We’re all Ducks today

RatherBeBrewing said:

I thank you and your honorable delegation for your support. The Pac-12 North will be repped.

I’m looking forward to one of the two or three games per year where Kayvon decides to go full speed since NFL scouts will be there to see him get 2.5 sacks and 18 QB pressures. I’m hoping that Commissioner Kalashnikov will send his finest referees who understand the financial ramifications of Oregon winning. I look forward to getting a tuff and dynamic Iowa team in the Rose Bowl.

I don’t think Iowa beats Michigan. So Michigan state?

PasadenaHuskyFan said:

I hope his NIL cryptocurrency scam works out for him because Kayvon is going to be a bust after getting drafted by Detroit or Jacksonville ..

I hope that you don’t have any laundry needing to be done, because all of your bleach should be getting diverted to your gullet.

I also hope that he’s a bust and can take his $35 million to go do whatever the fuck he wants with his life. Instead of having to maintain peak physical condition in order to play a game that eventually leaves everyone who plays it for so long at such a high level in lifelong physical pain and can lead to brain damage that causes irrational, and oftentimes deadly, behavior.