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Heck of a job Joesus

MikeDamone
MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
edited May 2021 in Tug Tavern
Sweet first 100 days

Israel and Hamas going at it
Pipeline cyber attack
Gas prices highest in years and shortages
Inflation taking off
Kids in cages at the border
Employment report misses predictions by 75%
Stock market wobbling
4 trillion in additional “covid” spending
Tax increases set to hit every America
Racial division growing because Jim crow 2.0
He falls up stars
Loses train of thought consistently
Won’t answer questions or really ever talk to the press
VP talks to world leaders in his place
Vaccinated but wears a mask to “be an example” because science!

On the plus side he’s not orange nor does he come across as mean or bad
Presidential tweets are down 100%
He shared his tax returns
He’s in bed by 7:30
His wife is a serious person and not a dumb hot model
He wants to undo all the criminal justice damage he’s done over the last 50 years. So he’s trying to make amends to the people in the racial jungle



What did I miss.
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,507 Standard Supporter

    Sweet first 100 days

    Israel and Hamas going at it
    Pipeline cyber attack
    Gas prices highest in years and shortages
    Inflation taking off
    Kids in cages at the border
    Employment report misses predictions by 75%
    Stock market wobbling
    4 trillion in additional “covid” spending
    Tax increases set to hit every America
    Racial division growing because Jim crow 2.0
    He falls up stars
    Loses train of thought consistently
    Won’t answer questions or really ever talk to the press
    VP talks to world leaders in his place
    Vaccinated but wears a mask to “be an example” because science!

    On the plus side he’s not orange nor does he come across as mean or bad
    Presidential tweets are down 100%
    He shared his tax returns
    He’s in bed by 7:30
    His wife is a serious person and not a dumb hot model
    He wants to undo all the criminal justice damage he’s done over the last 50 years. So he’s trying to make amends to the people in the racial jungle



    What did I miss.

    I miss the hot model wife.
  • hardhat
    hardhat Member Posts: 8,344
    Jill is a doctor and probably a saint
    @PurpleThrobber u savage!
  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 15,427 Founders Club
    edited May 2021
    Fuck. First off welcome back. Israel AND Hamas. I won’t be able to sleep

    Gonna be in 80’s this weekend so taking the boat out all weekend

    Gas almost $2.85 here. Hopefully I can make it through these rough times.
  • hardhat
    hardhat Member Posts: 8,344
    HuskyJW said:

    Fuck. First off welcome back. Israel AND Hamas. I won’t be able to sleep

    Gonna be in 80’s this weekend so taking the boat out all weekend

    Gas almost $2.85 here. Hopefully I can make it through these rough times.

    Non sequiturs are cool!
  • Sledog
    Sledog Member Posts: 38,574 Standard Supporter
    Trump didn't take shit from other countries. Joe is sucking every communist cock on the planet and selling us down the river. Everyone knows he'll do nothing and commies and mooselimbs are getting busy.
  • Rubberfist
    Rubberfist Member Posts: 1,373
    Sledog said:

    Trump didn't take shit from other countries. Joe is sucking every communist cock on the planet and selling us down the river. Everyone knows he'll do nothing and commies and mooselimbs are getting busy.

    You must have missed how he got played by North Korea. I’m sure you didn’t notice seeing as Qanon was busy talking about how Trump freed the North Koreans from CIA control.
  • SFGbob
    SFGbob Member Posts: 33,188

    Sledog said:

    Trump didn't take shit from other countries. Joe is sucking every communist cock on the planet and selling us down the river. Everyone knows he'll do nothing and commies and mooselimbs are getting busy.

    You must have missed how he got played by North Korea. I’m sure you didn’t notice seeing as Qanon was busy talking about how Trump freed the North Koreans from CIA control.
    What exactly did we lose from Trumps efforts with NK? How were we any worse off?