The Soccer Mom SUV Thread

chuck said:

StLouisDawg said:

PurpleThrobber said:

StLouisDawg said:

Swaye said:

StLouisDawg said:

Friends I’ve known say land rovers are just plain fucked up engineering. Things like to replace a tire you have to disconnect the taillights and catalytic converter. Look bad ass and better off road than a jeep, but they break easily.

Another friend owned a porche and changing the spark plugs was like 1500 bucks. Had to lower the engine to get to them so some stupid shit.

Two points of contention. I do not think a Land Rover is better off road than a Jeep. A Rubicon is still the most capable off road machine per dollar spent you can buy. And is just straight up better than a Defender. And anything else besides a Defender is a mall crawler not an off road machine. Live axles will always beat IFS. Rubicons are geared MUCH better and have much better articulation. Approach and departure angles are a wash. Nothing beats a Rubicon off road for anywhere near the same money. I've rock crawled my entire life and seen everything there is on the trails. 30 years ago yes Defenders and FJs were as good or better. Not now.

https://www.motortrend.com/news/2020-land-rover-defender-vs-2019-jeep-wrangler-rubicon/

Second. There will be no shit talk of Porsche, even if it's true. And to be fair I think Porsche maintenance costs are in line with their overall cost. Sure they are quite a bit higher than Toyota, but these are 150-200K cars, not 30K Camry's. Talk to Ferrari guys about absurd maintenance costs. Want true insanity? Buy a Bugatti Veyron. 21K for an oil change.

https://www.topspeed.com/cars/car-news/watch-how-the-21-000-27-hour-oil-change-is-done-on-a-bugatti-veyron-ar181881.html

Weird soft target hit point to me.

Porsches also feel like I’m in an episode of knight rider from 1987. In fact I was stunned by how…cheap the interior felt. I kept thinking this is really a Golf with a boob job.

If you're bashing golf and boob jobs, I'm out.

If by “bash” you mean I’ve railed tight, sweaty pussy and came on fake tits on a golf course, it’s about a once a year occurrence.

The above pic is two of the stars on golfoholics, a you tube channel. Can watch it all day long. A good looking woman who can play golf is a wonder to behold.

I play quite a bit of golf and have a rollercoaster game. When it's on I'm a mid-low cap. When it's off I'll spend hours watching Paige Spiranac and other chick practice videos to get me smoothed back out. Golf instruction is not only free it can also be erotic.

chuck said:

YellowSnow said:

chuck said:

StLouisDawg said:

PurpleThrobber said:

StLouisDawg said:

Swaye said:

StLouisDawg said:

Friends I’ve known say land rovers are just plain fucked up engineering. Things like to replace a tire you have to disconnect the taillights and catalytic converter. Look bad ass and better off road than a jeep, but they break easily.

Another friend owned a porche and changing the spark plugs was like 1500 bucks. Had to lower the engine to get to them so some stupid shit.

Two points of contention. I do not think a Land Rover is better off road than a Jeep. A Rubicon is still the most capable off road machine per dollar spent you can buy. And is just straight up better than a Defender. And anything else besides a Defender is a mall crawler not an off road machine. Live axles will always beat IFS. Rubicons are geared MUCH better and have much better articulation. Approach and departure angles are a wash. Nothing beats a Rubicon off road for anywhere near the same money. I've rock crawled my entire life and seen everything there is on the trails. 30 years ago yes Defenders and FJs were as good or better. Not now.

https://www.motortrend.com/news/2020-land-rover-defender-vs-2019-jeep-wrangler-rubicon/

Second. There will be no shit talk of Porsche, even if it's true. And to be fair I think Porsche maintenance costs are in line with their overall cost. Sure they are quite a bit higher than Toyota, but these are 150-200K cars, not 30K Camry's. Talk to Ferrari guys about absurd maintenance costs. Want true insanity? Buy a Bugatti Veyron. 21K for an oil change.

https://www.topspeed.com/cars/car-news/watch-how-the-21-000-27-hour-oil-change-is-done-on-a-bugatti-veyron-ar181881.html

Weird soft target hit point to me.

Porsches also feel like I’m in an episode of knight rider from 1987. In fact I was stunned by how…cheap the interior felt. I kept thinking this is really a Golf with a boob job.

If you're bashing golf and boob jobs, I'm out.

If by “bash” you mean I’ve railed tight, sweaty pussy and came on fake tits on a golf course, it’s about a once a year occurrence.

The above pic is two of the stars on golfoholics, a you tube channel. Can watch it all day long. A good looking woman who can play golf is a wonder to behold.

I play quite a bit of golf and have a rollercoaster game. When it's on I'm a mid-low cap. When it's off I'll spend hours watching Paige Spiranac and other chick practice videos to get me smoothed back out. Golf instruction is not only free it can also be erotic.

We? have a fat lesbo pro at our cuntry club. Thinking of taking a lesson next year.

Fat lesbo can be erotic too. Sometimes they have smoking hot GFs. If they dontvyij can still imagine that they do.

Every practice drill I pulled off of YouTube this year cost me multiple rounds where I struggled with whatever bad habit the drill created. Thats the risk of being self taught and why I failed in my mission to join the senior tour when I turned 50. I regularly lose ground via I'll advised or poorly implemented changes.

All kidding aside though, I've had by far the best success with swing tip videos by Paige (we're pretty tight now so I use her first name) or other lady pros. I think I pay closet attention and rewatch more times when there are tits, bare legs and short skirts.