Okay fellas! Here you go!!
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I am not surprised that you are unsurprisedYellowSnow said:
Not surprising really.FireCohen said:
Story of my? LifeYellowSnow said:Not closing the sale.
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TopicalChick is a fake
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Didn't close the deal, let her walk away and tried sending a lame ass text next day. UW vs Montana kind of failure... Should have baked her a cake, crawled on broken glass to her front door and made her say no. It's what a good AD does and a dude with a pulse should do. FmFyFe
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Only a select few know his/her/their real identity.AOG said:TopicalChick is a fake
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Pup?YellowSnow said:
Only a select few know his/her/their real identity.AOG said:TopicalChick is a fake
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My condom came off inside her during vigorous sex.
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Of all the stupidest shit on this cesspool...topicalchica may be the dumbest. But I chuckle every time
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90’s in Seattle, went to two dagos from Texas, topic of plaid comes up. I go on a tirade since every grunge rock wanna be looks like a homeless person. Neglect to notice she has a plaid blazer on. After dinner we are driving on 15th NW and I get sideswiped. Follow a bit and then give up. She asks why and I say he looked poor and Mexican and probably didn’t have insurance. Too much hassle. Did I mention she was Bolivian? Shitty dinner, insulted her clothes and insulted her ethnicity. Trifecta.
Second best (cuz was not a first date) is coming home from the country club in her hometown. I’m drunk and we stop for a train in the middle of nowhere. I pipe up about how fucking stupid you have to be to get hit by a train, like a real fucking moron. She’s quiet for 5 minutes and I ask “so which relative got hit by a train?” “My grand daddy. October last year. You remind me of him.” -
RedRocket said:
This is why all the ass voters in the ass vs tits poll are wrong. You will never see a nice pair of natural tits go bouncing by and look up to find yourself making eye contact with a long haired dude. Spare me the pictures of Fetters in a t-shirt, those are not nice tits.HuskyJW said:
I can relate. One of best asses I ever saw….jeans….long hair at a Nordstrom’s.walked past.RaceBannon said:Thought he was a woman
HO-LEE-SHIT
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Cannot stop laffing.StLouisDawg said:90’s in Seattle, went to two dagos from Texas, topic of plaid comes up. I go on a tirade since every grunge rock wanna be looks like a homeless person. Neglect to notice she has a plaid blazer on. After dinner we are driving on 15th NW and I get sideswiped. Follow a bit and then give up. She asks why and I say he looked poor and Mexican and probably didn’t have insurance. Too much hassle. Did I mention she was Bolivian? Shitty dinner, insulted her clothes and insulted her ethnicity. Trifecta.
Second best (cuz was not a first date) is coming home from the country club in her hometown. I’m drunk and we stop for a train in the middle of nowhere. I pipe up about how fucking stupid you have to be to get hit by a train, like a real fucking moron. She’s quiet for 5 minutes and I ask “so which relative got hit by a train?” “My grand daddy. October last year. You remind me of him.”
