Best Premature Scene


Best Premature Scene 12 votes
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FO Yella is a peter puffer cake eating rower, and you forgot ...MacGruber.
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FO Yella is a peter puffer cake eating rower, and you forgot ...Hollywood Knights…Newbomb Turk in the back of the Pie Wagon with Fran Drescher. No evidence of the scene on the internets…
For the yung’uns, Hollywood Knights is a B movie, dare I say spoof of American Graffiti with a very young, very hot Michelle Pfeiffer. A good watch for those of us who appreciate 8th grade humor…like me -
I think our own Mike Damone is near the top of the list. I didn't find an action video of the incident, but I think he gave Stacy the best 2 seconds of her afternoon that day.
https://youtu.be/x5UFc-qYWAE
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I've never had sex without wearing peach colored socks since seeing this as a young lad. Still trying to last that long though..chuck said:I think our own Mike Damone is near the top of the list. I didn't find an action video of the incident, but I think he gave Stacy the best 2 seconds of her afternoon that day.
https://youtu.be/x5UFc-qYWAE
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No shit. How this didn’t make the pole is disappointing. You’re all fired.chuck said:I think our own Mike Damone is near the top of the list. I didn't find an action video of the incident, but I think he gave Stacy the best 2 seconds of her afternoon that day.
https://youtu.be/x5UFc-qYWAE
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Later on she lied to her friend and gave you way more credit iirc. What a nice kid Stacy was. You really fucked up with her.MikeDamone said:
No shit. How this didn’t make the pole is disappointing. You’re all fired.chuck said:I think our own Mike Damone is near the top of the list. I didn't find an action video of the incident, but I think he gave Stacy the best 2 seconds of her afternoon that day.
https://youtu.be/x5UFc-qYWAE
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Forrest Gump
Damone at least experienced penetration and even some thrusting. Gump and Jim only made it to light petting and no stimulation other than a pair of boxers and Jenny's roommates bathrobe. When you think about it, Gump probably has some fucked up kinks. You know like only being attracted to women abused by their father.MikeDamone said:
No shit. How this didn’t make the pole is disappointing. You’re all fired.chuck said:I think our own Mike Damone is near the top of the list. I didn't find an action video of the incident, but I think he gave Stacy the best 2 seconds of her afternoon that day.
https://youtu.be/x5UFc-qYWAE
But in time or premature, it's like comparing my 100 meter time with Usain Bolts. Neither are running the mile, or even 400, but one is still much quicker than the other. -
Forrest Gump
The Cum guy gets it. I’m going with this ruling.huskyhooligan said:
Damone at least experienced penetration and even some thrusting. Gump and Jim only made it to light petting and no stimulation other than a pair of boxers and Jenny's roommates bathrobe. When you think about it, Gump probably has some fucked up kinks. You know like only being attracted to women abused by their father.MikeDamone said:
No shit. How this didn’t make the pole is disappointing. You’re all fired.chuck said:I think our own Mike Damone is near the top of the list. I didn't find an action video of the incident, but I think he gave Stacy the best 2 seconds of her afternoon that day.
https://youtu.be/x5UFc-qYWAE
But in time or premature, it's like comparing my 100 meter time with Usain Bolts. Neither are running the mile, or even 400, but one is still much quicker than the other. -
American Pie
Great movie.Fishpo31 said:Hollywood Knights…Newbomb Turk in the back of the Pie Wagon with Fran Drescher. No evidence of the scene on the internets…
For the yung’uns, Hollywood Knights is a B movie, dare I say spoof of American Graffiti with a very young, very hot Michelle Pfeiffer. A good watch for those of us who appreciate 8th grade humor…like me -
Fishpo31 said:
Hollywood Knights…Newbomb Turk in the back of the Pie Wagon with Fran Drescher. No evidence of the scene on the internets…
For the yung’uns, Hollywood Knights is a B movie, dare I say spoof of American Graffiti with a very young, very hot Michelle Pfeiffer. A good watch for those of us who appreciate 8th grade humor…like me
Holy shit. Oh god oh god...probably not shaved in 1980.
brb, jo.
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This.chuck said:I think our own Mike Damone is near the top of the list. I didn't find an action video of the incident, but I think he gave Stacy the best 2 seconds of her afternoon that day.
https://youtu.be/x5UFc-qYWAE
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American PieI was laughing so hard the first time I saw American pie lol