Flights are a fuckin joke
4 times in the past 5 weeks. Gotta fly out on wed again. Who's got the highest total lately?
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Slugging it out, too. I feel you bro.Pitchfork51 said:Canceled again.
4 times in the past 5 weeks. Gotta fly out on wed again. Who's got the highest total lately?
About ready to go full on John Candy TP@A style.
Those aren’t pillows.
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Allegiant?Pitchfork51 said:Canceled again.
4 times in the past 5 weeks. Gotta fly out on wed again. Who's got the highest total lately? -
Fly deadhead on FedEx, I hear there great around Christmas
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Still toying with the idea of packing up and moving to Tejas. What kind of documents and shit do I need to show you guys that I'm worthy? Gun receipts? Voting records?
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I haven’t flown since Maui February 2020. I won’t fly now. I just won’t.
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One of the best scenes in cinematic history.PurpleThrobber said:
Slugging it out, too. I feel you bro.Pitchfork51 said:Canceled again.
4 times in the past 5 weeks. Gotta fly out on wed again. Who's got the highest total lately?
About ready to go full on John Candy TP@A style.
Those aren’t pillows.
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Assless chapsSwisherSweetboy said:Still toying with the idea of packing up and moving to Tejas. What kind of documents and shit do I need to show you guys that I'm worthy? Gun receipts? Voting records?
Though technically all chaps are assless.
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I'm with you I just used the RV to travel. Rather enjoyable.MikeDamone said:I haven’t flown since Maui February 2020. I won’t fly now. I just won’t.
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Going to Miami in Feb. I fly first class with lounge access so the problems of the peasantry don't affect me.
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and it could be worse
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Flying from about March 2020 to May 2021 was awesome. The sheeple living in fear made for some great deals and plenty of good seats.MikeDamone said:I haven’t flown since Maui February 2020. I won’t fly now. I just won’t.
It has returned to shitty rookie travelers. Quit trying to line jump people from the back of the plane upon arrival. You're going to miss your connecting flight, Row 38 guy. Fuck off, everyone else is trying to get out to theirs too. -
Have traveled Amtrak first class lately. Fucking awesome. They bring the lounge to you.Swaye said:Going to Miami in Feb. I fly first class with lounge access so the problems of the peasantry don't affect me.
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Lol sitting in the lounge for 7 hours then getting canceled is not funSwaye said:Going to Miami in Feb. I fly first class with lounge access so the problems of the peasantry don't affect me.
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I hate those people. Wife said there’s a vid of a women telling Johnny Jump Ups to “sit your ass down, you’re not going anwhere”.PurpleThrobber said:
Flying from about March 2020 to May 2021 was awesome. The sheeple living in fear made for some great deals and plenty of good seats.MikeDamone said:I haven’t flown since Maui February 2020. I won’t fly now. I just won’t.
It has returned to shitty rookie travelers. Quit trying to line jump people from the back of the plane upon arrival. You're going to miss your connecting flight, Row 38 guy. Fuck off, everyone else is trying to get out to theirs too. -
A pulse.SwisherSweetboy said:Still toying with the idea of packing up and moving to Tejas. What kind of documents and shit do I need to show you guys that I'm worthy? Gun receipts? Voting records?
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Exactly. It always feels good to cross back into Texas.LoneStarDawg said:
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I was just trying to make fun of poor people. I still hate flying. First class is just more comfortable suck.Pitchfork51 said:
Lol sitting in the lounge for 7 hours then getting canceled is not funSwaye said:Going to Miami in Feb. I fly first class with lounge access so the problems of the peasantry don't affect me.
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The 'bows I throw at people trying to pull that shit make Bill Laimbeer blush.46XiJCAB said:
I hate those people. Wife said there’s a vid of a women telling Johnny Jump Ups to “sit your ass down, you’re not going anwhere”.PurpleThrobber said:
Flying from about March 2020 to May 2021 was awesome. The sheeple living in fear made for some great deals and plenty of good seats.MikeDamone said:I haven’t flown since Maui February 2020. I won’t fly now. I just won’t.
It has returned to shitty rookie travelers. Quit trying to line jump people from the back of the plane upon arrival. You're going to miss your connecting flight, Row 38 guy. Fuck off, everyone else is trying to get out to theirs too.
Just won't put up with that crap. Mrs. Throbber v2.0 won't even let me sit in the aisle seat any longer. The Throbber immediately unbuckles and posts up like Patrick Ewing on the block. Hilarity ensues when Johnny Jump Up thinks he can get by or starts talking shit.
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If you're good looking and wear halfway decent clothes, they'll bump you to first class once in a while to balance the plane
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Because of the hassle and cancellations, or something else?MikeDamone said:I haven’t flown since Maui February 2020. I won’t fly now. I just won’t.
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Airline(s)?Pitchfork51 said:Canceled again.
4 times in the past 5 weeks. Gotta fly out on wed again. Who's got the highest total lately?
I had some wonderful flights to Dubai and back earlier this month. -
I hear the porta potties there are great this time of year.whlinder said:
Airline(s)?Pitchfork51 said:Canceled again.
4 times in the past 5 weeks. Gotta fly out on wed again. Who's got the highest total lately?
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What if you're hungover and unshaven?Fire_Marshall_Bill said:If you're good looking and wear halfway decent clothes, they'll bump you to first class once in a while to balance the plane
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If you hire an Instagram influencer to be a porta potty in Texas, are they still a dubai porta potty?EsophagealFeces said:
I hear the porta potties there are great this time of year.whlinder said:
Airline(s)?Pitchfork51 said:Canceled again.
4 times in the past 5 weeks. Gotta fly out on wed again. Who's got the highest total lately?
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What if you're 690 lbs and have an under tit infection?Pitchfork51 said:
What if you're hungover and unshaven?Fire_Marshall_Bill said:If you're good looking and wear halfway decent clothes, they'll bump you to first class once in a while to balance the plane
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Flights/airports have gotten to be a terrible experience.
Im pissed enough that I split a Sky Share ride 2 weeks ago.
Expensive but worth every penny.
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Flew from Spokane to Seattle for ASU game. Old lady….”would you mind switching seats with me so I can sit by my husband?”
It’s 35 fucking minutes but whatevs.
Poor bastard couldn’t even have a moment of peace.
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My kid was supposed to fly out on American from Houston with his fiance to the DR to spend Christmas with her family this morning. Flight cancelled so they got moved to first class on a United flight.
Pretty decent trade I'd say.
