Okay fellas! Describe the first time you had sex!
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Welp, I'm out
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your mom and i filmed it, i can pop in the tape and show if you'd like.
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Pedo state shower
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With someone?
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Ask your mom, im sure she remembers better than me
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He's still recovering.
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Louis Friend. That’s hawtGrundleStiltzkin said: -
The level of autism this bored attracts is stunning.TopicalChica said:Go!
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You mean coitus?
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Greatest 23 seconds of my life.
Almost a shot clock violation.
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All I remember is it was dark, smelly and sloppy, I fell asleep, then I wanted to cry for days.
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R u knew hear?TXDawg said:
The level of autism this bored attracts is stunning.TopicalChica said:Go!
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Did he shat on your chest?chuck said:All I remember is it was dark, smelly and sloppy, I fell asleep, then I wanted to cry for days.
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I remember it like it was yesterday.
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New Bored Motto.TXDawg said:
The level of autism this bored attracts is stunning.TopicalChica said:Go!
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I lost my virginity to my best friends gf at 17 in a hot tub on Halloween. We're still buds he married another chick
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your best friend is gluten free?Pitchfork51 said:I lost my virginity to my best friends gf at 17 in a hot tub on Halloween. We're still buds he married another chick
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No, like Gerald Franklin or Giorgio FizzioerelliLawDawg1 said:
your best friend is gluten free?Pitchfork51 said:I lost my virginity to my best friends gf at 17 in a hot tub on Halloween. We're still buds he married another chick
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Just touch me,’ she begged, arching impatiently against his hand. He couldn’t make either of them wait any longer. Slowly, he brought his middle finger down and slid it gently over her folds. Jasmine threw her head back. ‘God, yes. Keep going.’ He did it again, this time his fingertip slipping between and gathering her wetness. He parted her with two fingers and found the center of her universe, rubbing it in small circles. She cried out against his lips, and was lost. The taste of her, the smell of her, the feel of her so close against him, skin to skin. Time and space had no meaning anymore. There was only her.
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Did she have nuclear boots and drip dry gloves?Pitchfork51 said:I lost my virginity to my best friends gf at 17 in a hot tub on Halloween. We're still buds he married another chick
Did she dance beneath the starry sky?
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Pitchfork51 said:
I lost my virginity to my best friends at 17 in a hot tub on Halloween. We're still buds he married another chick
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Yes. Very different dates. Good point.TrumpsWall said:With someone?
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17?Pitchfork51 said:I lost my virginity to my best friends gf at 17 in a hot tub on Halloween. We're still buds he married another chick
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You lost your virginity in Gorst?chuck said:All I remember is it was dark, smelly and sloppy, I fell asleep, then I wanted to cry for days.
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1 word: gay
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Nice post you retarded dorkFireCohen said:Pitchfork51 said:I lost my virginity to my best friends at 17 in a hot tub on Halloween. We're still buds he married another chick
