Saw this guy at The Opening
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1. Jesus that's a fat fuck
2. What's the opening?
3. Why were you there?
4. Fat people hate warm weather
5. Fucking gay ass hat
Had to resize his fat ass to fit on the page !!1!1! -
Is that the Fabulous Sports Babe!!???????!!???
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I bet you every name on that roster he's holding is Damorea'ea Stringfellow
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I bet he blames it on a thyroid condition and not the Dicks cheeseburgers he keeps in his back pockets.
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He's breathing through his mouth.
Weebols wobble but they don't fall down. -
Is he wearing a bed sheet?
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"The Opening" is a way for Oregon to get Nike to subsidize kids from Texas and the southeast to take unofficial trips. It is also a NAMBLA convention for TBS afficionados.
Raccoon Harry is a teen boy stocker and a child sex criminal. He also moonlights as the Hamburglar. -
It's a pretty cool event and the (free) price was right. Best 162 high school players in the country. In addition to the top high school talent I saw Ngata, Suh, James (LaMichael), and the Honey Badger just hanging out. More spectators wearing Bama than any other school. Them folks loves their football. But seeing F3 was the best. I resisted the urge to ask for an autograph.
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Should have gotten him to sign a plate of Nachos.RaccoonHarry said:It's a pretty cool event and the (free) price was right. Best 162 high school players in the country. In addition to the top high school talent I saw Ngata, Suh, James (LaMichael), and the Honey Badger just hanging out. More spectators wearing Bama than any other school. Them folks loves their football. But seeing F3 was the best. I resisted the urge to ask for an autograph.
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craves it and brb jo
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This picture makes me angry, laugh, and climax all at once.
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ABUNDANCECuntWaffle said:This picture makes me angry, laugh, and climax all at once.
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Shit. Classics. Board. Belongs.
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I've seen this movie
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We're just lucky he fits in portrait mode...MikeDamone said:
Had to resize his fat ass to fit on the page !!1!1!
P.S. What kind of soccer fan is pushing 500? Aren't soccer players supposed to be in shape? -
75k for the hat. Or that could be 150K. Tough call. And, I didn't know tents came in white.
Does he not own a fucking mirror? -
Ditch the hat and you look normal ...
Put the hat on and you need to contribute $75k to the jar ... -
CuntWaffle said:
Is he wearing a bed sheet?
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Please tell me this is a whoosh.
That "thing" is F3 from fagman? He dressed like that?
He is actually THAT fat?
UW allows that thing a press pass?
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Fetters isn't even in the top two biggest (lol!) douchebags on staff over there anymore.
Chew on that nacho. -
I would have bet $10k of Butler Cabin's money that he would never have fallen to #3 ...dnc said:Fetters isn't even in the top two biggest (lol!) douchebags on staff over there anymore.
Chew on that nacho. -
How many Dick's Deluxes can F3 hide in that "shirt" (I use that term very loosely)? Closest to the actual number wins Damoan's Lowe's commission check.
I will guess 457. -
Only the traditional gay ones keep themselves up. Non traditional Sandusky types eat to reduce their shame.PurpleJ said:
We're just lucky he fits in portrait mode...MikeDamone said:
Had to resize his fat ass to fit on the page !!1!1!
P.S. What kind of soccer fan is pushing 500? Aren't soccer players supposed to be in shape? -
What's greater in value, Mick Dabone's commission check from Lowe's or Sven's $20?DugtheDoog said:How many Dick's Deluxes can F3 hide in that "shirt" (I use that term very loosely)? Closest to the actual number wins Damoan's Lowe's commission check.
I will guess 457. -
Depends on what season it is. Dabone makes a killing when the sink and toilet market is hot.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
What's greater in value, Mick Dabone's commission check from Lowe's or Sven's $20?DugtheDoog said:How many Dick's Deluxes can F3 hide in that "shirt" (I use that term very loosely)? Closest to the actual number wins Damoan's Lowe's commission check.
I will guess 457. -
so you're saying this "insider" has to stand back behind the same plastic rope that a stumpy HHB subscriber, such as yourself (no offense), would have to stand behind?
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Yeah...sounds like a "cool" event....RaccoonHarry said:It's a pretty cool event and the (free) price was right. Best 162 high school players in the country. In addition to the top high school talent I saw Ngata, Suh, James (LaMichael), and the Honey Badger just hanging out. More spectators wearing Bama than any other school. Them folks loves their football. But seeing F3 was the best. I resisted the urge to ask for an autograph.
If you're not a coach, then no. -
I ran 5 miles this morning.Swaye said:
Only the traditional gay ones keep themselves up. Non traditional Sandusky types eat to reduce their shame.PurpleJ said:
We're just lucky he fits in portrait mode...MikeDamone said:
Had to resize his fat ass to fit on the page !!1!1!
P.S. What kind of soccer fan is pushing 500? Aren't soccer players supposed to be in shape?
#soccerfag -
I don't understand how anyone could like food enough to get obese, before hitting 60 years old.
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He reminds me of Nathan Lane in The Birdcage.
