Didn't close the deal, let her walk away and tried sending a lame ass text next day. UW vs Montana kind of failure... Should have baked her a cake, crawled on broken glass to her front door and made her say no. It's what a good AD does and a dude with a pulse should do. FmFyFe
This thread has more potential than all the pathetic Jimmy talk
90’s in Seattle, went to two dagos from Texas, topic of plaid comes up. I go on a tirade since every grunge rock wanna be looks like a homeless person. Neglect to notice she has a plaid blazer on. After dinner we are driving on 15th NW and I get sideswiped. Follow a bit and then give up. She asks why and I say he looked poor and Mexican and probably didn’t have insurance. Too much hassle. Did I mention she was Bolivian? Shitty dinner, insulted her clothes and insulted her ethnicity. Trifecta.
Second best (cuz was not a first date) is coming home from the country club in her hometown. I’m drunk and we stop for a train in the middle of nowhere. I pipe up about how fucking stupid you have to be to get hit by a train, like a real fucking moron. She’s quiet for 5 minutes and I ask “so which relative got hit by a train?” “My grand daddy. October last year. You remind me of him.”
I can relate. One of best asses I ever saw….jeans….long hair at a Nordstrom’s.walked past.
HO-LEE-SHIT
This is why all the ass voters in the ass vs tits poll are wrong. You will never see a nice pair of natural tits go bouncing by and look up to find yourself making eye contact with a long haired dude. Spare me the pictures of Fetters in a t-shirt, those are not nice tits.
90’s in Seattle, went to two dagos from Texas, topic of plaid comes up. I go on a tirade since every grunge rock wanna be looks like a homeless person. Neglect to notice she has a plaid blazer on. After dinner we are driving on 15th NW and I get sideswiped. Follow a bit and then give up. She asks why and I say he looked poor and Mexican and probably didn’t have insurance. Too much hassle. Did I mention she was Bolivian? Shitty dinner, insulted her clothes and insulted her ethnicity. Trifecta.
Second best (cuz was not a first date) is coming home from the country club in her hometown. I’m drunk and we stop for a train in the middle of nowhere. I pipe up about how fucking stupid you have to be to get hit by a train, like a real fucking moron. She’s quiet for 5 minutes and I ask “so which relative got hit by a train?” “My grand daddy. October last year. You remind me of him.”
I went on my only Tinder date a few years ago. She didn't look a thing like the nine in the profile (maybe a 6.5, but we're talking about on the 40s scale), and was I think three or four years older. It basically consisted of a half hour talk in a park because she was weird about going to a restaurant. She blew me off the next day. The end.
Honorable mention was when I was trying to talk to this blonde at a dive I used to go to for months (always surrounded by dumb hag friends), finally started a little raport a few nights, then found out she and her idiotic friends thought I was a fag because I went there once with this gay guy I used to work with. I still tried to pursue it because she was interested, but got busy at work, and then nailed a married chick I knew from Seattle for six months. I have absolutely no morals about women.
I went on my only Tinder date a few years ago. She didn't look a thing like the nine in the profile (maybe a 6.5, but we're talking about on the 40s scale), and was I think three or four years older. It basically consisted of a half hour talk in a park because she was weird about going to a restaurant. She blew me off the next day. The end.
Honorable mention was when I was trying to talk to this blonde at a dive I used to go to for months (always surrounded by dumb hag friends), finally started a little raport a few nights, then found out she and her idiotic friends thought I was a fag because I made out once with this gay guy I used to work with. I still tried to pursue it because he was interested, but got busy at work, and then nailed a married dude I knew from Seattle for six months. I have absolutely no morals about men.
The only thing I can think of was in college but it wasn’t embarrassing just stupid.
I am extremely fucked up and I was having sex with a condom on and it started feeling really good really fast and so I thought the condom broke. I pulled out and looked down and felt it and told her it must of broke.
So we stopped and I immediately said that she could suck my dick though to which she said no. So we talk for a few minutes and she said I better leave as we were in her sorority and some girls get all bent out of shape with a guy in the house.
So I’m putting my pants on and low and behold I noticed the condom never broke and i told her that we can start fucking again.
She declined and I think it was my comment on sucking dick instead of holding her or some stupid shit like that.
In high school I was dating a dark-haired beauty with big breasts. Her parents invited me over for dinner one night. We had a few minutes before dinner, so I grabbed the girl for some kissy face in the rec room. Mmmmmm... I worked her chest like a Scottish bag piper going into battle. After a while I glanced over to see her mother watching our every move through the doorway... Fuck!
Dinner was OK. She broke up with me soon after, I'm sure her mother forced her to. I think she got fat later anyway. The girl did.
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This thread has more potential than all the pathetic Jimmy talk
Second best (cuz was not a first date) is coming home from the country club in her hometown. I’m drunk and we stop for a train in the middle of nowhere. I pipe up about how fucking stupid you have to be to get hit by a train, like a real fucking moron. She’s quiet for 5 minutes and I ask “so which relative got hit by a train?” “My grand daddy. October last year. You remind me of him.”
Honorable mention was when I was trying to talk to this blonde at a dive I used to go to for months (always surrounded by dumb hag friends), finally started a little raport a few nights, then found out she and her idiotic friends thought I was a fag because I went there once with this gay guy I used to work with. I still tried to pursue it because she was interested, but got busy at work, and then nailed a married chick I knew from Seattle for six months. I have absolutely no morals about women.
I am extremely fucked up and I was having sex with a condom on and it started feeling really good really fast and so I thought the condom broke. I pulled out and looked down and felt it and told her it must of broke.
So we stopped and I immediately said that she could suck my dick though to which she said no. So we talk for a few minutes and she said I better leave as we were in her sorority and some girls get all bent out of shape with a guy in the house.
So I’m putting my pants on and low and behold I noticed the condom never broke and i told her that we can start fucking again.
She declined and I think it was my comment on sucking dick instead of holding her or some stupid shit like that.
anyway. Never hooked up with her again. Oh well
Dinner was OK. She broke up with me soon after, I'm sure her mother forced her to. I think she got fat later anyway. The girl did.
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