Midwest nerd tries to understand the Pac12

Canadawg · December 2021

RatherBeBrewing · December 2021

Some people are saying you can’t buy a championship.

Is that fact? Has anybody proven that, done any investigations?

RatherBeBrewing · December 2021

Anyway, here’s Oregon’s new practice facility that will be open in two years. It’s going to cost a lot of money, but it will have a new locker room to replace the outdated $200 million piece of shit from 2013. It will also have an air filtration system to allow the team to practice during forest fires, nuclear war, and peasant uprisings. It is designed by famed architect Upsayda-Dawn Preengle, who previously designed the BDSM Palace in Frankfurt, the Joe Paterno Childcare Center on the Nike Campus, and the EFSMI building in Zurich, Switzerland.

Supposedly it will be big enough and equipped with cameras (bye-bye Notre Dame style scissor lift) in order to host games if air quality doesn’t allow it outdoors.

HuskyJW · December 2021

RatherBeBrewing said:
Anyway, here’s Oregon’s new practice facility that will be open in two years. It’s going to cost a lot of money, but it will have a new locker room to replace the outdated $200 million piece of shit from 2013. It will also have an air filtration system to allow the team to practice during forest fires, nuclear war, and peasant uprisings. It is designed by famed architect Upsayda-Dawn Preengle, who previously designed the BDSM Palace in Frankfurt, the Joe Paterno Childcare Center on the Nike Campus, and the EFSMI building in Zurich, Switzerland.

Supposedly it will be big enough and equipped with cameras (bye-bye Notre Dame style scissor lift) in order to host games if air quality doesn’t allow it outdoors.

LOLZ

RaceBannon · December 2021

RatherBeBrewing said:
Anyway, here’s Oregon’s new practice facility that will be open in two years. It’s going to cost a lot of money, but it will have a new locker room to replace the outdated $200 million piece of shit from 2013. It will also have an air filtration system to allow the team to practice during forest fires, nuclear war, and peasant uprisings. It is designed by famed architect Upsayda-Dawn Preengle, who previously designed the BDSM Palace in Frankfurt, the Joe Paterno Childcare Center on the Nike Campus, and the EFSMI building in Zurich, Switzerland.

Supposedly it will be big enough and equipped with cameras (bye-bye Notre Dame style scissor lift) in order to host games if air quality doesn’t allow it outdoors.

Can it beat Utah?

PurpleBaze · December 2021

RaceBannon said:

RatherBeBrewing said:
Anyway, here’s Oregon’s new practice facility that will be open in two years. It’s going to cost a lot of money, but it will have a new locker room to replace the outdated $200 million piece of shit from 2013. It will also have an air filtration system to allow the team to practice during forest fires, nuclear war, and peasant uprisings. It is designed by famed architect Upsayda-Dawn Preengle, who previously designed the BDSM Palace in Frankfurt, the Joe Paterno Childcare Center on the Nike Campus, and the EFSMI building in Zurich, Switzerland.

Supposedly it will be big enough and equipped with cameras (bye-bye Notre Dame style scissor lift) in order to host games if air quality doesn’t allow it outdoors.
Can it beat Utah?

Savage!

Fire_Marshall_Bill · December 2021

RatherBeBrewing said:
Anyway, here’s Oregon’s new practice facility that will be open in two years. It’s going to cost a lot of money, but it will have a new locker room to replace the outdated $200 million piece of shit from 2013. It will also have an air filtration system to allow the team to practice during forest fires, nuclear war, and peasant uprisings. It is designed by famed architect Upsayda-Dawn Preengle, who previously designed the BDSM Palace in Frankfurt, the Joe Paterno Childcare Center on the Nike Campus, and the EFSMI building in Zurich, Switzerland.

Supposedly it will be big enough and equipped with cameras (bye-bye Notre Dame style scissor lift) in order to host games if air quality doesn’t allow it outdoors.

Here's praying the forest fires get to it

46XiJCAB · December 2021

I’m old enough to remember a gravel Autzen porking lot with chalk lines.

All Hail Uncle Phil!

RatherBeBrewing · December 2021

RaceBannon said:

RatherBeBrewing said:
Anyway, here’s Oregon’s new practice facility that will be open in two years. It’s going to cost a lot of money, but it will have a new locker room to replace the outdated $200 million piece of shit from 2013. It will also have an air filtration system to allow the team to practice during forest fires, nuclear war, and peasant uprisings. It is designed by famed architect Upsayda-Dawn Preengle, who previously designed the BDSM Palace in Frankfurt, the Joe Paterno Childcare Center on the Nike Campus, and the EFSMI building in Zurich, Switzerland.

Supposedly it will be big enough and equipped with cameras (bye-bye Notre Dame style scissor lift) in order to host games if air quality doesn’t allow it outdoors.
Can it beat Utah?

It can crush Utah!

The thing must weigh millions of pounds.

The question is will it, and that depends on two factors:
1. The health of it’s mother.
2. Available dream job opportunities in the ACC. I can’t blame the facility if it grew up wanting to be Clemson’s indoor practice field and the opportunity presents itself.

PasadenaHuskyFan · December 2021

but does oregon have got sum steamin' virgin hairy airmpits? didn't think so. Add some k y jellybean and you're all good to go

RatherBeBrewing · December 2021

HuskyJW said:

RatherBeBrewing said:
Anyway, here’s Oregon’s new practice facility that will be open in two years. It’s going to cost a lot of money, but it will have a new locker room to replace the outdated $200 million piece of shit from 2013. It will also have an air filtration system to allow the team to practice during forest fires, nuclear war, and peasant uprisings. It is designed by famed architect Upsayda-Dawn Preengle, who previously designed the BDSM Palace in Frankfurt, the Joe Paterno Childcare Center on the Nike Campus, and the EFSMI building in Zurich, Switzerland.

Supposedly it will be big enough and equipped with cameras (bye-bye Notre Dame style scissor lift) in order to host games if air quality doesn’t allow it outdoors.
LOLZ

JoePa seemed like such a safe bet to name a building after, like what are the odds he was abetting a child rapist? A cousin dumping bodies in the East River, maybe.

1to392831weretaken · December 2021

I, too, had to go to the googles to look up "Joe Paterno Child Development Center." I thought for sure it was just @RatherBeBrewing's sense of humor again. It was a "no fucking way!" moment for sure.

Canadawg · December 2021

RatherBeBrewing said:
Anyway, here’s Oregon’s new practice facility that will be open in two years. It’s going to cost a lot of money, but it will have a new locker room to replace the outdated $200 million piece of shit from 2013. It will also have an air filtration system to allow the team to practice during forest fires, nuclear war, and peasant uprisings. It is designed by famed architect Upsayda-Dawn Preengle, who previously designed the BDSM Palace in Frankfurt, the Joe Paterno Childcare Center on the Nike Campus, and the EFSMI building in Zurich, Switzerland.

Supposedly it will be big enough and equipped with cameras (bye-bye Notre Dame style scissor lift) in order to host games if air quality doesn’t allow it outdoors.

That's hilarious that his name looks like the buildings he designs. "Upside down pringle"

PasadenaHuskyFan · December 2021

Canadawg said:

RatherBeBrewing said:
Anyway, here’s Oregon’s new practice facility that will be open in two years. It’s going to cost a lot of money, but it will have a new locker room to replace the outdated $200 million piece of shit from 2013. It will also have an air filtration system to allow the team to practice during forest fires, nuclear war, and peasant uprisings. It is designed by famed architect Upsayda-Dawn Preengle, who previously designed the BDSM Palace in Frankfurt, the Joe Paterno Childcare Center on the Nike Campus, and the EFSMI building in Zurich, Switzerland.

Supposedly it will be big enough and equipped with cameras (bye-bye Notre Dame style scissor lift) in order to host games if air quality doesn’t allow it outdoors.
That's hilarious that his name looks like the buildings he designs. "Upside down pringle"

yeah, it's so funny. really made me have a good chuckle. funny, funny stuff.

Canadawg · December 2021

PasadenaHuskyFan said:

Canadawg said:

RatherBeBrewing said:
Anyway, here’s Oregon’s new practice facility that will be open in two years. It’s going to cost a lot of money, but it will have a new locker room to replace the outdated $200 million piece of shit from 2013. It will also have an air filtration system to allow the team to practice during forest fires, nuclear war, and peasant uprisings. It is designed by famed architect Upsayda-Dawn Preengle, who previously designed the BDSM Palace in Frankfurt, the Joe Paterno Childcare Center on the Nike Campus, and the EFSMI building in Zurich, Switzerland.

Supposedly it will be big enough and equipped with cameras (bye-bye Notre Dame style scissor lift) in order to host games if air quality doesn’t allow it outdoors.
That's hilarious that his name looks like the buildings he designs. "Upside down pringle"
yeah, it's so funny. really made me have a good chuckle. funny, funny stuff.

Get help

RatherBeBrewing · December 2021

Canadawg said:

RatherBeBrewing said:
Anyway, here’s Oregon’s new practice facility that will be open in two years. It’s going to cost a lot of money, but it will have a new locker room to replace the outdated $200 million piece of shit from 2013. It will also have an air filtration system to allow the team to practice during forest fires, nuclear war, and peasant uprisings. It is designed by famed architect Upsayda-Dawn Preengle, who previously designed the BDSM Palace in Frankfurt, the Joe Paterno Childcare Center on the Nike Campus, and the EFSMI building in Zurich, Switzerland.

Supposedly it will be big enough and equipped with cameras (bye-bye Notre Dame style scissor lift) in order to host games if air quality doesn’t allow it outdoors.
That's hilarious that his name looks like the buildings he designs. "Upside down pringle"

You misgendered my fictional architect.

Canadawg · December 2021

RatherBeBrewing said:

Canadawg said:

RatherBeBrewing said:
Anyway, here’s Oregon’s new practice facility that will be open in two years. It’s going to cost a lot of money, but it will have a new locker room to replace the outdated $200 million piece of shit from 2013. It will also have an air filtration system to allow the team to practice during forest fires, nuclear war, and peasant uprisings. It is designed by famed architect Upsayda-Dawn Preengle, who previously designed the BDSM Palace in Frankfurt, the Joe Paterno Childcare Center on the Nike Campus, and the EFSMI building in Zurich, Switzerland.

Supposedly it will be big enough and equipped with cameras (bye-bye Notre Dame style scissor lift) in order to host games if air quality doesn’t allow it outdoors.
That's hilarious that his name looks like the buildings he designs. "Upside down pringle"

You misgendered my fictional architect.

I'll send a representative down to apologize

dnc · December 2021

Canadawg said:

RatherBeBrewing said:

Canadawg said:

RatherBeBrewing said:
Anyway, here’s Oregon’s new practice facility that will be open in two years. It’s going to cost a lot of money, but it will have a new locker room to replace the outdated $200 million piece of shit from 2013. It will also have an air filtration system to allow the team to practice during forest fires, nuclear war, and peasant uprisings. It is designed by famed architect Upsayda-Dawn Preengle, who previously designed the BDSM Palace in Frankfurt, the Joe Paterno Childcare Center on the Nike Campus, and the EFSMI building in Zurich, Switzerland.

Supposedly it will be big enough and equipped with cameras (bye-bye Notre Dame style scissor lift) in order to host games if air quality doesn’t allow it outdoors.
That's hilarious that his name looks like the buildings he designs. "Upside down pringle"

You misgendered my fictional architect.

I'll send a representative down to apologize

Delegation is the honorable way to go

DerekJohnson · December 2021

What that adjacent lawn needs is a good homeless camp.

haie · December 2021

DerekJohnson said:

What that adjacent lawn needs is a good homeless camp.

In modern college football no one is going to be distracted by that.

It's Eugene. Druids, poors, and problems specific to a liberal shithole without any of the positives.

rodmansrage · December 2021

its going to be special when ELF burns it to the ground.

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