What was you worst / most embarrassing sports moment
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Well, for one thing, she wouldn't be your wife.Houhusky said:8th grade learning to throw discus . Spinning around wildly like a fucktard and I release the most glorious discus throw that Jr. High has ever seen, probably record setting. Except I released it almost completely sideways. The discus flew... it was beautiful... until it went directly into the popular all American track girl's leg while she was stretching to the side. She crumpled, it actually fractured femur. She never really ran the same again, she quit track and became a cheerleader, got pregnant senior year by some backup QB football player.
Her parents never forgave me, the school actually had to build a cage around the field practice area for discus and shot throws because of "the incident"... I do wonder what would have happened if she had stuck with being an all state track star without a broken leg instead of a knocked up cheerleader. -
NiceTurdBomber said:
Well, for one thing, she wouldn't be your wife.Houhusky said:8th grade learning to throw discus . Spinning around wildly like a fucktard and I release the most glorious discus throw that Jr. High has ever seen, probably record setting. Except I released it almost completely sideways. The discus flew... it was beautiful... until it went directly into the popular all American track girl's leg while she was stretching to the side. She crumpled, it actually fractured femur. She never really ran the same again, she quit track and became a cheerleader, got pregnant senior year by some backup QB football player.
Her parents never forgave me, the school actually had to build a cage around the field practice area for discus and shot throws because of "the incident"... I do wonder what would have happened if she had stuck with being an all state track star without a broken leg instead of a knocked up cheerleader.
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Kind of reminds me of the super dumb chick I was study buddies with when I was a sophomore and she was a freshman. Totally stupid. But I carried her through the tests. Then we boned and I dropped the classSwaye said:
Hey, you legit ruining a girls life so a bunch of degenerates can chuckle on HH 20 years later is totally worth it. TYFYSHouhusky said:8th grade learning to throw discus . Spinning around wildly like a fucktard and I release the most glorious discus throw that Jr. High has ever seen, probably record setting. Except I released it almost completely sideways. The discus flew... it was beautiful... until it went directly into the popular all American track girl's leg while she was stretching to the side. She crumpled, it actually fractured femur. She never really ran the same again, she quit track and became a cheerleader, got pregnant senior year by some backup QB football player.
Her parents never forgave me, the school actually had to build a cage around the field practice area for discus and shot throws because of "the incident"... I do wonder what would have happened if she had stuck with being an all state track star without a broken leg instead of a knocked up cheerleader.
Related question: When you saw Gabe Marks knee happen did you have flashbacks to this moment?
Found out like a year later that class caused her to fail out and move back to Utah
Where I'm assuming she got knocked up by a backup qb -
Pitchfork51 said:
Kind of reminds me of the super dumb chick I was study buddies with when I was a sophomore and she was a freshman. Totally stupid. But I carried her through the tests. Then we boned and I dropped the classSwaye said:
Hey, you legit ruining a girls life so a bunch of degenerates can chuckle on HH 20 years later is totally worth it. TYFYSHouhusky said:8th grade learning to throw discus . Spinning around wildly like a fucktard and I release the most glorious discus throw that Jr. High has ever seen, probably record setting. Except I released it almost completely sideways. The discus flew... it was beautiful... until it went directly into the popular all American track girl's leg while she was stretching to the side. She crumpled, it actually fractured femur. She never really ran the same again, she quit track and became a cheerleader, got pregnant senior year by some backup QB football player.
Her parents never forgave me, the school actually had to build a cage around the field practice area for discus and shot throws because of "the incident"... I do wonder what would have happened if she had stuck with being an all state track star without a broken leg instead of a knocked up cheerleader.
Related question: When you saw Gabe Marks knee happen did you have flashbacks to this moment?
Found out like a year later that class caused her to fail out and move back to Utah
Where I'm assuming she got armpitted by a backup qb -
Not everyone sees the dimples on the Titleist the way my pervy eyes do.Pitchfork51 said:
NiceTurdBomber said:
Well, for one thing, she wouldn't be your wife.Houhusky said:8th grade learning to throw discus . Spinning around wildly like a fucktard and I release the most glorious discus throw that Jr. High has ever seen, probably record setting. Except I released it almost completely sideways. The discus flew... it was beautiful... until it went directly into the popular all American track girl's leg while she was stretching to the side. She crumpled, it actually fractured femur. She never really ran the same again, she quit track and became a cheerleader, got pregnant senior year by some backup QB football player.
Her parents never forgave me, the school actually had to build a cage around the field practice area for discus and shot throws because of "the incident"... I do wonder what would have happened if she had stuck with being an all state track star without a broken leg instead of a knocked up cheerleader. -
The judges also would have accepted ‘soaked’AtomicDawg said:Pitchfork51 said:
Kind of reminds me of the super dumb chick I was study buddies with when I was a sophomore and she was a freshman. Totally stupid. But I carried her through the tests. Then we boned and I dropped the classSwaye said:
Hey, you legit ruining a girls life so a bunch of degenerates can chuckle on HH 20 years later is totally worth it. TYFYSHouhusky said:8th grade learning to throw discus . Spinning around wildly like a fucktard and I release the most glorious discus throw that Jr. High has ever seen, probably record setting. Except I released it almost completely sideways. The discus flew... it was beautiful... until it went directly into the popular all American track girl's leg while she was stretching to the side. She crumpled, it actually fractured femur. She never really ran the same again, she quit track and became a cheerleader, got pregnant senior year by some backup QB football player.
Her parents never forgave me, the school actually had to build a cage around the field practice area for discus and shot throws because of "the incident"... I do wonder what would have happened if she had stuck with being an all state track star without a broken leg instead of a knocked up cheerleader.
Related question: When you saw Gabe Marks knee happen did you have flashbacks to this moment?
Found out like a year later that class caused her to fail out and move back to Utah
Where I'm assuming she got armpitted by a backup qb
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Good god, we gotta a lot of IMA legends up in here.
@Tequilla has got some competition for the throne. -
When I was playing grid kids, I recovered a fumble, and immediately got dog piled. The issue was the position of the ball...it was in my crotch, and the dog piling smashed it into the no-mans'er...my mom came out of the bleachers onto the field, which was the most humiliating part of the whole deal. 2nd place was getting tossed from a little league game for bitching about a called third strike when I was 10. It was the beginning of my shit-talking days that have yet to subside. I said to the ump, "next time I'll bring a 7 iron"...the ump was young, and worked up to college games, and as a first year college HC, I brought out the lineup for the meeting, and the first words out of his mouth were, "did you bring your 7 iron?".
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I have a pretty good knee story from the IMA too but I've alread "bragged" enough about what a dumb ass try hard I could be.YellowSnow said:Good god, we gotta a lot of IMA legends up in here.
@Tequilla has got some competition for the throne. -
Failed 3 times in a row to get in the end zone from the one against Nathan Hale of all fucking schools.
