Haener beating out Eason
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Wtf is this
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Did @GrandpaSankey hijack your password?phineas said:Wtf is this
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"Haen Train" has a different meaning when it cums to Julie.
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Why is he dating somebody so old? Lack of confidence?
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Maybe he is one of those Sleepwalker creatures who bangs his mom and tries to find a virgin for his mom to kill ?
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College qbs are the weirdest dudes. Like half of them are married.
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What the fuck is he doing? Did anybody see this live that can provide some context? Who were we playing? Was this after a score?Ice_Holmvik said:picalogestabo said:CuntWaffle said:If Haener "beats off" Eason then I am just getting started with UW football.
Irregardless, the shit cracks me up every fucking time I see it! He’s pounding beers, then jerking off and yelling “fuck you!”
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It will be horrible and hilarious next year if Eason comes in and sucks or is just average. Overthrows everybody and makes browning look like a running back. I dont think that will happen but ive never seen this board, or many others, give a guy so much credit before hes even touched a ball in a game here. We've had high rated qbs suck here before... Check back with ya in october
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Even if he does suck, Peterman can go Yankoff quickly (god, i hope he doesn't transfer simply for the hilarity of it all).Canadawg said:It will be horrible and hilarious next year if Eason comes in and sucks or is just average. Overthrows everybody and makes browning look like a running back. I dont think that will happen but ive never seen this board, or many others, give a guy so much credit before hes even touched a ball in a game here. We've had high rated qbs suck here before... Check back with ya in october
Just don't see him getting sucked into the vortex of another 3 years of mediocrity at the position when apparently the stable is full.
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He's talking about his plans after the game: Pound a bunch of drinks and then pound a bunch of sorostitutes.CaptainPJ said:
What the fuck is he doing? Did anybody see this live that can provide some context? Who were we playing? Was this after a score?Ice_Holmvik said:picalogestabo said:CuntWaffle said:If Haener "beats off" Eason then I am just getting started with UW football.
Irregardless, the shit cracks me up every fucking time I see it! He’s pounding beers, then jerking off and yelling “fuck you!”
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Thought Haener should have won job all along
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None of us really thought that to be honest. Plus shades of brown socks running backwards in Heaner’s jersey should fix that for you. It’s UW’s system, which is even worse now. Heaner made the right choice. If you followed his mom on Twitter this was apparent. It’s not the player it’s the system, from the position coach all the way to the Athletic Director.longduckdong said:Thought Haener should have won job all along
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The takes in this thread are so hawt that I got flash burn from reading it. Pretty proud of myself for sitting this one out!
ATBS, @Canadawg coming in late with a decent take wins the thread. I'm gonna look the other way the next five times his retarded ass spells offense or defense wrong out of respeck. -
I thought so all along.NeGgaPlEaSe said:
None of us really thought that to be honest. Plus shades of brown socks running backwards in Heaner’s jersey should fix that for you. It’s UW’s system, which is even worse now. Heaner made the right choice. If you followed his mom on Twitter this was apparent. It’s not the player it’s the system, from the position coach all the way to the Athletic Director.longduckdong said:Thought Haener should have won job all along
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Canadawg said:
It will be horrible and hilarious next year if Eason comes in and sucks or is just average. Overthrows everybody and makes browning look like a running back. I dont think that will happen but ive never seen this board, or many others, give a guy so much credit before hes even touched a ball in a game here. We've had high rated qbs suck here before... Check back with ya in october
Looking back on some of this is painfulPurpleThrobber said:
Even if he does suck, Peterman can go Yankoff quickly (god, i hope he doesn't transfer simply for the hilarity of it all).Canadawg said:It will be horrible and hilarious next year if Eason comes in and sucks or is just average. Overthrows everybody and makes browning look like a running back. I dont think that will happen but ive never seen this board, or many others, give a guy so much credit before hes even touched a ball in a game here. We've had high rated qbs suck here before... Check back with ya in october
Just don't see him getting sucked into the vortex of another 3 years of mediocrity at the position when apparently the stable is full. -
Now this is an interesting hypothetical.HillsboroDuck said:This is why we are all lucky Haener blew his audition versus Cal. Had he lead us? to victory and taken the job from Browning there'd be a damn good chance he could beat out Eason next year. Haener sucking ass was the biggest blessing of this shit season.
Haener doesn't blow it in his chance to unseat Browning, we actually comPete in the Rose Bowl, and then the 2019 Dead Man Walking Petersen team performs to standard.
Roaddie nailed it in an earlier thread, Pete knew Haener was good and it's possible the Eason situation was the straw that broke it all.
Either way I hate myself for these Doog thoughts on a scorching fall Saturday in yet another season that is over by September. -
Grow up
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Remember Yankoff?
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I accept your conditions1to392831weretaken said:The takes in this thread are so hawt that I got flash burn from reading it. Pretty proud of myself for sitting this one out!
ATBS, @Canadawg coming in late with a decent take wins the thread. I'm gonna look the other way the next five times his retarded ass spells offense or defense wrong out of respeck.
In hindsight it's a safe bet all our qbs will be JAGs until they move on to become Heismans/nfl backups -
Yankoff, Sirmon, and Bridge-Gadd say hi.Canadawg said:
I accept your conditions1to392831weretaken said:The takes in this thread are so hawt that I got flash burn from reading it. Pretty proud of myself for sitting this one out!
ATBS, @Canadawg coming in late with a decent take wins the thread. I'm gonna look the other way the next five times his retarded ass spells offense or defense wrong out of respeck.
In hindsight it's a safe bet all our qbs will be JAGs until they move on to become Heismans/nfl backups
