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  • RatherBeBrewing
    RatherBeBrewing Member Posts: 1,557
    This made me wonder if I wasted the good looks of my youth on banging chicks my age and modeling, instead of getting a ring on a rich widow or divorcée. I’d hop on the Kevin Kline Melinda gravy train so quick I’d leave a cartoon dust shadow. I’d prefer Connie Ballmer, but when the word illions has a B in front of it then horndog Jody Allen looks like a beautiful Harry Potter/Donald Sutherland/Ed Sheeran hybrid.


    Yeah baby, those giraffes aren’t the only ones about to get their bones smuggled.

    I assume most billionaires live a life of banging whoever they want. The discretion that type of money buys won’t have them looking like lowly $100 million net worth peasant cucks like Jerry Falwell Jr. But the Gates seem different. Nerdy doesn’t mean they’re not kinky or have libidos, but they just seem so... asexual.

    Only mildly related, but this was a good read on Bill Gates and his improved condom prize: https://www.vice.com/da/article/qbwq3m/bill-gates-penis-condoms-microsoft-aids-competition
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  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,515 Founders Club
    RatherBeBrewing said:

    This made me wonder if I wasted the good looks of my youth on banging chicks my age and modeling, instead of getting a ring on a rich widow or divorcée. I’d hop on the Kevin Kline Melinda gravy train so quick I’d leave a cartoon dust shadow. I’d prefer Connie Ballmer, but when the word illions has a B in front of it then horndog Jody Allen looks like a beautiful Harry Potter/Donald Sutherland/Ed Sheeran hybrid.

    Can confirm.

    I actually saw her yesterday. True story.

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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,807 Standard Supporter
    Baseman said:

    creepycoug said:

    Baseman said:


    Reliable source on this one
    He has his own money and she is not a looker, and Alex likes pretty girls. Usually.
    Arod has fuck you money. Melinda has fuck everyone money.
    I'd let her go see her ex- one weekend out of the year for that kind of windfall.
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  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,515 Founders Club
    creepycoug said:

    RatherBeBrewing said:

    This made me wonder if I wasted the good looks of my youth on banging chicks my age and modeling, instead of getting a ring on a rich widow or divorcée. I’d hop on the Kevin Kline Melinda gravy train so quick I’d leave a cartoon dust shadow. I’d prefer Connie Ballmer, but when the word illions has a B in front of it then horndog Jody Allen looks like a beautiful Harry Potter/Donald Sutherland/Ed Sheeran hybrid.


    Yeah baby, those giraffes aren’t the only ones about to get their bones smuggled.

    I assume most billionaires live a life of banging whoever they want. The discretion that type of money buys won’t have them looking like lowly $100 million net worth peasant cucks like Jerry Falwell Jr. But the Gates seem different. Nerdy doesn’t mean they’re not kinky or have libidos, but they just seem so... asexual.

    Only mildly related, but this was a good read on Bill Gates and his improved condom prize: https://www.vice.com/da/article/qbwq3m/bill-gates-penis-condoms-microsoft-aids-competition

    W/o going into any details or answering any questions, and not for the sake of acting like I'm connected (I'm certainly not in this case), let me just say that Jody Allen is one that would make you say, "Not worth the money." You wouldn't want to live with that on many levels. A radioactive person. Just no.
    That's what I'm hearing, too.

    No. Thank. You.
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