Midwest nerd tries to understand the Pac12
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Some people are saying you can’t buy a championship.
Is that fact? Has anybody proven that, done any investigations?
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Anyway, here’s Oregon’s new practice facility that will be open in two years. It’s going to cost a lot of money, but it will have a new locker room to replace the outdated $200 million piece of shit from 2013. It will also have an air filtration system to allow the team to practice during forest fires, nuclear war, and peasant uprisings. It is designed by famed architect Upsayda-Dawn Preengle, who previously designed the BDSM Palace in Frankfurt, the Joe Paterno Childcare Center on the Nike Campus, and the EFSMI building in Zurich, Switzerland.
Supposedly it will be big enough and equipped with cameras (bye-bye Notre Dame style scissor lift) in order to host games if air quality doesn’t allow it outdoors. -
LOLZRatherBeBrewing said:Anyway, here’s Oregon’s new practice facility that will be open in two years. It’s going to cost a lot of money, but it will have a new locker room to replace the outdated $200 million piece of shit from 2013. It will also have an air filtration system to allow the team to practice during forest fires, nuclear war, and peasant uprisings. It is designed by famed architect Upsayda-Dawn Preengle, who previously designed the BDSM Palace in Frankfurt, the Joe Paterno Childcare Center on the Nike Campus, and the EFSMI building in Zurich, Switzerland.
Supposedly it will be big enough and equipped with cameras (bye-bye Notre Dame style scissor lift) in order to host games if air quality doesn’t allow it outdoors. -
Can it beat Utah?RatherBeBrewing said:Anyway, here’s Oregon’s new practice facility that will be open in two years. It’s going to cost a lot of money, but it will have a new locker room to replace the outdated $200 million piece of shit from 2013. It will also have an air filtration system to allow the team to practice during forest fires, nuclear war, and peasant uprisings. It is designed by famed architect Upsayda-Dawn Preengle, who previously designed the BDSM Palace in Frankfurt, the Joe Paterno Childcare Center on the Nike Campus, and the EFSMI building in Zurich, Switzerland.
Supposedly it will be big enough and equipped with cameras (bye-bye Notre Dame style scissor lift) in order to host games if air quality doesn’t allow it outdoors. -
Savage!RaceBannon said:
Can it beat Utah?RatherBeBrewing said:Anyway, here’s Oregon’s new practice facility that will be open in two years. It’s going to cost a lot of money, but it will have a new locker room to replace the outdated $200 million piece of shit from 2013. It will also have an air filtration system to allow the team to practice during forest fires, nuclear war, and peasant uprisings. It is designed by famed architect Upsayda-Dawn Preengle, who previously designed the BDSM Palace in Frankfurt, the Joe Paterno Childcare Center on the Nike Campus, and the EFSMI building in Zurich, Switzerland.
Supposedly it will be big enough and equipped with cameras (bye-bye Notre Dame style scissor lift) in order to host games if air quality doesn’t allow it outdoors. -
Here's praying the forest fires get to itRatherBeBrewing said:Anyway, here’s Oregon’s new practice facility that will be open in two years. It’s going to cost a lot of money, but it will have a new locker room to replace the outdated $200 million piece of shit from 2013. It will also have an air filtration system to allow the team to practice during forest fires, nuclear war, and peasant uprisings. It is designed by famed architect Upsayda-Dawn Preengle, who previously designed the BDSM Palace in Frankfurt, the Joe Paterno Childcare Center on the Nike Campus, and the EFSMI building in Zurich, Switzerland.
Supposedly it will be big enough and equipped with cameras (bye-bye Notre Dame style scissor lift) in order to host games if air quality doesn’t allow it outdoors. -
I’m old enough to remember a gravel Autzen porking lot with chalk lines.
All Hail Uncle Phil! -
It can crush Utah!RaceBannon said:
Can it beat Utah?RatherBeBrewing said:Anyway, here’s Oregon’s new practice facility that will be open in two years. It’s going to cost a lot of money, but it will have a new locker room to replace the outdated $200 million piece of shit from 2013. It will also have an air filtration system to allow the team to practice during forest fires, nuclear war, and peasant uprisings. It is designed by famed architect Upsayda-Dawn Preengle, who previously designed the BDSM Palace in Frankfurt, the Joe Paterno Childcare Center on the Nike Campus, and the EFSMI building in Zurich, Switzerland.
Supposedly it will be big enough and equipped with cameras (bye-bye Notre Dame style scissor lift) in order to host games if air quality doesn’t allow it outdoors.
The thing must weigh millions of pounds.
The question is will it, and that depends on two factors:
1. The health of it’s mother.
2. Available dream job opportunities in the ACC. I can’t blame the facility if it grew up wanting to be Clemson’s indoor practice field and the opportunity presents itself.
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but does oregon have got sum steamin' virgin hairy airmpits? didn't think so. Add some k y jellybean and you're all good to go
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HuskyJW said:
LOLZRatherBeBrewing said:Anyway, here’s Oregon’s new practice facility that will be open in two years. It’s going to cost a lot of money, but it will have a new locker room to replace the outdated $200 million piece of shit from 2013. It will also have an air filtration system to allow the team to practice during forest fires, nuclear war, and peasant uprisings. It is designed by famed architect Upsayda-Dawn Preengle, who previously designed the BDSM Palace in Frankfurt, the Joe Paterno Childcare Center on the Nike Campus, and the EFSMI building in Zurich, Switzerland.
Supposedly it will be big enough and equipped with cameras (bye-bye Notre Dame style scissor lift) in order to host games if air quality doesn’t allow it outdoors.
JoePa seemed like such a safe bet to name a building after, like what are the odds he was abetting a child rapist? A cousin dumping bodies in the East River, maybe. -
I, too, had to go to the googles to look up "Joe Paterno Child Development Center." I thought for sure it was just @RatherBeBrewing's sense of humor again. It was a "no fucking way!" moment for sure.
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That's hilarious that his name looks like the buildings he designs. "Upside down pringle"RatherBeBrewing said:Anyway, here’s Oregon’s new practice facility that will be open in two years. It’s going to cost a lot of money, but it will have a new locker room to replace the outdated $200 million piece of shit from 2013. It will also have an air filtration system to allow the team to practice during forest fires, nuclear war, and peasant uprisings. It is designed by famed architect Upsayda-Dawn Preengle, who previously designed the BDSM Palace in Frankfurt, the Joe Paterno Childcare Center on the Nike Campus, and the EFSMI building in Zurich, Switzerland.
Supposedly it will be big enough and equipped with cameras (bye-bye Notre Dame style scissor lift) in order to host games if air quality doesn’t allow it outdoors.
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yeah, it's so funny. really made me have a good chuckle. funny, funny stuff.Canadawg said:
That's hilarious that his name looks like the buildings he designs. "Upside down pringle"RatherBeBrewing said:Anyway, here’s Oregon’s new practice facility that will be open in two years. It’s going to cost a lot of money, but it will have a new locker room to replace the outdated $200 million piece of shit from 2013. It will also have an air filtration system to allow the team to practice during forest fires, nuclear war, and peasant uprisings. It is designed by famed architect Upsayda-Dawn Preengle, who previously designed the BDSM Palace in Frankfurt, the Joe Paterno Childcare Center on the Nike Campus, and the EFSMI building in Zurich, Switzerland.
Supposedly it will be big enough and equipped with cameras (bye-bye Notre Dame style scissor lift) in order to host games if air quality doesn’t allow it outdoors. -
Get helpPasadenaHuskyFan said:
yeah, it's so funny. really made me have a good chuckle. funny, funny stuff.Canadawg said:
That's hilarious that his name looks like the buildings he designs. "Upside down pringle"RatherBeBrewing said:Anyway, here’s Oregon’s new practice facility that will be open in two years. It’s going to cost a lot of money, but it will have a new locker room to replace the outdated $200 million piece of shit from 2013. It will also have an air filtration system to allow the team to practice during forest fires, nuclear war, and peasant uprisings. It is designed by famed architect Upsayda-Dawn Preengle, who previously designed the BDSM Palace in Frankfurt, the Joe Paterno Childcare Center on the Nike Campus, and the EFSMI building in Zurich, Switzerland.
Supposedly it will be big enough and equipped with cameras (bye-bye Notre Dame style scissor lift) in order to host games if air quality doesn’t allow it outdoors. -
You misgendered my fictional architect.Canadawg said:
That's hilarious that his name looks like the buildings he designs. "Upside down pringle"RatherBeBrewing said:Anyway, here’s Oregon’s new practice facility that will be open in two years. It’s going to cost a lot of money, but it will have a new locker room to replace the outdated $200 million piece of shit from 2013. It will also have an air filtration system to allow the team to practice during forest fires, nuclear war, and peasant uprisings. It is designed by famed architect Upsayda-Dawn Preengle, who previously designed the BDSM Palace in Frankfurt, the Joe Paterno Childcare Center on the Nike Campus, and the EFSMI building in Zurich, Switzerland.
Supposedly it will be big enough and equipped with cameras (bye-bye Notre Dame style scissor lift) in order to host games if air quality doesn’t allow it outdoors.
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I'll send a representative down to apologizeRatherBeBrewing said:
You misgendered my fictional architect.Canadawg said:
That's hilarious that his name looks like the buildings he designs. "Upside down pringle"RatherBeBrewing said:Anyway, here’s Oregon’s new practice facility that will be open in two years. It’s going to cost a lot of money, but it will have a new locker room to replace the outdated $200 million piece of shit from 2013. It will also have an air filtration system to allow the team to practice during forest fires, nuclear war, and peasant uprisings. It is designed by famed architect Upsayda-Dawn Preengle, who previously designed the BDSM Palace in Frankfurt, the Joe Paterno Childcare Center on the Nike Campus, and the EFSMI building in Zurich, Switzerland.
Supposedly it will be big enough and equipped with cameras (bye-bye Notre Dame style scissor lift) in order to host games if air quality doesn’t allow it outdoors. -
Delegation is the honorable way to goCanadawg said:
I'll send a representative down to apologizeRatherBeBrewing said:
You misgendered my fictional architect.Canadawg said:
That's hilarious that his name looks like the buildings he designs. "Upside down pringle"RatherBeBrewing said:Anyway, here’s Oregon’s new practice facility that will be open in two years. It’s going to cost a lot of money, but it will have a new locker room to replace the outdated $200 million piece of shit from 2013. It will also have an air filtration system to allow the team to practice during forest fires, nuclear war, and peasant uprisings. It is designed by famed architect Upsayda-Dawn Preengle, who previously designed the BDSM Palace in Frankfurt, the Joe Paterno Childcare Center on the Nike Campus, and the EFSMI building in Zurich, Switzerland.
Supposedly it will be big enough and equipped with cameras (bye-bye Notre Dame style scissor lift) in order to host games if air quality doesn’t allow it outdoors. -
What that adjacent lawn needs is a good homeless camp. -
In modern college football no one is going to be distracted by that.DerekJohnson said:
What that adjacent lawn needs is a good homeless camp.
It's Eugene. Druids, poors, and problems specific to a liberal shithole without any of the positives. -
its going to be special when ELF burns it to the ground.
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He’s right about the Druids. Just the other day I was trying to get to my car after leaving Portland city hall, where I had just paid my monthly privilege tax, and it was blocked by some robe wearing motherfuckers with astronomical charts. They were building a henge and preparing for a human sacrifice. They aren’t that much of a bother, but I can see why Haie doesn’t like them. They’re always on the lookout for more virgins to sacrifice and guys in tech company t-shirts are obvious targets.haie said:
In modern college football no one is going to be distracted by that.DerekJohnson said:
What that adjacent lawn needs is a good homeless camp.
It's Eugene. Druids, poors, and problems specific to a liberal shithole without any of the positives. -
You misspelled GO KILL YOURSELF. . . hthCanadawg said:
Get helpPasadenaHuskyFan said:
yeah, it's so funny. really made me have a good chuckle. funny, funny stuff.Canadawg said:
That's hilarious that his name looks like the buildings he designs. "Upside down pringle"RatherBeBrewing said:Anyway, here’s Oregon’s new practice facility that will be open in two years. It’s going to cost a lot of money, but it will have a new locker room to replace the outdated $200 million piece of shit from 2013. It will also have an air filtration system to allow the team to practice during forest fires, nuclear war, and peasant uprisings. It is designed by famed architect Upsayda-Dawn Preengle, who previously designed the BDSM Palace in Frankfurt, the Joe Paterno Childcare Center on the Nike Campus, and the EFSMI building in Zurich, Switzerland.
Supposedly it will be big enough and equipped with cameras (bye-bye Notre Dame style scissor lift) in order to host games if air quality doesn’t allow it outdoors. -
As a guy who never wears tech shirts and is on maternity leave, while getting drunk every day (because maternity leave is just a joke/vacation for males), I can appreciate some kind of effort here.RatherBeBrewing said:
He’s right about the Druids. Just the other day I was trying to get to my car after leaving Portland city hall, where I had just paid my monthly privilege tax, and it was blocked by some robe wearing motherfuckers with astronomical charts. They were building a henge and preparing for a human sacrifice. They aren’t that much of a bother, but I can see why Haie doesn’t like them. They’re always on the lookout for more virgins to sacrifice and guys in tech company t-shirts are obvious targets.haie said:
In modern college football no one is going to be distracted by that.DerekJohnson said:
What that adjacent lawn needs is a good homeless camp.
It's Eugene. Druids, poors, and problems specific to a liberal shithole without any of the positives.
It's not as bad as RamenQuook and NTXPoor and the other drivel. -
First of all, congratulations!haie said:
As a guy who never wears tech shirts and is on maternity leave, while getting drunk every day (because maternity leave is just a joke/vacation for males), I can appreciate some kind of effort here.RatherBeBrewing said:
He’s right about the Druids. Just the other day I was trying to get to my car after leaving Portland city hall, where I had just paid my monthly privilege tax, and it was blocked by some robe wearing motherfuckers with astronomical charts. They were building a henge and preparing for a human sacrifice. They aren’t that much of a bother, but I can see why Haie doesn’t like them. They’re always on the lookout for more virgins to sacrifice and guys in tech company t-shirts are obvious targets.haie said:
In modern college football no one is going to be distracted by that.DerekJohnson said:
What that adjacent lawn needs is a good homeless camp.
It's Eugene. Druids, poors, and problems specific to a liberal shithole without any of the positives.
It's not as bad as RamenQuook and NTXPoor and the other drivel.
Congrats to your wife, to you, and to the father as well.
Also, I believe congratulations are in order for your improved fashion taste. Unless I misunderstood and you weren’t wearing the Zoom shirts, you meant that literally. You were walking around with them. Which would actually not surprise me, given the source.
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I like how you went a dug up a single instance of me wearing a zoom shirt. Great job? I have a couple aws ones from trade shows as well. Generally don't wear them unless I'm going to be sweating. Your original joke about tech workers being virgins and all that is something I'd expect from an unemployed quook.RatherBeBrewing said:
First of all, congratulations!haie said:
As a guy who never wears tech shirts and is on maternity leave, while getting drunk every day (because maternity leave is just a joke/vacation for males), I can appreciate some kind of effort here.RatherBeBrewing said:
He’s right about the Druids. Just the other day I was trying to get to my car after leaving Portland city hall, where I had just paid my monthly privilege tax, and it was blocked by some robe wearing motherfuckers with astronomical charts. They were building a henge and preparing for a human sacrifice. They aren’t that much of a bother, but I can see why Haie doesn’t like them. They’re always on the lookout for more virgins to sacrifice and guys in tech company t-shirts are obvious targets.haie said:
In modern college football no one is going to be distracted by that.DerekJohnson said:
What that adjacent lawn needs is a good homeless camp.
It's Eugene. Druids, poors, and problems specific to a liberal shithole without any of the positives.
It's not as bad as RamenQuook and NTXPoor and the other drivel.
Congrats to your wife, to you, and to the father as well.
Also, I believe congratulations are in order for your improved fashion taste. Unless I misunderstood and you weren’t wearing the Zoom shirts, you meant that literally. You were walking around with them. Which would actually not surprise me, given the source.
You have walk around downtown too. Gross. -
It’s the reason I mentioned the tech shirts in the first place into the response quoting you. It’s one of the few things I’ve ever noticed you say that didn’t consist of you constructing a straw man that you somehow loosely connected to Oregon as part of an unhealthy obsession.haie said:
I like how you went a dug up a single instance of me wearing a zoom shirt. Great job? I have a couple aws ones from trade shows as well. Generally don't wear them unless I'm going to be sweating. Your original joke about tech workers being virgins and all that is something I'd expect from an unemployed quook.RatherBeBrewing said:
First of all, congratulations!haie said:
As a guy who never wears tech shirts and is on maternity leave, while getting drunk every day (because maternity leave is just a joke/vacation for males), I can appreciate some kind of effort here.RatherBeBrewing said:
He’s right about the Druids. Just the other day I was trying to get to my car after leaving Portland city hall, where I had just paid my monthly privilege tax, and it was blocked by some robe wearing motherfuckers with astronomical charts. They were building a henge and preparing for a human sacrifice. They aren’t that much of a bother, but I can see why Haie doesn’t like them. They’re always on the lookout for more virgins to sacrifice and guys in tech company t-shirts are obvious targets.haie said:
In modern college football no one is going to be distracted by that.DerekJohnson said:
What that adjacent lawn needs is a good homeless camp.
It's Eugene. Druids, poors, and problems specific to a liberal shithole without any of the positives.
It's not as bad as RamenQuook and NTXPoor and the other drivel.
Congrats to your wife, to you, and to the father as well.
Also, I believe congratulations are in order for your improved fashion taste. Unless I misunderstood and you weren’t wearing the Zoom shirts, you meant that literally. You were walking around with them. Which would actually not surprise me, given the source.
You have walk around downtown too. Gross.
Please don’t take that as an affront, it’s entertaining and I like anyone that’s amusing with their schtick. Like GG Allin, shitty music but a likable stage show and persona.
I agree, it’s gross to walk from a car into a building. But they no longer allow driving straight into the lobby of city hall, valet parking has been discontinued after the rape incidents. Payments of the privilege tax must be made in person.
I take no offense at being accused of being an unemployed quook, but I’ll have you know that I’m one of the top night shift assistant managers that Chevron has in this region. I don’t mean to brag, but they don’t call me the Oklahoma City Kid just because of how much I admire the work of Tim McVeigh but also due to my skills on the pumps. This isn’t a federal building, so I don’t mean to just work a bomb like that into the conversation, bragging about my success in the petroleum industry. There’s no need to retract your harsh insult, but if you ever stop at my Chevron don’t expect to get the proper octane. Just kidding, they all connect to the same underground tank. -
Wife?RatherBeBrewing said:
First of all, congratulations!haie said:
As a guy who never wears tech shirts and is on maternity leave, while getting drunk every day (because maternity leave is just a joke/vacation for males), I can appreciate some kind of effort here.RatherBeBrewing said:
He’s right about the Druids. Just the other day I was trying to get to my car after leaving Portland city hall, where I had just paid my monthly privilege tax, and it was blocked by some robe wearing motherfuckers with astronomical charts. They were building a henge and preparing for a human sacrifice. They aren’t that much of a bother, but I can see why Haie doesn’t like them. They’re always on the lookout for more virgins to sacrifice and guys in tech company t-shirts are obvious targets.haie said:
In modern college football no one is going to be distracted by that.DerekJohnson said:
What that adjacent lawn needs is a good homeless camp.
It's Eugene. Druids, poors, and problems specific to a liberal shithole without any of the positives.
It's not as bad as RamenQuook and NTXPoor and the other drivel.
Congrats to your wife, to you, and to the father as well.
Also, I believe congratulations are in order for your improved fashion taste. Unless I misunderstood and you weren’t wearing the Zoom shirts, you meant that literally. You were walking around with them. Which would actually not surprise me, given the source.
Dude has a husband. Still isn’t the father. And they didn’t adopt (surrogate).. -
Druids? Like magical tree people?haie said:
In modern college football no one is going to be distracted by that.DerekJohnson said:
What that adjacent lawn needs is a good homeless camp.
It's Eugene. Druids, poors, and problems specific to a liberal shithole without any of the positives. -
Apparently yesRatherBeBrewing said:
He’s right about the Druids. Just the other day I was trying to get to my car after leaving Portland city hall, where I had just paid my monthly privilege tax, and it was blocked by some robe wearing motherfuckers with astronomical charts. They were building a henge and preparing for a human sacrifice. They aren’t that much of a bother, but I can see why Haie doesn’t like them. They’re always on the lookout for more virgins to sacrifice and guys in tech company t-shirts are obvious targets.haie said:
In modern college football no one is going to be distracted by that.DerekJohnson said:
What that adjacent lawn needs is a good homeless camp.
It's Eugene. Druids, poors, and problems specific to a liberal shithole without any of the positives. -
speaking of HOW DARE YOU!... that would be people without housing camp... or houseless camp.DerekJohnson said:
What that adjacent lawn needs is a good homeless camp.
