Tiger trolls the PGA

While the three people that still care about golf would love to start the Rory era Tiger shows he's still bigger than everyone by not being there. Then he shows up today still "unsure" if he can play. And is the only story anyone cares about even though he'll play like shit and withdraw if he does play.

And that will be the big story regardless of who wins.

If it rains and the course is soft with no wind I got Rory. Otherwise I like the field. I'd love to be a Rory guy but beat someone other than Sergio somewhere other than a soft wind free course. Sergio beats himself. Fowler panicked at the thought of the lead on a Saturday in Britain.

There's a reason we irrationally wait for Tiger to be Tiger despite all evidence that he died.

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Tequilla

Rory hit the shot of the tournament on 10 getting home in 2 ...

The par that Fowler made on 16 was ridiculous ... he ran out of fire power though on the back 9 ...

Phil was typical Phil ... probably the world's best shot maker ... which is his strength and biggest weakness ... he had no business trying to make the shot on 16 and it cost him the tournament.
You said the same shit I did with five times as many words.

Haven't poasted in a few days ... felt like I needed to announce my presence with authority

PurpleJ

Rory hit the shot of the tournament on 10 getting home in 2 ...

The par that Fowler made on 16 was ridiculous ... he ran out of fire power though on the back 9 ...

Phil was typical Phil ... probably the world's best shot maker ... which is his strength and biggest weakness ... he had no business trying to make the shot on 16 and it cost him the tournament.
You said the same shit I did with five times as many words.

Disagree.

RaceBannon

Soft course keeps Rory out of the water on 18. Great tourney but Rory is still soft

Tequilla

Rory might be soft ... but he's nowhere close to as flaccid as Eldrick has been lately ...

RaceBannon

Rory might be soft ... but he's nowhere close to as flaccid as Eldrick has been lately ...

Better than Bush?

doogsinparadise

Soft course keeps Rory out of the water on 18. Great tourney but Rory is still soft

Scorching hot take from Race.

allpurpleallgold

Who won?

RoadDawg55

Race had this tournament pretty dialed in. Not sure why he says Rory is soft though. The shit about him beating someone other than Sergio is FS.

Regarding Tiger, he's finished. I always thought he would come around and win at least a couple more majors. I doubt he ever wins again. His knee is fucked up and he's addicted to pk's. He has been for awhile so I doubt anything will change. He's bloated and bald. He looks nothing like he did even 5 years ago. A year or two ago, it looked like he might turn it around, but all other evidence points to Tiger being dead. It's been 6 years since his last major.

RaceBannon

Now Tiger is trolling Tom Watson as payback for the oft divorced alcoholic Watson trashing Tiger over porn stars.

Sure Tiger wants to play the Ryder Cup. Sure he does.

What he wants is Watson to have to say no so when the USA gets curb stomped Watson gets some shit. Tiger can't play or stop the US from getting curb stomped but he can fuck with Watson. There is still lot of casual Tiger Tooks out there who don't realize Tiger is dead. Including NBC executives who need ratings for the upcoming slaughter in Scotland.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Now Tiger is trolling Tom Watson as payback for the oft divorced alcoholic Watson trashing Tiger over porn stars.

Sure Tiger wants to play the Ryder Cup. Sure he does.

What he wants is Watson to have to say no so when the USA gets curb stomped Watson gets some shit. Tiger can't play or stop the US from getting curb stomped but he can fuck with Watson. There is still lot of casual Tiger Tooks out there who don't realize Tiger is dead. Including NBC executives who need ratings for the upcoming slaughter in Scotland.

Bump

Mosster47

Race had this tournament pretty dialed in. Not sure why he says Rory is soft though. The shit about him beating someone other than Sergio is FS.

Regarding Tiger, he's finished. I always thought he would come around and win at least a couple more majors. I doubt he ever wins again. His knee is fucked up and he's addicted to pk's. He has been for awhile so I doubt anything will change. He's bloated and bald. He looks nothing like he did even 5 years ago. A year or two ago, it looked like he might turn it around, but all other evidence points to Tiger being dead. It's been 6 years since his last major.

This hit me about a year ago. I started golfing on Saturday of the Masters in 97 when Tiger was crushing golf as everyone knew it. I have no interest in the sport anymore. These new guys are good, but they aren't going to Rory-Proof golf courses or make a Rory franchise video game that college kids play religiously.

Golf is proper fucked for a long time.

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Tequilla

Rory hit the shot of the tournament on 10 getting home in 2 ...

The par that Fowler made on 16 was ridiculous ... he ran out of fire power though on the back 9 ...

Phil was typical Phil ... probably the world's best shot maker ... which is his strength and biggest weakness ... he had no business trying to make the shot on 16 and it cost him the tournament.
You said the same shit I did with five times as many words.

Haven't poasted in a few days ... felt like I needed to announce my presence with authority

PurpleJ

Rory hit the shot of the tournament on 10 getting home in 2 ...

The par that Fowler made on 16 was ridiculous ... he ran out of fire power though on the back 9 ...

Phil was typical Phil ... probably the world's best shot maker ... which is his strength and biggest weakness ... he had no business trying to make the shot on 16 and it cost him the tournament.
You said the same shit I did with five times as many words.

Disagree.

RaceBannon

Soft course keeps Rory out of the water on 18. Great tourney but Rory is still soft

Tequilla

Rory might be soft ... but he's nowhere close to as flaccid as Eldrick has been lately ...

RaceBannon

Rory might be soft ... but he's nowhere close to as flaccid as Eldrick has been lately ...

Better than Bush?

doogsinparadise

Soft course keeps Rory out of the water on 18. Great tourney but Rory is still soft

Scorching hot take from Race.

Who won?

Now Tiger is trolling Tom Watson as payback for the oft divorced alcoholic Watson trashing Tiger over porn stars.

Sure Tiger wants to play the Ryder Cup. Sure he does.

What he wants is Watson to have to say no so when the USA gets curb stomped Watson gets some shit. Tiger can't play or stop the US from getting curb stomped but he can fuck with Watson. There is still lot of casual Tiger Tooks out there who don't realize Tiger is dead. Including NBC executives who need ratings for the upcoming slaughter in Scotland.

Bump

Mosster47

Race had this tournament pretty dialed in. Not sure why he says Rory is soft though. The shit about him beating someone other than Sergio is FS.

Regarding Tiger, he's finished. I always thought he would come around and win at least a couple more majors. I doubt he ever wins again. His knee is fucked up and he's addicted to pk's. He has been for awhile so I doubt anything will change. He's bloated and bald. He looks nothing like he did even 5 years ago. A year or two ago, it looked like he might turn it around, but all other evidence points to Tiger being dead. It's been 6 years since his last major.