Flights are a fuckin joke

Canceled again.

4 times in the past 5 weeks. Gotta fly out on wed again. Who's got the highest total lately?

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I haven’t flown since Maui February 2020. I won’t fly now. I just won’t.

Because of the hassle and cancellations, or something else?

Canceled again.

4 times in the past 5 weeks. Gotta fly out on wed again. Who's got the highest total lately?

Airline(s)?

I had some wonderful flights to Dubai and back earlier this month.

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Canceled again.

4 times in the past 5 weeks. Gotta fly out on wed again. Who's got the highest total lately?
Airline(s)?

I had some wonderful flights to Dubai and back earlier this month.

I hear the porta potties there are great this time of year.

If you're good looking and wear halfway decent clothes, they'll bump you to first class once in a while to balance the plane

What if you're hungover and unshaven?

Canceled again.

4 times in the past 5 weeks. Gotta fly out on wed again. Who's got the highest total lately?
Airline(s)?

I had some wonderful flights to Dubai and back earlier this month.
I hear the porta potties there are great this time of year.

If you hire an Instagram influencer to be a porta potty in Texas, are they still a dubai porta potty?

If you're good looking and wear halfway decent clothes, they'll bump you to first class once in a while to balance the plane
What if you're hungover and unshaven?

What if you're 690 lbs and have an under tit infection?

Flights/airports have gotten to be a terrible experience.
Im pissed enough that I split a Sky Share ride 2 weeks ago.
Expensive but worth every penny.

Flew from Spokane to Seattle for ASU game. Old lady….”would you mind switching seats with me so I can sit by my husband?”

It’s 35 fucking minutes but whatevs.

Poor bastard couldn’t even have a moment of peace.

My kid was supposed to fly out on American from Houston with his fiance to the DR to spend Christmas with her family this morning. Flight cancelled so they got moved to first class on a United flight.

Pretty decent trade I'd say.

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