We need a general tweet of the day thread

Opening night Olympic ratings cratered. At least some good news. Didn't watch a minute. New Jack Reacher series on Prime posted yesterday.

https://babylonbee.com/news/pelosi-condemns-jesse-owens-for-criticizing-the-nazis-at-berlin-olympics

Pelosi Condemns Jesse Owens For Criticizing The Nazis At Berlin Olympics

February 4th, 2022 - BabylonBee.com



WASHINGTON, D.C.—Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi called today for Olympians to refrain from criticizing concentration camps and slavery, citing how embarrassing it was when Jesse Owens made a scene in front of Adolf Hitler.

“We can all learn something from the example of Jesse Owens—which is that if you don't have something nice to say about a murderous dictator, then don't say anything at all," said Speaker Pelosi. “So yes, China has literal concentration camps and is actively committing genocide, exactly like the Nazis. Some day, history will look back on millions of Uyghurs being murdered by the Chinese government, and anyone who spoke out against that is going to look pretty foolish—just like Jesse Owens. I want every American athlete to think about how humiliating it was when Mr. Owens did not join in giving Hitler the Nazi salute. How hard was it to show the Fürher a little respect? I hope our athletes will treat President Xi better, especially with how much Nike stock I hold."

Pelosi also warned athletes that their phones are being monitored and their rooms are bugged, but assured them that real communism has never been tried. NBC has bravely agreed to air the broadcast on a ten-minute delay to ensure anything critical said about China can be edited out, and the person who said it shot. NBC has received significant backlash for promoting an Olympics which benefits a genocidal regime, but executives for NBC pointed out the important fact that China has a lot of money.

In a surprise move, LeBron James initially pushed back on Pelosi's warning with a tweet saying, "eyebrow lady tripping! u speak ur truth no holdz barred bro!!!". However, he quickly learned that she was talking about China, and followed up with a new tweet saying "SHUT UP AND SKI!"

Your feel good story of the day. Zucker was a lying unAmerican POS under whose leadership pedophilia and sexual harrassment flourished while rating cratered. Zucker and Wallace were engaged in a mutual circle jerk (Toobin apparently missing in action). Now like Toobin, Wallace is flying solo.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/

FEBRUARY 5, 2022
DEFECTION DISASTER: ‘Irate’ Chris Wallace Has Meltdown Over Jeff Zucker-Allison Gollust Scandal, Said To Be At War In D.C. Bureau With Jake Tapper.

Chris Wallace is “irate” at the ousting of CNN president Jeff Zucker and his future at the news network is uncertain, Radar has been told.

In a move that stunned Beltway television circles, the no-nonsense veteran anchor — son of legendary CBS correspondent Mike Wallace — announced he was leaving Fox News after 18 years for a prized gig at CNN’s new streaming-video outlet CNN+ in December.

At the time, the former Fox News Sunday anchor specifically cited Zucker as one of the reasons he joined the network.

“I am honored and delighted to join Jeff Zucker and his great team,” Wallace gushed in a statement just two hours after he quit Fox on December 12.

Zucker fawned over Wallace, too.

“It is not often that a news organization gets the opportunity to bring someone of Chris Wallace’s caliber on board,” the axed CNN boss said.

Wallace, 74, was slated to host a weekday interview program starting next year on CNN+, Zucker’s much-hyped new digital streaming platform.

In wake of the decision from WarnerMedia suits to oust Jeff Zucker, Wallace is said to be “second guessing his decision” even though he is believed to be earning $8 to $10 million per year.

Maybe Kristi can go back on Tucker and ask for his forgiveness for being a lame ass leftard on the issue the first time. First rule of fight club is if you are promoting yourself as a conservative don't go on Tucker and expect to tell him its raining. Kristi go a new one torn as did Ted Cruz. Save it for Hannity.

Yeah, we hate real American women. Sure. We hate PMS women studies majors who want to violate the Constitution. We also hate soi boy male SJWs that want our guns. You have to be a moron and not see the equality at play. Men really hate women.



https://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/shannon-watts-the-gun-culture-hates-us-not-because-we-want-to-disarm-americans-but-because-were-women/

Because We Want to Disarm Americans, But Because We’re Women

To be clear, pro-gun activists don’t disagree with us because they actually believe we want to take their guns away. They hate us because we’re women.