Biden to throw out the first pitch at Nationals home opener

AtomicPiss

Would be an interesting headline right now.

WestlinnDuck

Phucker just had his first cabinet meeting where he read some flash cards. The only thing that Biden is winding up is the 25th Amendment. On this day, I would second guess almost any headline unless it was from the Babylon Bee.

EsophagealFeces

I’d pay $100 just to watch him try.

PurpleThrobber

JILL!! WHERE'S MY MITT???

KimsCopperPenny

I hear that Corn Pop used to charge the mound

Blu82

JILL?!!!
WHERE'S MY TEETH?!!!

Rubberfist

EsophagealFeces said:

I’d pay $100 just to watch him try.

There’s only been one President that didn’t throw out a first pitch in over 100 years because he couldn’t throw a ball.

creepycoug

No way that dude can get a baseball to home plate from the mound. No way.

alumni94

W. is a pitching machine.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceremonial_first_pitch

Pitchfork51

KimsCopperPenny said:

I hear that Corn Pop used to charge the mound

Well he is a bad dude for sure

pawz

JILL!! WHERE'S MY COCK???

Pitchfork51

pawz said:

JILL!! WHERE'S MY COCK???

Even biden gets rock hard when he looks at your sig

SFGbob

Rubberfist said:

EsophagealFeces said:

I’d pay $100 just to watch him try.

There’s only been one President that didn’t throw out a first pitch in over 100 years because he couldn’t throw a ball.

Look at Rubber making fun of the disabled FDR. Btw, are you really claiming that Obama could throw a ball?

Dawgtona

Pitchfork51 said:

pawz said:

JILL!! WHERE'S MY COCK???

Even biden gets rock hard when he looks at your sig

Too old for Pedo Joe

Rubberfist

SFGbob said:

Rubberfist said:

EsophagealFeces said:

I’d pay $100 just to watch him try.

There’s only been one President that didn’t throw out a first pitch in over 100 years because he couldn’t throw a ball.

Look at Rubber making fun of the disabled FDR. Btw, are you really claiming that Obama could throw a ball?

More of a basketball player but a decent athlete from all indications.

Pitchfork51

Dawgtona said:

Pitchfork51 said:

pawz said:

JILL!! WHERE'S MY COCK???

Even biden gets rock hard when he looks at your sig

Too old for Pedo Joe

Good point. Didn't think of that

Rubberfist

Rubberfist said:

EsophagealFeces said:

I’d pay $100 just to watch him try.

There’s only been one President that didn’t throw out a first pitch in over 100 years because he couldn’t throw a ball.

Appears the trivia question is pretty difficult. I’ll give you guys three clues.

1. Once term loser
2. Morbidly obese
3. Not Taft

Pitchfork51

Rubberfist said:

Rubberfist said:

EsophagealFeces said:

I’d pay $100 just to watch him try.

There’s only been one President that didn’t throw out a first pitch in over 100 years because he couldn’t throw a ball.

Appears the trivia question is pretty difficult. I’ll give you guys three clues.

1. Once term loser
2. Morbidly obese
3. Not Taft

Eh not that I'm defending his fatness but he prob can. I think he played baseball in school.

RaceBannon

The obsession continues

Rubberfist

SFGbob said:

Rubberfist said:

EsophagealFeces said:

I’d pay $100 just to watch him try.

There’s only been one President that didn’t throw out a first pitch in over 100 years because he couldn’t throw a ball.

Look at Rubber making fun of the disabled FDR. Btw, are you really claiming that Obama could throw a ball?

Even disabled FDR gave it a go.



There has only been one in over 100 years.

EsophagealFeces

Rubberfist said:

SFGbob said:

Rubberfist said:

EsophagealFeces said:

I’d pay $100 just to watch him try.

There’s only been one President that didn’t throw out a first pitch in over 100 years because he couldn’t throw a ball.

Look at Rubber making fun of the disabled FDR. Btw, are you really claiming that Obama could throw a ball?

More of a basketball player but a decent athlete from all indications.

Get the fuck out of here. Barry is anything but athletic.