Welcome to the Hardcore Husky Forums. Folks who are well-known in Cyberland and not that dumb.

Biden to throw out the first pitch at Nationals home opener

DerekJohnson
DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,404 Founders Club
edited April 2021 in Tug Tavern
Would be an interesting headline right now.
«1

Comments

  • WestlinnDuck
    WestlinnDuck Member Posts: 17,569 Standard Supporter
    Phucker just had his first cabinet meeting where he read some flash cards. The only thing that Biden is winding up is the 25th Amendment. On this day, I would second guess almost any headline unless it was from the Babylon Bee.
  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,158
    I’d pay $100 just to watch him try.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,072
    JILL!! WHERE'S MY MITT???



  • Blu82
    Blu82 Member Posts: 1,672
    JILL?!!!
    WHERE'S MY TEETH?!!!
  • Rubberfist
    Rubberfist Member Posts: 1,373

    I’d pay $100 just to watch him try.

    There’s only been one President that didn’t throw out a first pitch in over 100 years because he couldn’t throw a ball.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,046
    No way that dude can get a baseball to home plate from the mound. No way.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662

    I hear that Corn Pop used to charge the mound

    Well he is a bad dude for sure
  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,462 Founders Club
    JILL!! WHERE'S MY COCK???
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    pawz said:

    JILL!! WHERE'S MY COCK???

    Even biden gets rock hard when he looks at your sig
  • SFGbob
    SFGbob Member Posts: 33,183
    edited April 2021

    I’d pay $100 just to watch him try.

    There’s only been one President that didn’t throw out a first pitch in over 100 years because he couldn’t throw a ball.
    Look at Rubber making fun of the disabled FDR. Btw, are you really claiming that Obama could throw a ball?
  • Dawgtona
    Dawgtona Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 707 Founders Club

    pawz said:

    JILL!! WHERE'S MY COCK???

    Even biden gets rock hard when he looks at your sig
    Too old for Pedo Joe
  • Rubberfist
    Rubberfist Member Posts: 1,373
    edited April 2021
    SFGbob said:

    I’d pay $100 just to watch him try.

    There’s only been one President that didn’t throw out a first pitch in over 100 years because he couldn’t throw a ball.
    Look at Rubber making fun of the disabled FDR. Btw, are you really claiming that Obama could throw a ball?
    More of a basketball player but a decent athlete from all indications.

  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Dawgtona said:

    pawz said:

    JILL!! WHERE'S MY COCK???

    Even biden gets rock hard when he looks at your sig
    Too old for Pedo Joe
    Good point. Didn't think of that
  • Rubberfist
    Rubberfist Member Posts: 1,373

    I’d pay $100 just to watch him try.

    There’s only been one President that didn’t throw out a first pitch in over 100 years because he couldn’t throw a ball.
    Appears the trivia question is pretty difficult. I’ll give you guys three clues.

    1. Once term loser
    2. Morbidly obese
    3. Not Taft
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662

    I’d pay $100 just to watch him try.

    There’s only been one President that didn’t throw out a first pitch in over 100 years because he couldn’t throw a ball.
    Appears the trivia question is pretty difficult. I’ll give you guys three clues.

    1. Once term loser
    2. Morbidly obese
    3. Not Taft
    Eh not that I'm defending his fatness but he prob can. I think he played baseball in school.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,883 Founders Club
    The obsession continues
  • Rubberfist
    Rubberfist Member Posts: 1,373
    SFGbob said:

    I’d pay $100 just to watch him try.

    There’s only been one President that didn’t throw out a first pitch in over 100 years because he couldn’t throw a ball.
    Look at Rubber making fun of the disabled FDR. Btw, are you really claiming that Obama could throw a ball?
    Even disabled FDR gave it a go.



    There has only been one in over 100 years.
  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,158


    SFGbob said:

    I’d pay $100 just to watch him try.

    There’s only been one President that didn’t throw out a first pitch in over 100 years because he couldn’t throw a ball.
    Look at Rubber making fun of the disabled FDR. Btw, are you really claiming that Obama could throw a ball?
    More of a basketball player but a decent athlete from all indications.

    Get the fuck out of here. Barry is anything but athletic.
  • Rubberfist
    Rubberfist Member Posts: 1,373


    SFGbob said:

    I’d pay $100 just to watch him try.

    There’s only been one President that didn’t throw out a first pitch in over 100 years because he couldn’t throw a ball.
    Look at Rubber making fun of the disabled FDR. Btw, are you really claiming that Obama could throw a ball?
    More of a basketball player but a decent athlete from all indications.

    Get the fuck out of here. Barry is anything but athletic.
    In the history of Presidents he’s alright. He’s no cheerleader or stroke candidate.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,072


    SFGbob said:

    I’d pay $100 just to watch him try.

    There’s only been one President that didn’t throw out a first pitch in over 100 years because he couldn’t throw a ball.
    Look at Rubber making fun of the disabled FDR. Btw, are you really claiming that Obama could throw a ball?
    More of a basketball player but a decent athlete from all indications.

    Obama was a shit basketball player. Christ. I’d slap that cross face push shot into the third row. And The Throbbers vertical is about 30 inches less than it used to be.
  • SFGbob
    SFGbob Member Posts: 33,183


    SFGbob said:

    I’d pay $100 just to watch him try.

    There’s only been one President that didn’t throw out a first pitch in over 100 years because he couldn’t throw a ball.
    Look at Rubber making fun of the disabled FDR. Btw, are you really claiming that Obama could throw a ball?
    More of a basketball player but a decent athlete from all indications.

    I've seen no evidence that Obama was a decent athlete.
  • SFGbob
    SFGbob Member Posts: 33,183
  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,462 Founders Club

    I’d pay $100 just to watch him try.

    There’s only been one President that didn’t throw out a first pitch in over 100 years because he couldn’t throw a ball.
    Appears the trivia question is pretty difficult. I’ll give you guys three clues.

    1. Once term loser
    2. Morbidly obese
    3. Not Taft
    1. T
    2. D
    3. S
  • Rubberfist
    Rubberfist Member Posts: 1,373
    SFGbob said:

    https://youtu.be/6QOOg2Id3oU?t=60

    Hmmm, here he is throwing a ball.

    Yea! Bob found a video of him throwing a ball! What a success! He threw a ball. He threw a BALL!

    He’s still the 1st in over 100 years to be too afraid to do it in front of a crowd.

    Good job Bobby! Your hero threw a ball.
  • Rubberfist
    Rubberfist Member Posts: 1,373
    SFGbob said:

    SFGbob said:

    https://youtu.be/6QOOg2Id3oU?t=60

    Hmmm, here he is throwing a ball.

    Yea! Bob found a video of him throwing a ball! What a success! He threw a ball. He threw a BALL!

    He’s still the 1st in over 100 years to be too afraid to do it in front of a crowd.

    Good job Bobby! Your hero threw a ball.
    There’s only been one President that didn’t throw out a first pitch in over 100 years because he couldn’t throw a ball.

    You said he couldn't throw a ball. I didn't realize that you were just lying. My mistake.
    I was clearly mistaken. He can throw a ball.

    Kinda odd that he’d allow himself to be emasculated by skipping out on a silly tradition. I’m sure he was too busy working hard.
  • SFGbob
    SFGbob Member Posts: 33,183

    SFGbob said:

    SFGbob said:

    https://youtu.be/6QOOg2Id3oU?t=60

    Hmmm, here he is throwing a ball.

    Yea! Bob found a video of him throwing a ball! What a success! He threw a ball. He threw a BALL!

    He’s still the 1st in over 100 years to be too afraid to do it in front of a crowd.

    Good job Bobby! Your hero threw a ball.
    There’s only been one President that didn’t throw out a first pitch in over 100 years because he couldn’t throw a ball.

    You said he couldn't throw a ball. I didn't realize that you were just lying. My mistake.
    I was clearly mistaken. He can throw a ball.

    Kinda odd that he’d allow himself to be emasculated by skipping out on a silly tradition. I’m sure he was too busy working hard.
    More likely he didn't want to deal with a crowd of leftists DC assholes like yourself in the stands. Given the fact that you would so clearly lie and claim he couldn't do something he clearly did, while blowing Obama's athletic prowess, I can't say that I blame him.
  • Rubberfist
    Rubberfist Member Posts: 1,373
    SFGbob said:

    SFGbob said:

    SFGbob said:

    https://youtu.be/6QOOg2Id3oU?t=60

    Hmmm, here he is throwing a ball.

    Yea! Bob found a video of him throwing a ball! What a success! He threw a ball. He threw a BALL!

    He’s still the 1st in over 100 years to be too afraid to do it in front of a crowd.

    Good job Bobby! Your hero threw a ball.
    There’s only been one President that didn’t throw out a first pitch in over 100 years because he couldn’t throw a ball.

    You said he couldn't throw a ball. I didn't realize that you were just lying. My mistake.
    I was clearly mistaken. He can throw a ball.

    Kinda odd that he’d allow himself to be emasculated by skipping out on a silly tradition. I’m sure he was too busy working hard.
    More likely he didn't want to deal with a crowd of leftists DC assholes like yourself in the stands. Given the fact that you would so clearly lie and claim he couldn't do something he clearly did, while blowing Obama's athletic prowess, I can't say that I blame him.
    I’m sure that’s it. It’s not like he ever sought a favorable audience to praise him.

    Booed at World Series > Quick find a favorable audience that will feed his weak ego > (one week later) looks like we have a new Alabama football fan
    .

    Roll Tide!