Biden to throw out the first pitch at Nationals home opener


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Phucker just had his first cabinet meeting where he read some flash cards. The only thing that Biden is winding up is the 25th Amendment. On this day, I would second guess almost any headline unless it was from the Babylon Bee.
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I’d pay $100 just to watch him try.
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JILL!! WHERE'S MY MITT???
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I hear that Corn Pop used to charge the mound
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JILL?!!!
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There’s only been one President that didn’t throw out a first pitch in over 100 years because he couldn’t throw a ball.EsophagealFeces said:I’d pay $100 just to watch him try.
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No way that dude can get a baseball to home plate from the mound. No way.
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Well he is a bad dude for sureKimsCopperPenny said:I hear that Corn Pop used to charge the mound
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JILL!! WHERE'S MY COCK???
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Even biden gets rock hard when he looks at your sigpawz said:JILL!! WHERE'S MY COCK???
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Look at Rubber making fun of the disabled FDR. Btw, are you really claiming that Obama could throw a ball?Rubberfist said:
There’s only been one President that didn’t throw out a first pitch in over 100 years because he couldn’t throw a ball.EsophagealFeces said:I’d pay $100 just to watch him try.
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Too old for Pedo JoePitchfork51 said:
Even biden gets rock hard when he looks at your sigpawz said:JILL!! WHERE'S MY COCK???
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More of a basketball player but a decent athlete from all indications.SFGbob said:
Look at Rubber making fun of the disabled FDR. Btw, are you really claiming that Obama could throw a ball?Rubberfist said:
There’s only been one President that didn’t throw out a first pitch in over 100 years because he couldn’t throw a ball.EsophagealFeces said:I’d pay $100 just to watch him try.
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Good point. Didn't think of thatDawgtona said:
Too old for Pedo JoePitchfork51 said:
Even biden gets rock hard when he looks at your sigpawz said:JILL!! WHERE'S MY COCK???
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Appears the trivia question is pretty difficult. I’ll give you guys three clues.Rubberfist said:
There’s only been one President that didn’t throw out a first pitch in over 100 years because he couldn’t throw a ball.EsophagealFeces said:I’d pay $100 just to watch him try.
1. Once term loser
2. Morbidly obese
3. Not Taft
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Eh not that I'm defending his fatness but he prob can. I think he played baseball in school.Rubberfist said:
Appears the trivia question is pretty difficult. I’ll give you guys three clues.Rubberfist said:
There’s only been one President that didn’t throw out a first pitch in over 100 years because he couldn’t throw a ball.EsophagealFeces said:I’d pay $100 just to watch him try.
1. Once term loser
2. Morbidly obese
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The obsession continues
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Even disabled FDR gave it a go.SFGbob said:
Look at Rubber making fun of the disabled FDR. Btw, are you really claiming that Obama could throw a ball?Rubberfist said:
There’s only been one President that didn’t throw out a first pitch in over 100 years because he couldn’t throw a ball.EsophagealFeces said:I’d pay $100 just to watch him try.
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Get the fuck out of here. Barry is anything but athletic.Rubberfist said:
More of a basketball player but a decent athlete from all indications.SFGbob said:
Look at Rubber making fun of the disabled FDR. Btw, are you really claiming that Obama could throw a ball?Rubberfist said:
There’s only been one President that didn’t throw out a first pitch in over 100 years because he couldn’t throw a ball.EsophagealFeces said:I’d pay $100 just to watch him try.
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In the history of Presidents he’s alright. He’s no cheerleader or stroke candidate.EsophagealFeces said:
Get the fuck out of here. Barry is anything but athletic.Rubberfist said:
More of a basketball player but a decent athlete from all indications.SFGbob said:
Look at Rubber making fun of the disabled FDR. Btw, are you really claiming that Obama could throw a ball?Rubberfist said:
There’s only been one President that didn’t throw out a first pitch in over 100 years because he couldn’t throw a ball.EsophagealFeces said:I’d pay $100 just to watch him try.
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Obama was a shit basketball player. Christ. I’d slap that cross face push shot into the third row. And The Throbbers vertical is about 30 inches less than it used to be.Rubberfist said:
More of a basketball player but a decent athlete from all indications.SFGbob said:
Look at Rubber making fun of the disabled FDR. Btw, are you really claiming that Obama could throw a ball?Rubberfist said:
There’s only been one President that didn’t throw out a first pitch in over 100 years because he couldn’t throw a ball.EsophagealFeces said:I’d pay $100 just to watch him try.
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I've seen no evidence that Obama was a decent athlete.Rubberfist said:
More of a basketball player but a decent athlete from all indications.SFGbob said:
Look at Rubber making fun of the disabled FDR. Btw, are you really claiming that Obama could throw a ball?Rubberfist said:
There’s only been one President that didn’t throw out a first pitch in over 100 years because he couldn’t throw a ball.EsophagealFeces said:I’d pay $100 just to watch him try.
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1. TRubberfist said:
Appears the trivia question is pretty difficult. I’ll give you guys three clues.Rubberfist said:
There’s only been one President that didn’t throw out a first pitch in over 100 years because he couldn’t throw a ball.EsophagealFeces said:I’d pay $100 just to watch him try.
1. Once term loser
2. Morbidly obese
3. Not Taft
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Yea! Bob found a video of him throwing a ball! What a success! He threw a ball. He threw a BALL!SFGbob said:https://youtu.be/6QOOg2Id3oU?t=60
Hmmm, here he is throwing a ball.
He’s still the 1st in over 100 years to be too afraid to do it in front of a crowd.
Good job Bobby! Your hero threw a ball. -
There’s only been one President that didn’t throw out a first pitch in over 100 years because he couldn’t throw a ball.Rubberfist said:
Yea! Bob found a video of him throwing a ball! What a success! He threw a ball. He threw a BALL!SFGbob said:https://youtu.be/6QOOg2Id3oU?t=60
Hmmm, here he is throwing a ball.
He’s still the 1st in over 100 years to be too afraid to do it in front of a crowd.
Good job Bobby! Your hero threw a ball.
You said he couldn't throw a ball. I didn't realize that you were just lying. My mistake. -
I was clearly mistaken. He can throw a ball.SFGbob said:
There’s only been one President that didn’t throw out a first pitch in over 100 years because he couldn’t throw a ball.Rubberfist said:
Yea! Bob found a video of him throwing a ball! What a success! He threw a ball. He threw a BALL!SFGbob said:https://youtu.be/6QOOg2Id3oU?t=60
Hmmm, here he is throwing a ball.
He’s still the 1st in over 100 years to be too afraid to do it in front of a crowd.
Good job Bobby! Your hero threw a ball.
You said he couldn't throw a ball. I didn't realize that you were just lying. My mistake.
Kinda odd that he’d allow himself to be emasculated by skipping out on a silly tradition. I’m sure he was too busy working hard. -
More likely he didn't want to deal with a crowd of leftists DC assholes like yourself in the stands. Given the fact that you would so clearly lie and claim he couldn't do something he clearly did, while blowing Obama's athletic prowess, I can't say that I blame him.Rubberfist said:
I was clearly mistaken. He can throw a ball.SFGbob said:
There’s only been one President that didn’t throw out a first pitch in over 100 years because he couldn’t throw a ball.Rubberfist said:
Yea! Bob found a video of him throwing a ball! What a success! He threw a ball. He threw a BALL!SFGbob said:https://youtu.be/6QOOg2Id3oU?t=60
Hmmm, here he is throwing a ball.
He’s still the 1st in over 100 years to be too afraid to do it in front of a crowd.
Good job Bobby! Your hero threw a ball.
You said he couldn't throw a ball. I didn't realize that you were just lying. My mistake.
Kinda odd that he’d allow himself to be emasculated by skipping out on a silly tradition. I’m sure he was too busy working hard. -
I’m sure that’s it. It’s not like he ever sought a favorable audience to praise him.SFGbob said:
More likely he didn't want to deal with a crowd of leftists DC assholes like yourself in the stands. Given the fact that you would so clearly lie and claim he couldn't do something he clearly did, while blowing Obama's athletic prowess, I can't say that I blame him.Rubberfist said:
I was clearly mistaken. He can throw a ball.SFGbob said:
There’s only been one President that didn’t throw out a first pitch in over 100 years because he couldn’t throw a ball.Rubberfist said:
Yea! Bob found a video of him throwing a ball! What a success! He threw a ball. He threw a BALL!SFGbob said:https://youtu.be/6QOOg2Id3oU?t=60
Hmmm, here he is throwing a ball.
He’s still the 1st in over 100 years to be too afraid to do it in front of a crowd.
Good job Bobby! Your hero threw a ball.
You said he couldn't throw a ball. I didn't realize that you were just lying. My mistake.
Kinda odd that he’d allow himself to be emasculated by skipping out on a silly tradition. I’m sure he was too busy working hard.
Booed at World Series > Quick find a favorable audience that will feed his weak ego > (one week later) looks like we have a new Alabama football fan
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Roll Tide!