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Heck of a job Joesus

MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
edited May 2021 in Tug Tavern
Sweet first 100 days

Israel and Hamas going at it
Pipeline cyber attack
Gas prices highest in years and shortages
Inflation taking off
Kids in cages at the border
Employment report misses predictions by 75%
Stock market wobbling
4 trillion in additional “covid” spending
Tax increases set to hit every America
Racial division growing because Jim crow 2.0
He falls up stars
Loses train of thought consistently
Won’t answer questions or really ever talk to the press
VP talks to world leaders in his place
Vaccinated but wears a mask to “be an example” because science!

On the plus side he’s not orange nor does he come across as mean or bad
Presidential tweets are down 100%
He shared his tax returns
He’s in bed by 7:30
His wife is a serious person and not a dumb hot model
He wants to undo all the criminal justice damage he’s done over the last 50 years. So he’s trying to make amends to the people in the racial jungle



What did I miss.
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  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,775 Standard Supporter

    Sweet first 100 days

    Israel and Hamas going at it
    Pipeline cyber attack
    Gas prices highest in years and shortages
    Inflation taking off
    Kids in cages at the border
    Employment report misses predictions by 75%
    Stock market wobbling
    4 trillion in additional “covid” spending
    Tax increases set to hit every America
    Racial division growing because Jim crow 2.0
    He falls up stars
    Loses train of thought consistently
    Won’t answer questions or really ever talk to the press
    VP talks to world leaders in his place
    Vaccinated but wears a mask to “be an example” because science!

    On the plus side he’s not orange nor does he come across as mean or bad
    Presidential tweets are down 100%
    He shared his tax returns
    He’s in bed by 7:30
    His wife is a serious person and not a dumb hot model
    He wants to undo all the criminal justice damage he’s done over the last 50 years. So he’s trying to make amends to the people in the racial jungle



    What did I miss.

    I miss the hot model wife.
  • hardhathardhat Member Posts: 8,344
    Jill is a doctor and probably a saint
    @PurpleThrobber u savage!
  • HuskyJWHuskyJW Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,908 Swaye's Wigwam
    edited May 2021
    Fuck. First off welcome back. Israel AND Hamas. I won’t be able to sleep

    Gonna be in 80’s this weekend so taking the boat out all weekend

    Gas almost $2.85 here. Hopefully I can make it through these rough times.
  • hardhathardhat Member Posts: 8,344
    HuskyJW said:

    Fuck. First off welcome back. Israel AND Hamas. I won’t be able to sleep

    Gonna be in 80’s this weekend so taking the boat out all weekend

    Gas almost $2.85 here. Hopefully I can make it through these rough times.

    Non sequiturs are cool!
  • SledogSledog Member Posts: 34,416 Standard Supporter
    Trump didn't take shit from other countries. Joe is sucking every communist cock on the planet and selling us down the river. Everyone knows he'll do nothing and commies and mooselimbs are getting busy.
  • RubberfistRubberfist Member Posts: 1,373
    Sledog said:

    Trump didn't take shit from other countries. Joe is sucking every communist cock on the planet and selling us down the river. Everyone knows he'll do nothing and commies and mooselimbs are getting busy.

    You must have missed how he got played by North Korea. I’m sure you didn’t notice seeing as Qanon was busy talking about how Trump freed the North Koreans from CIA control.
  • SFGbobSFGbob Member Posts: 32,928

    Sledog said:

    Trump didn't take shit from other countries. Joe is sucking every communist cock on the planet and selling us down the river. Everyone knows he'll do nothing and commies and mooselimbs are getting busy.

    You must have missed how he got played by North Korea. I’m sure you didn’t notice seeing as Qanon was busy talking about how Trump freed the North Koreans from CIA control.
    What exactly did we lose from Trumps efforts with NK? How were we any worse off?
  • MelloDawgMelloDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 6,751 Swaye's Wigwam

    Sledog said:

    Trump didn't take shit from other countries. Joe is sucking every communist cock on the planet and selling us down the river. Everyone knows he'll do nothing and commies and mooselimbs are getting busy.

    You must have missed how he got played by North Korea. I’m sure you didn’t notice seeing as Qanon was busy talking about how Trump freed the North Koreans from CIA control.
    He doesn’t follow QAnon or know anything about it. You can ask him.
  • LebamDawgLebamDawg Member Posts: 8,740 Standard Supporter

    Sweet first 100 days

    Israel and Hamas going at it
    Pipeline cyber attack
    Gas prices highest in years and shortages
    Inflation taking off
    Kids in cages at the border
    Employment report misses predictions by 75%
    Stock market wobbling
    4 trillion in additional “covid” spending
    Tax increases set to hit every America
    Racial division growing because Jim crow 2.0
    He falls up stars
    Loses train of thought consistently
    Won’t answer questions or really ever talk to the press
    VP talks to world leaders in his place
    Vaccinated but wears a mask to “be an example” because science!

    On the plus side he’s not orange nor does he come across as mean or bad
    Presidential tweets are down 100%
    He shared his tax returns
    He’s in bed by 7:30
    His wife is a serious person and not a dumb hot model
    He wants to undo all the criminal justice damage he’s done over the last 50 years. So he’s trying to make amends to the people in the racial jungle



    What did I miss.

    somewhere 'tits'
  • SledogSledog Member Posts: 34,416 Standard Supporter

    Sledog said:

    Trump didn't take shit from other countries. Joe is sucking every communist cock on the planet and selling us down the river. Everyone knows he'll do nothing and commies and mooselimbs are getting busy.

    You must have missed how he got played by North Korea. I’m sure you didn’t notice seeing as Qanon was busy talking about how Trump freed the North Koreans from CIA control.
    Norm was quiet and negotiating. How's Xiden doing with them? Can Xiden hear Kim over the roar of thee missiles? You're daft!
  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,160 Swaye's Wigwam
  • GoduckiesGoduckies Member Posts: 6,818

    This is starting to feel Carter-esq

    Remember when CNN would spend hours questioning if a president was fit to serve because he drank a glass of water with two hands and held a hand rail going down a ramp? Pepperidge Farm remember

    Starting?
  • TheKobeStopperTheKobeStopper Member Posts: 5,959
    It’s not enough to be correct, you have to be able to convince people that you are correct.

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/thehill.com/homenews/administration/552596-biden-hits-63-percent-approval-rating-in-new-ap-poll?amp

    Nice list though.
  • GoduckiesGoduckies Member Posts: 6,818
    What is the sampling?
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