UW merchandise how the fuck
Someone help a brother?
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Komo buttfucker.
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if you can't actually find it - steal the logo you want and go to any of the etsy style websites and have them do it for you. Get a whole set.
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A post just to brag about your 1993 16 foot Bayliner?
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Most importantly, you can still get a replica womens Ethan Garbers jersey while supplies last......
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There were dudes handing them out for free at tailgates a couple years ago. They keep my zima nice and cold.
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Literally found a few options.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Komo buttfucker.
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Have you checked alibaba? They have been my #1 source of "official" merch for years.
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Get it before @Kaepsknee buys them all!picalogestabo said:Most importantly, you can still get a replica womens Ethan Garbers jersey while supplies last......
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This is unconventional but should work.
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I remember my drinking beer so slowly that it might get warm phase.
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“Washington stranger” can we make that a thing?MikeDamone said:This is unconventional but should work.
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Need a right handed one. I'm not ambidextrous with my strokingMikeDamone said:This is unconventional but should work.
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you're in mid-to-late season form.MikeDamone said:This is unconventional but should work.
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Like he's coming off a mid season bye.DerekJohnson said:
you're in mid-to-late season form.MikeDamone said:This is unconventional but should work.
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The poster GrundleStilzken makes a good point.GrundleStiltzkin said:I remember my drinking beer so slowly that it might get warm phase.
Coozies are pointless. -
Speaking of coozies, my friend’s dad that never grew up used to tell us about ball coozies. It’s when you warm up milk in a bowl and place your balls in the milk. The woman (or man) then takes a straw and blows bubbles with the milk.
I still don’t know if it’s a real thing in the fetish world, but my buddy’s dad seemed into it. It’s more of a jacuzzi than a “coozie”, but still. I’m also not sure why it had to be milk and not any other warm liquid such as water. -
What a great idea!!RoadDawg55 said:Speaking of coozies, my friend’s dad that never grew up used to tell us about ball coozies. It’s when you warm up milk in a bowl and place your balls in the milk. The woman (or man) then takes a straw and blows bubbles with the milk.
I still don’t know if it’s a real thing in the fetish world, but my buddy’s dad seemed into it. It’s more of a jacuzzi than a “coozie”, but still.
We can try it at the next HCH gathering. -
This is why I pay my $10.95RoadDawg55 said:Speaking of coozies, my friend’s dad that never grew up used to tell us about ball coozies. It’s when you warm up milk in a bowl and place your balls in the milk. The woman (or man) then takes a straw and blows bubbles with the milk.
I still don’t know if it’s a real thing in the fetish world, but my buddy’s dad seemed into it. It’s more of a jacuzzi than a “coozie”, but still. I’m also not sure why it had to be milk and not any other warm liquid such as water. -
Only Asians who never do a river float think this way. Coozies keep the can floating after you drop it in the water because shit drunk in a tube on a river is hard.RoadDawg55 said:
The poster GrundleStilzken makes a good point.GrundleStiltzkin said:I remember my drinking beer so slowly that it might get warm phase.
Coozies are pointless.
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I bet I’m top 5 to top 10 in rivers floated on the board. Done it many times. If the river is swift, your probably aren’t getting that beer back anyways. Agree that being shit faced on the river can be tough.Swaye said:
Only Asians who never do a river float think this way. Coozies keep the can floating after you drop it in the water because shit drunk in a tube on a river is hard.RoadDawg55 said:
The poster GrundleStilzken makes a good point.GrundleStiltzkin said:I remember my drinking beer so slowly that it might get warm phase.
Coozies are pointless. -
Prime Doogles is lucky to not be facedown in the American River.RoadDawg55 said:
I bet I’m top 5 to top 10 in rivers floated on the board. Done it many times. If the river is swift, your probably aren’t getting that beer back anyways. Agree that being shit faced on the river can be tough.Swaye said:
Only Asians who never do a river float think this way. Coozies keep the can floating after you drop it in the water because shit drunk in a tube on a river is hard.RoadDawg55 said:
The poster GrundleStilzken makes a good point.GrundleStiltzkin said:I remember my drinking beer so slowly that it might get warm phase.
Coozies are pointless.
We would pre mix vodka into Gatorade when the park rangers were cracking down on booze in the river.
Inevitably the real Gatorade necessary for hydration would get tainted with the Faderade and you'd be dying of thirst with only the options of vodka, Gatorade with vodka, or Gatorade with a little less vodka.
6 hours getting roasted in Sac heat and the girls are puking fruit punch red everywhere while you're blacked out trying to drag the raft to shore. -
We always did liquor on the floats too. Nobody wanted to be the guy with a cooler. Too much work for a couple hour float.Doogles said:
Prime Doogles is lucky to not be facedown in the American River.RoadDawg55 said:
I bet I’m top 5 to top 10 in rivers floated on the board. Done it many times. If the river is swift, your probably aren’t getting that beer back anyways. Agree that being shit faced on the river can be tough.Swaye said:
Only Asians who never do a river float think this way. Coozies keep the can floating after you drop it in the water because shit drunk in a tube on a river is hard.RoadDawg55 said:
The poster GrundleStilzken makes a good point.GrundleStiltzkin said:I remember my drinking beer so slowly that it might get warm phase.
Coozies are pointless.
We would pre mix vodka into Gatorade when the park rangers were cracking down on booze in the river.
Inevitably the real Gatorade necessary for hydration would get tainted with the Faderade and you'd be dying of thirst with only the options of vodka, Gatorade with vodka, or Gatorade with a little less vodka.
6 hours getting roasted in Sac heat and the girls are puking fruit punch red everywhere while you're blacked out trying to drag the raft to shore. -
River float drink selection superiority guy. Every bored has one.RoadDawg55 said:
We always did liquor on the floats too. Nobody wanted to be the guy with a cooler. Too much work for a couple hour float.Doogles said:
Prime Doogles is lucky to not be facedown in the American River.RoadDawg55 said:
I bet I’m top 5 to top 10 in rivers floated on the board. Done it many times. If the river is swift, your probably aren’t getting that beer back anyways. Agree that being shit faced on the river can be tough.Swaye said:
Only Asians who never do a river float think this way. Coozies keep the can floating after you drop it in the water because shit drunk in a tube on a river is hard.RoadDawg55 said:
The poster GrundleStilzken makes a good point.GrundleStiltzkin said:I remember my drinking beer so slowly that it might get warm phase.
Coozies are pointless.
We would pre mix vodka into Gatorade when the park rangers were cracking down on booze in the river.
Inevitably the real Gatorade necessary for hydration would get tainted with the Faderade and you'd be dying of thirst with only the options of vodka, Gatorade with vodka, or Gatorade with a little less vodka.
6 hours getting roasted in Sac heat and the girls are puking fruit punch red everywhere while you're blacked out trying to drag the raft to shore. -
For my dwags in the bushes by the climbing wall on gayme day.
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