Okay fellas! Describe the first time you had sex!

Swaye · January 2022

longduckdong said:
Between the sex juices and the ball sweat from my game, the smell I had goin on when I finally got undressed was a truly unique kind of foul.

This might be the fucking grossest thing ive ever read

Newer bored motto?

DerekJohnson · January 2022

CarlosDanger said:

FireCohen said:

chuck said:
All I remember is it was dark, smelly and sloppy, I fell asleep, then I wanted to cry for days.
Did he shat on your chest?
You didn't think Chuck got the nickname "Cleveland Steamer" from selling carpet shampoo systems, did you?

CHuckHIV!

TheHB · January 2022

Will do!

RoadTrip · January 2022

TheRoarOfTheCrowd said:
Just touch me,’ she begged, arching impatiently against his hand. He couldn’t make either of them wait any longer. Slowly, he brought his middle finger down and slid it gently over her folds. Jasmine threw her head back. ‘God, yes. Keep going.’ He did it again, this time his fingertip slipping between and gathering her wetness. He parted her with two fingers and found the center of her universe, rubbing it in small circles. She cried out against his lips, and was lost. The taste of her, the smell of her, the feel of her so close against him, skin to skin. Time and space had no meaning anymore. There was only her.

Nice work @StaceyAbramsDawg

MikeDamone · January 2022

TheRoarOfTheCrowd said:
Just touch me,’ she begged, arching impatiently against his hand. He couldn’t make either of them wait any longer. Slowly, he brought his middle finger down and slid it gently over her folds. Jasmine threw her head back. ‘God, yes. Keep going.’ He did it again, this time his fingertip slipping between and gathering her wetness. He parted her with two fingers and found the center of her universe, rubbing it in small circles. She cried out against his lips, and was lost. The taste of her, the smell of her, the feel of her so close against him, skin to skin. Time and space had no meaning anymore. There was only her.

Dear Penthouse letters - I never thought this would happen to me ….

Blu82 · January 2022

TheRoarOfTheCrowd said:
Just touch me,’ she begged, arching impatiently against his hand. He couldn’t make either of them wait any longer. Slowly, he brought his middle finger down and slid it gently over her folds. Jasmine threw her head back. ‘God, yes. Keep going.’ He did it again, this time his fingertip slipping between and gathering her wetness. He parted her with two fingers and found the center of her universe, rubbing it in small circles. She cried out against his lips, and was lost. The taste of her, the smell of her, the feel of her so close against him, skin to skin. Time and space had no meaning anymore. There was only her.

Sounds like something that actually happened in the barn.
Was this the first time you milked a cow?

rustysavage · January 2022

EwaDawg said:

longduckdong said:
Between the sex juices and the ball sweat from my game, the smell I had goin on when I finally got undressed was a truly unique kind of foul.

This might be the fucking grossest thing ive ever read
Too rushed to actually take a shower after the game? I am not fucking Casanova, but still. . . . . . . . . . . . .

Okay, I re-read it and you did take a shower. Who bathed you? Grandpa Sankey?

I usually get naked before I shower...