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MikeDamone
MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
edited May 2021 in Tug Tavern
Sweet first 100 days

Israel and Hamas going at it
Pipeline cyber attack
Gas prices highest in years and shortages
Inflation taking off
Kids in cages at the border
Employment report misses predictions by 75%
Stock market wobbling
4 trillion in additional “covid” spending
Tax increases set to hit every America
Racial division growing because Jim crow 2.0
He falls up stars
Loses train of thought consistently
Won’t answer questions or really ever talk to the press
VP talks to world leaders in his place
Vaccinated but wears a mask to “be an example” because science!

On the plus side he’s not orange nor does he come across as mean or bad
Presidential tweets are down 100%
He shared his tax returns
He’s in bed by 7:30
His wife is a serious person and not a dumb hot model
He wants to undo all the criminal justice damage he’s done over the last 50 years. So he’s trying to make amends to the people in the racial jungle



What did I miss.
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,030

    Sweet first 100 days

    Israel and Hamas going at it
    Pipeline cyber attack
    Gas prices highest in years and shortages
    Inflation taking off
    Kids in cages at the border
    Employment report misses predictions by 75%
    Stock market wobbling
    4 trillion in additional “covid” spending
    Tax increases set to hit every America
    Racial division growing because Jim crow 2.0
    He falls up stars
    Loses train of thought consistently
    Won’t answer questions or really ever talk to the press
    VP talks to world leaders in his place
    Vaccinated but wears a mask to “be an example” because science!

    On the plus side he’s not orange nor does he come across as mean or bad
    Presidential tweets are down 100%
    He shared his tax returns
    He’s in bed by 7:30
    His wife is a serious person and not a dumb hot model
    He wants to undo all the criminal justice damage he’s done over the last 50 years. So he’s trying to make amends to the people in the racial jungle



    What did I miss.

    I miss the hot model wife.
  • hardhat
    hardhat Member Posts: 8,344
    Jill is a doctor and probably a saint
    @PurpleThrobber u savage!
  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member Posts: 15,268
    edited May 2021
    Fuck. First off welcome back. Israel AND Hamas. I won’t be able to sleep

    Gonna be in 80’s this weekend so taking the boat out all weekend

    Gas almost $2.85 here. Hopefully I can make it through these rough times.
  • hardhat
    hardhat Member Posts: 8,344
    HuskyJW said:

    Fuck. First off welcome back. Israel AND Hamas. I won’t be able to sleep

    Gonna be in 80’s this weekend so taking the boat out all weekend

    Gas almost $2.85 here. Hopefully I can make it through these rough times.

    Non sequiturs are cool!
  • Sledog
    Sledog Member Posts: 37,704 Standard Supporter
    Trump didn't take shit from other countries. Joe is sucking every communist cock on the planet and selling us down the river. Everyone knows he'll do nothing and commies and mooselimbs are getting busy.
  • Rubberfist
    Rubberfist Member Posts: 1,373
    Sledog said:

    Trump didn't take shit from other countries. Joe is sucking every communist cock on the planet and selling us down the river. Everyone knows he'll do nothing and commies and mooselimbs are getting busy.

    You must have missed how he got played by North Korea. I’m sure you didn’t notice seeing as Qanon was busy talking about how Trump freed the North Koreans from CIA control.
  • SFGbob
    SFGbob Member Posts: 33,183

    Sledog said:

    Trump didn't take shit from other countries. Joe is sucking every communist cock on the planet and selling us down the river. Everyone knows he'll do nothing and commies and mooselimbs are getting busy.

    You must have missed how he got played by North Korea. I’m sure you didn’t notice seeing as Qanon was busy talking about how Trump freed the North Koreans from CIA control.
    What exactly did we lose from Trumps efforts with NK? How were we any worse off?
  • MelloDawg
    MelloDawg Member Posts: 6,845

    Sledog said:

    Trump didn't take shit from other countries. Joe is sucking every communist cock on the planet and selling us down the river. Everyone knows he'll do nothing and commies and mooselimbs are getting busy.

    You must have missed how he got played by North Korea. I’m sure you didn’t notice seeing as Qanon was busy talking about how Trump freed the North Koreans from CIA control.
    He doesn’t follow QAnon or know anything about it. You can ask him.
  • LebamDawg
    LebamDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,784 Swaye's Wigwam

    Sweet first 100 days

    Israel and Hamas going at it
    Pipeline cyber attack
    Gas prices highest in years and shortages
    Inflation taking off
    Kids in cages at the border
    Employment report misses predictions by 75%
    Stock market wobbling
    4 trillion in additional “covid” spending
    Tax increases set to hit every America
    Racial division growing because Jim crow 2.0
    He falls up stars
    Loses train of thought consistently
    Won’t answer questions or really ever talk to the press
    VP talks to world leaders in his place
    Vaccinated but wears a mask to “be an example” because science!

    On the plus side he’s not orange nor does he come across as mean or bad
    Presidential tweets are down 100%
    He shared his tax returns
    He’s in bed by 7:30
    His wife is a serious person and not a dumb hot model
    He wants to undo all the criminal justice damage he’s done over the last 50 years. So he’s trying to make amends to the people in the racial jungle



    What did I miss.

    somewhere 'tits'
  • Sledog
    Sledog Member Posts: 37,704 Standard Supporter

    Sledog said:

    Trump didn't take shit from other countries. Joe is sucking every communist cock on the planet and selling us down the river. Everyone knows he'll do nothing and commies and mooselimbs are getting busy.

    You must have missed how he got played by North Korea. I’m sure you didn’t notice seeing as Qanon was busy talking about how Trump freed the North Koreans from CIA control.
    Norm was quiet and negotiating. How's Xiden doing with them? Can Xiden hear Kim over the roar of thee missiles? You're daft!
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,696 Founders Club
  • Goduckies
    Goduckies Member Posts: 7,965 Standard Supporter

    This is starting to feel Carter-esq

    Remember when CNN would spend hours questioning if a president was fit to serve because he drank a glass of water with two hands and held a hand rail going down a ramp? Pepperidge Farm remember

    Starting?
  • TheKobeStopper
    TheKobeStopper Member Posts: 5,959
    It’s not enough to be correct, you have to be able to convince people that you are correct.

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/thehill.com/homenews/administration/552596-biden-hits-63-percent-approval-rating-in-new-ap-poll?amp

    Nice list though.
  • Goduckies
    Goduckies Member Posts: 7,965 Standard Supporter
    What is the sampling?
  • Goduckies
    Goduckies Member Posts: 7,965 Standard Supporter
    Grandpa Joe will pass another bill
  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,559
    edited May 2021

    It’s not enough to be correct, you have to be able to convince people that you are correct.

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/thehill.com/homenews/administration/552596-biden-hits-63-percent-approval-rating-in-new-ap-poll?amp

    Nice list though.

    63% of people like free shit? You don’t say...

    Is he going to get rid of those damn standardized tests?
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,696 Founders Club
    Kaepsknee said:

    MelloDawg said:

    Sledog said:

    Trump didn't take shit from other countries. Joe is sucking every communist cock on the planet and selling us down the river. Everyone knows he'll do nothing and commies and mooselimbs are getting busy.

    You must have missed how he got played by North Korea. I’m sure you didn’t notice seeing as Qanon was busy talking about how Trump freed the North Koreans from CIA control.
    He doesn’t follow QAnon or know anything about it. You can ask him.
    It’s pretty hilarious that most lefties know more about Qanon than the right.
    They watched the HBO special. They're more informed.
  • Sledog
    Sledog Member Posts: 37,704 Standard Supporter

    It’s not enough to be correct, you have to be able to convince people that you are correct.

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/thehill.com/homenews/administration/552596-biden-hits-63-percent-approval-rating-in-new-ap-poll?amp

    Nice list though.

    He no more has 63% approval as he did 81 million votes.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    I still don't know anyone who knows what qanon is
  • Bob_C
    Bob_C Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,642 Founders Club

    I still don't know anyone who knows what qanon is

    I hear it’s bad and at least 10% of republicans are in the cult.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    edited May 2021

    It’s not enough to be correct, you have to be able to convince people that you are correct.

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/thehill.com/homenews/administration/552596-biden-hits-63-percent-approval-rating-in-new-ap-poll?amp

    Nice list though.

    Excellent retort.

    Since a large number of people are emotional dolts like you, they really like this list:

    On the plus side he’s not orange nor does he come across as mean or bad
    Presidential tweets are down 100%
    He shared his tax returns
    He’s in bed by 7:30
    His wife is a serious person and not a dumb hot model
    He wants to undo all the criminal justice damage he’s done over the last 50 years. So he’s trying to make amends to the people in the racial jungle
  • RoadTrip
    RoadTrip Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,146 Founders Club
    Kaepsknee said:

    It’s not enough to be correct, you have to be able to convince people that you are correct.

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/thehill.com/homenews/administration/552596-biden-hits-63-percent-approval-rating-in-new-ap-poll?amp

    Nice list though.

    Wait until the free money and rent moratoriums run out. Free money will be gone in September as well as the sunset of rent moratoriums in most states.

    By then Gas will be $4.50 in many parts of the country as well.

    That number will be in the low 40s at best by Xmas. Will be another fun thread to bump.
    Not when the poll includes 90% + RAT respondents
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    edited May 2021
    HuskyJW said:

    Fuck. First off welcome back. Israel AND Hamas. I won’t be able to sleep

    Gonna be in 80’s this weekend so taking the boat out all weekend

    Gas almost $2.85 here. Hopefully I can make it through these rough times.

    Sounds like your days are the same now as when Trump was president. Yet you bitched.

    Is your kid still frightened and horrified when she sees people without a mask?