acts like the AD has the power of an NFL/NBA gm except when Paul Allen steps in to tell you that he wants to get into the luxury tax for some players he likes.

Bohn wasn't even the catalyst for SC. He was a rust belt failure who did what he was told when he got there. He gets credit for Riley like Cohen gets credit for Pete.

This goes up to Presidents, Regents, and fuckEveryone Alum donors.

We will be fine.

The concern is:

It didn't help that we imploded right before this all happened. People already forgot we were good with a decent coach.

The Regents might be so fs that they're fine with sticking with the league to appease schools we shouldn't give a fuck about

The Regents might be fs

Pete needs to do us a solid after his 2019 shit show by getting on his knees in front of his new FOX bosses and convincing them to take us.

It's like a 100m+ per year in media rev.

UW football is the highest grossing football team in the conference.

Highest rev. generating AD.

Seattle market.

UW is always top 3 in viewership of the pac 12 schools.

we align with big 10 brand.

Getting Oregon/UW locks the SEC into being a regional brand.


It makes too much logical sense but we've been hurt a lot so I get it.

Everything I've seen we should be going to the B1G and fine. But it's pathetic that we're this nervous.

I think it's a reasonable concern given UW's leadership and it's historical attitude towards football.

If Savory was in charge we? would for sure be sunk.

So what's changed?

Anyways, #fighton.