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Best Premature Scene

huskyhooligan
huskyhooligan Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,956 Swaye's Wigwam

Best Premature Scene 12 votes

Forrest Gump
16%
huskyhooliganYellowSnow 2 votes
American Pie
58%
CFetters_Nacho_LoverAtomicDawgYouKnowItbiak1HuskyInAZPitchfork51Joey 7 votes
FO Yella is a peter puffer cake eating rower, and you forgot ...
25%
El_K1to392831weretakenFishpo31 3 votes

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  • 1to392831weretaken
    1to392831weretaken Member Posts: 7,696
    FO Yella is a peter puffer cake eating rower, and you forgot ...
    MacGruber.

    "I'm gonna shoot!"
  • Fishpo31
    Fishpo31 Member Posts: 2,640
    FO Yella is a peter puffer cake eating rower, and you forgot ...
    Hollywood Knights…Newbomb Turk in the back of the Pie Wagon with Fran Drescher. No evidence of the scene on the internets…

    For the yung’uns, Hollywood Knights is a B movie, dare I say spoof of American Graffiti with a very young, very hot Michelle Pfeiffer. A good watch for those of us who appreciate 8th grade humor…like me
  • Bad_MotherDucker
    Bad_MotherDucker Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,371 Swaye's Wigwam
    Soundtrack to any preemie wad shot

    https://youtu.be/8MQqvcFAr8o
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    chuck said:

    I think our own Mike Damone is near the top of the list. I didn't find an action video of the incident, but I think he gave Stacy the best 2 seconds of her afternoon that day.
    https://youtu.be/x5UFc-qYWAE

    No shit. How this didn’t make the pole is disappointing. You’re all fired.
  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,685 Swaye's Wigwam

    chuck said:

    I think our own Mike Damone is near the top of the list. I didn't find an action video of the incident, but I think he gave Stacy the best 2 seconds of her afternoon that day.
    https://youtu.be/x5UFc-qYWAE

    No shit. How this didn’t make the pole is disappointing. You’re all fired.
    Later on she lied to her friend and gave you way more credit iirc. What a nice kid Stacy was. You really fucked up with her.
  • huskyhooligan
    huskyhooligan Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,956 Swaye's Wigwam
    Forrest Gump

    chuck said:

    I think our own Mike Damone is near the top of the list. I didn't find an action video of the incident, but I think he gave Stacy the best 2 seconds of her afternoon that day.
    https://youtu.be/x5UFc-qYWAE

    No shit. How this didn’t make the pole is disappointing. You’re all fired.
    Damone at least experienced penetration and even some thrusting. Gump and Jim only made it to light petting and no stimulation other than a pair of boxers and Jenny's roommates bathrobe. When you think about it, Gump probably has some fucked up kinks. You know like only being attracted to women abused by their father.

    But in time or premature, it's like comparing my 100 meter time with Usain Bolts. Neither are running the mile, or even 400, but one is still much quicker than the other.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,319 Founders Club
    Forrest Gump

    chuck said:

    I think our own Mike Damone is near the top of the list. I didn't find an action video of the incident, but I think he gave Stacy the best 2 seconds of her afternoon that day.
    https://youtu.be/x5UFc-qYWAE

    No shit. How this didn’t make the pole is disappointing. You’re all fired.
    Damone at least experienced penetration and even some thrusting. Gump and Jim only made it to light petting and no stimulation other than a pair of boxers and Jenny's roommates bathrobe. When you think about it, Gump probably has some fucked up kinks. You know like only being attracted to women abused by their father.

    But in time or premature, it's like comparing my 100 meter time with Usain Bolts. Neither are running the mile, or even 400, but one is still much quicker than the other.
    The Cum guy gets it. I’m going with this ruling.
  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,326 Founders Club
    American Pie
    Fishpo31 said:

    Hollywood Knights…Newbomb Turk in the back of the Pie Wagon with Fran Drescher. No evidence of the scene on the internets…

    For the yung’uns, Hollywood Knights is a B movie, dare I say spoof of American Graffiti with a very young, very hot Michelle Pfeiffer. A good watch for those of us who appreciate 8th grade humor…like me

    Great movie.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,126 Standard Supporter
    Fishpo31 said:

    Hollywood Knights…Newbomb Turk in the back of the Pie Wagon with Fran Drescher. No evidence of the scene on the internets…

    For the yung’uns, Hollywood Knights is a B movie, dare I say spoof of American Graffiti with a very young, very hot Michelle Pfeiffer. A good watch for those of us who appreciate 8th grade humor…like me







    Holy shit. Oh god oh god...probably not shaved in 1980.

    brb, jo.

  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,068
    chuck said:

    I think our own Mike Damone is near the top of the list. I didn't find an action video of the incident, but I think he gave Stacy the best 2 seconds of her afternoon that day.
    https://youtu.be/x5UFc-qYWAE

    This.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    American Pie
    I was laughing so hard the first time I saw American pie lol