Best Premature Scene

huskyhooligan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvildEJKDLg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j_AlKJN-ig

1to392831weretaken

FO Yella is a peter puffer cake eating rower, and you forgot ...

MacGruber.

"I'm gonna shoot!"

Fishpo31

FO Yella is a peter puffer cake eating rower, and you forgot ...

Hollywood Knights…Newbomb Turk in the back of the Pie Wagon with Fran Drescher. No evidence of the scene on the internets…

For the yung’uns, Hollywood Knights is a B movie, dare I say spoof of American Graffiti with a very young, very hot Michelle Pfeiffer. A good watch for those of us who appreciate 8th grade humor…like me

chuck

I think our own Mike Damone is near the top of the list. I didn't find an action video of the incident, but I think he gave Stacy the best 2 seconds of her afternoon that day.
https://youtu.be/x5UFc-qYWAE

Alexis

chuck said:

I think our own Mike Damone is near the top of the list. I didn't find an action video of the incident, but I think he gave Stacy the best 2 seconds of her afternoon that day.
https://youtu.be/x5UFc-qYWAE

I've never had sex without wearing peach colored socks since seeing this as a young lad. Still trying to last that long though..

Bad_MotherDucker

Soundtrack to any preemie wad shot

https://youtu.be/8MQqvcFAr8o

MikeDamone

chuck said:

I think our own Mike Damone is near the top of the list. I didn't find an action video of the incident, but I think he gave Stacy the best 2 seconds of her afternoon that day.
https://youtu.be/x5UFc-qYWAE

No shit. How this didn’t make the pole is disappointing. You’re all fired.

chuck

MikeDamone said:

chuck said:

I think our own Mike Damone is near the top of the list. I didn't find an action video of the incident, but I think he gave Stacy the best 2 seconds of her afternoon that day.
https://youtu.be/x5UFc-qYWAE

No shit. How this didn’t make the pole is disappointing. You’re all fired.

Later on she lied to her friend and gave you way more credit iirc. What a nice kid Stacy was. You really fucked up with her.

huskyhooligan

Forrest Gump

MikeDamone said:

chuck said:

I think our own Mike Damone is near the top of the list. I didn't find an action video of the incident, but I think he gave Stacy the best 2 seconds of her afternoon that day.
https://youtu.be/x5UFc-qYWAE

No shit. How this didn’t make the pole is disappointing. You’re all fired.

Damone at least experienced penetration and even some thrusting. Gump and Jim only made it to light petting and no stimulation other than a pair of boxers and Jenny's roommates bathrobe. When you think about it, Gump probably has some fucked up kinks. You know like only being attracted to women abused by their father.

But in time or premature, it's like comparing my 100 meter time with Usain Bolts. Neither are running the mile, or even 400, but one is still much quicker than the other.

YellowSnow

Forrest Gump

huskyhooligan said:

MikeDamone said:

chuck said:

I think our own Mike Damone is near the top of the list. I didn't find an action video of the incident, but I think he gave Stacy the best 2 seconds of her afternoon that day.
https://youtu.be/x5UFc-qYWAE

No shit. How this didn’t make the pole is disappointing. You’re all fired.

Damone at least experienced penetration and even some thrusting. Gump and Jim only made it to light petting and no stimulation other than a pair of boxers and Jenny's roommates bathrobe. When you think about it, Gump probably has some fucked up kinks. You know like only being attracted to women abused by their father.

But in time or premature, it's like comparing my 100 meter time with Usain Bolts. Neither are running the mile, or even 400, but one is still much quicker than the other.

The Cum guy gets it. I’m going with this ruling.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

American Pie

Fishpo31 said:

Hollywood Knights…Newbomb Turk in the back of the Pie Wagon with Fran Drescher. No evidence of the scene on the internets…

For the yung’uns, Hollywood Knights is a B movie, dare I say spoof of American Graffiti with a very young, very hot Michelle Pfeiffer. A good watch for those of us who appreciate 8th grade humor…like me

Great movie.

PurpleThrobber

Fishpo31 said:

Hollywood Knights…Newbomb Turk in the back of the Pie Wagon with Fran Drescher. No evidence of the scene on the internets…

For the yung’uns, Hollywood Knights is a B movie, dare I say spoof of American Graffiti with a very young, very hot Michelle Pfeiffer. A good watch for those of us who appreciate 8th grade humor…like me

Holy shit. Oh god oh god...probably not shaved in 1980.

brb, jo.

creepycoug

chuck said:

I think our own Mike Damone is near the top of the list. I didn't find an action video of the incident, but I think he gave Stacy the best 2 seconds of her afternoon that day.
https://youtu.be/x5UFc-qYWAE

This.

Pitchfork51

American Pie

I was laughing so hard the first time I saw American pie lol