Okay fellas! Describe the first time you had sex!
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My goal in life is to be your son in lawcreepycoug said:
17?Pitchfork51 said:I lost my virginity to my best friends gf at 17 in a hot tub on Halloween. We're still buds he married another chick
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FixedPitchfork51 said:I lost my virginity to my best friend at 17 in a hot tub on Halloween. We're still buds he married a chick
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I was 15 ... My neighbor's pet goat was ..... ummnn, forget it. Let's change the subject.
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16. After school in my cousin's apartment (across street from campus) that I'd use to try n get pussy after skool, before they got home from work. Had a home basketball game that night at 7. Went thru two 3 packs of rubbers within a hour and a half tops. Had the energy of a Xanax overdose victim by game time and stunk it up from what I remember. The lucky lady was a cheerleader n I kept remembering how I wished the fuckin game would end so I could take a shower n maybe get laid again before her curfew. Between the sex juices and the ball sweat from my game, the smell I had goin on when I finally got undressed was a truly unique kind of foul.
Last bit... she was the coach's daughter, which obviously ended up backfiring on me just like my dad said it would when he somehow found out we were doin that. -
Some older boys pushed my head down on the wrestling mat and said “take this sissy” ruined me for many years.
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longduckdong said:
Some older boys pushed my head down on the wrestling mat and said “take this sissy” ruined me for many years.
10/10 would do again.
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Between the sex juices and the ball sweat from my game, the smell I had goin on when I finally got undressed was a truly unique kind of foul.
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It was quite nice. If I close my eyes I can still smell the mix of outboard oil and gas mixed with catfish from the carpet in the family van. Visually I don't remember much as family tradition requires first timers to be blind folded. I do remember getting to have an apple on a string to enjoy at the time and afterwards I couldn't sit for 2 weeks.
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Too rushed to actually take a shower after the game? I am not fucking Casanova, but still. . . . . . . . . . . . .longduckdong said:Between the sex juices and the ball sweat from my game, the smell I had goin on when I finally got undressed was a truly unique kind of foul.
This might be the fucking grossest thing ive ever read
Okay, I re-read it and you did take a shower. Who bathed you? Grandpa Sankey? -
Newer bored motto?longduckdong said:Between the sex juices and the ball sweat from my game, the smell I had goin on when I finally got undressed was a truly unique kind of foul.
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Will do!
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Nice work @StaceyAbramsDawgTheRoarOfTheCrowd said:Just touch me,’ she begged, arching impatiently against his hand. He couldn’t make either of them wait any longer. Slowly, he brought his middle finger down and slid it gently over her folds. Jasmine threw her head back. ‘God, yes. Keep going.’ He did it again, this time his fingertip slipping between and gathering her wetness. He parted her with two fingers and found the center of her universe, rubbing it in small circles. She cried out against his lips, and was lost. The taste of her, the smell of her, the feel of her so close against him, skin to skin. Time and space had no meaning anymore. There was only her.
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Dear Penthouse letters - I never thought this would happen to me ….TheRoarOfTheCrowd said:Just touch me,’ she begged, arching impatiently against his hand. He couldn’t make either of them wait any longer. Slowly, he brought his middle finger down and slid it gently over her folds. Jasmine threw her head back. ‘God, yes. Keep going.’ He did it again, this time his fingertip slipping between and gathering her wetness. He parted her with two fingers and found the center of her universe, rubbing it in small circles. She cried out against his lips, and was lost. The taste of her, the smell of her, the feel of her so close against him, skin to skin. Time and space had no meaning anymore. There was only her.
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Sounds like something that actually happened in the barn.TheRoarOfTheCrowd said:Just touch me,’ she begged, arching impatiently against his hand. He couldn’t make either of them wait any longer. Slowly, he brought his middle finger down and slid it gently over her folds. Jasmine threw her head back. ‘God, yes. Keep going.’ He did it again, this time his fingertip slipping between and gathering her wetness. He parted her with two fingers and found the center of her universe, rubbing it in small circles. She cried out against his lips, and was lost. The taste of her, the smell of her, the feel of her so close against him, skin to skin. Time and space had no meaning anymore. There was only her.
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I usually get naked before I shower...EwaDawg said:
Too rushed to actually take a shower after the game? I am not fucking Casanova, but still. . . . . . . . . . . . .longduckdong said:Between the sex juices and the ball sweat from my game, the smell I had goin on when I finally got undressed was a truly unique kind of foul.
This might be the fucking grossest thing ive ever read
Okay, I re-read it and you did take a shower. Who bathed you? Grandpa Sankey? -
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Porking*AZDuck said:
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It was bomb. She was naughty.
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I have some very strong opinions on what you said here … some of it I’m not 100% sure I want to completely elaborate on
I need to think about if I want to publicly put out some of the info I’ve heard the last few hours and connecting the dots on what I think happened -
I brought my pencil. Give me something to write on!TheGhost206 said:It was bomb. She was naughty.
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Didn't know she died from colon cancer. What a shitty way to go.TheGhost206 said:It was bomb. She was naughty.
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It was at an Eastside Catholic party. It was pretty freaky, we were in the back of a truck, and people were filming.
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My dad got the colon liver specialBleachedAnusDawg said:
Didn't know she died from colon cancer. What a shitty way to go.TheGhost206 said:It was bomb. She was naughty.
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DamnRaceBannon said:
My dad got the colon liver specialBleachedAnusDawg said:
Didn't know she died from colon cancer. What a shitty way to go.TheGhost206 said:It was bomb. She was naughty.
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I’m still curious about what Tequilla was so worried about sharing. I didn’t read the tl,dr post but the gist of it was that Cohen sucks. Water is wet. All of us here are aware of that. Big fucking deal.TrumpsWall said:I have some very strong opinions on what you said here … some of it I’m not 100% sure I want to completely elaborate on
I need to think about if I want to publicly put out some of the info I’ve heard the last few hours and connecting the dots on what I think happened -
I have some very strong opinions on what you said here … some of it I’m not 100% sure I want to completely elaborate onRoadDawg55 said:
I’m still curious about what Tequilla was so worried about sharing. I didn’t read the tl,dr post but the gist of it was that Cohen sucks. Water is wet. All of us here are aware of that. Big fucking deal.TrumpsWall said:I have some very strong opinions on what you said here … some of it I’m not 100% sure I want to completely elaborate on
I need to think about if I want to publicly put out some of the info I’ve heard the last few hours and connecting the dots on what I think happened
I need to think about if I want to publicly put out some of the info I’ve heard the last few hours and connecting the dots on what I think happened
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Fun question! I’d rather not say publicly for lots of practical reasons I’m sure you can imagine. This feels a little wimpy, but also prudent.TopicalChica said:Go!
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