Okay fellas! Here you go!!

dirtysouwfdawg

MontlakeBridgeTroll said:

My condom came off inside her during vigorous sex.

This… 3x.

Ice_Holmvik

dirtysouwfdawg said:

MontlakeBridgeTroll said:

My condom came off inside her during vigorous sex.

This… 3x.

This explains alot.

coronabruin

YellowSnow said:

AOG said:

TopicalChick is a fake

Only a select few know his/her/their real identity.

J?

46XiJCAB

Went to open the passenger door and the hinge pin dropped out and the door came halfway off. Good Times!

Fire_Marshall_Bill

I went on my only Tinder date a few years ago. She didn't look a thing like the nine in the profile (maybe a 6.5, but we're talking about on the 40s scale), and was I think three or four years older. It basically consisted of a half hour talk in a park because she was weird about going to a restaurant. She blew me off the next day. The end.

Honorable mention was when I was trying to talk to this blonde at a dive I used to go to for months (always surrounded by dumb hag friends), finally started a little raport a few nights, then found out she and her idiotic friends thought I was a fag because I went there once with this gay guy I used to work with. I still tried to pursue it because she was interested, but got busy at work, and then nailed a married chick I knew from Seattle for six months. I have absolutely no morals about women.

Canadawg

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

I went on my only Tinder date a few years ago. She didn't look a thing like the nine in the profile (maybe a 6.5, but we're talking about on the 40s scale), and was I think three or four years older. It basically consisted of a half hour talk in a park because she was weird about going to a restaurant. She blew me off the next day. The end.

Honorable mention was when I was trying to talk to this blonde at a dive I used to go to for months (always surrounded by dumb hag friends), finally started a little raport a few nights, then found out she and her idiotic friends thought I was a fag because I made out once with this gay guy I used to work with. I still tried to pursue it because he was interested, but got busy at work, and then nailed a married dude I knew from Seattle for six months. I have absolutely no morals about men.

Prestonluv

The only thing I can think of was in college but it wasn’t embarrassing just stupid.


I am extremely fucked up and I was having sex with a condom on and it started feeling really good really fast and so I thought the condom broke. I pulled out and looked down and felt it and told her it must of broke.


So we stopped and I immediately said that she could suck my dick though to which she said no. So we talk for a few minutes and she said I better leave as we were in her sorority and some girls get all bent out of shape with a guy in the house.


So I’m putting my pants on and low and behold I noticed the condom never broke and i told her that we can start fucking again.


She declined and I think it was my comment on sucking dick instead of holding her or some stupid shit like that.


anyway. Never hooked up with her again. Oh well

SwisherSweetboy

In high school I was dating a dark-haired beauty with big breasts. Her parents invited me over for dinner one night. We had a few minutes before dinner, so I grabbed the girl for some kissy face in the rec room. Mmmmmm... I worked her chest like a Scottish bag piper going into battle. After a while I glanced over to see her mother watching our every move through the doorway... Fuck!

Dinner was OK. She broke up with me soon after, I'm sure her mother forced her to. I think she got fat later anyway. The girl did.

PurpleThrobber

I worked her chest like a Scottish bag piper going into battle.

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