TBS: Just the Facts, Jack
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*morbidly obese
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Yeah, I should have mentioned that the rankings and stars shown in the chart are all from Scout, since I actually believe if you want to follow TBS, the best way to do it is through Scout; especially if you are a fan of a team from the West Coast. Rivals and ESPN have no clue what is going on west of the Mississippi.
I think they are assigned by a committee of some sort. I think for the West Coast Biggins and Huffman are the two with the most say, but I am not sure on that. -
I can't wait until Petersen puts up a better record than Sark ever did in year 1 and get to hear the lemon party trio say:
"The Pac-12 was much more STACKED when Sark was at Washington, he would have easily done what Petersen did this season" -
Peterman never had to recruit against a ranked Oregon State!CuntWaffle said:I can't wait until Petersen puts up a better record than Sark ever did in year 1 and get to hear the lemon party trio say:
"The Pac-12 was much more STACKED when Sark was at Washington, he would have easily done what Petersen did this season"
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They will also say that Petersen is only winning because Sark left a full cupboard. It's in the script.CuntWaffle said:I can't wait until Petersen puts up a better record than Sark ever did in year 1 and get to hear the lemon party trio say:
"The Pac-12 was much more STACKED when Sark was at Washington, he would have easily done what Petersen did this season" -
USC was much more competitive when Sark was HC at WashingtonCuntWaffle said:I can't wait until Petersen puts up a better record than Sark ever did in year 1 and get to hear the lemon party trio say:
"The Pac-12 was much more STACKED when Sark was at Washington, he would have easily done what Petersen did this season" -
I'm looking forward to the current players, as they rack up wins, to start shitting on Sark's head in the media while praising Peterman... and having doogs turn on the players who dare bash Sark.
I'm *not* looking forward to reading doogs post shit like 'I root for USC every week except for one... tee hee hee' -
Petersen coming in and getting Baker to switch left me no doubt he will be able to recruit. Sark had 0 chance at Budda (although doogs will claim he planted the seeds for Petersen) and Petersen was able to wrangle him in with very limited time.
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Not Sark's fault. Bellevue clearly isn't known for it's sizzle and edgy talent and the kids that come out of there have no eye for the possibilities of a program built on it. Skyline and Gig Harbor put out way edgier players so I doubt Petersen will have much success at those places.CuntWaffle said:Petersen coming in and getting Baker to switch left me no doubt he will be able to recruit. Sark had 0 chance at Budda (although doogs will claim he planted the seeds for Petersen) and Petersen was able to wrangle him in with very limited time.
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LOL. Much applause Banana.bananasnblondes said:Some moron over there is using Kyle Wittingham's mediocre ride through the Pac-12 as reason why Petersen will fail. Like always, when the facts came up (Wittingham stayed at the same program - Fucking Utah, and Petersen pulled in more 4-star players in his transition year than Wittingham did in his entire career at Utah) this gem came up:
"Say what you like about Sark but he is killing it at USC right now"
Yes, they're that dumb.
As for the Lemon Party Trio, I don't think the hiring of Petersen was a big deal for them, it was Petersen showing up and saying "OK, I'm not working with this frat party" - Tosh, Sirmon, Nansen, etc. That's when all the hoss94 bullshit and made-up stories started showing up - "my nephew is a surfer dude football player from SoCal and he said Pete and his staff were like Ward Cleavers"
People still think that if you have some magic coordinator on your staff you're going to pull in tons of 5-star talent even if you suck. They don't realize that good recruiting comes from FUCKING WINNING. If Pete goes 11-2 this year I will bet any fuck on that board my entire life savings that Pete will have a better recruiting class than Sark ever had. Yes, that boring old Petersen with his staff of Ward Cleavers. Just like fat, gay Chip Kelly was able to do, they will go into kid's houses and say "yeah, we're fucking winners, come to our school." They won't have to show up to kids houses woofing and wearing helmets, they won't have to make a fake jersey with the kids name on it, they won't embarrass the university by "proposing" to the kid over the phone. Peterman, Bonerpoppa, Chode, Pees, and the rest will just walk in, drop their 11-win dicks on the table and say, "impressive, isn't it? sign on the line if you want to play for a winner"
