Update from Jamaica
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You botched all of your other relationships cause you went at it alone - what you need is an experienced mentor....there's a resson they call me The Doctor Of Love
Get your credit card ready and call me at
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1-800-CUM-SHOT
Sounds legit. Please take my money.
Upgrading her ass from APAG upvote to Chincredible. Seal clapping rates it. For sure. -
Why call in and pay when you can get quality expert advice right here?
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LEAVE her now.
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I see you boiii!!!!!
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You idiot Doogdoogie said:Why call in and pay when you can get quality expert advice right here?
You were supposed to tell him I'm the only one qualified to help, and every other HH member will steer him wrong...
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You deserve a wtf, and you know why. Feel free to post in the Wigwam so we can see the seal clapping in action.Swaye said:1-800-CUM-SHOT
Sounds legit. Please take my money.
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Which degenerate will start a thread:Southerndawg said:
You deserve a wtf, and you know why. Feel free to post in the Wigwam so we can see the seal clapping in action.Swaye said:1-800-CUM-SHOT
Sounds legit. Please take my money.
Upgrading her ass from APAG upvote to Chincredible. Seal clapping rates it. For sure.
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@puppylove_sugarsteelSwaye said:Scored some weed from a rasta dude on the beach. Good weed. New girl gets baked with me while we watch an NCIS marathon on shitty satellite connection. Then she teaches me how to play Minecraft on the Xbox 360 in the room. Green dudes are pretty fucked up when you are stoned. We made a dick shaped tower. Teamwork. Then she reverse cowgirled me and her ass cheeks looked like a seal clapping. Fucking awesome. Took a shower together and she brought me a Red Stripe to finish the night. I'm in trouble with this one.
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You know what's a great word? Pudendum.Emoterman said:
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BRB joEmoterman said: -
This is the way all great love stories begin.Swaye said:Scored some weed from a rasta dude on the beach. Good weed. New girl gets baked with me while we watch an NCIS marathon on shitty satellite connection. Then she teaches me how to play Minecraft on the Xbox 360 in the room. Green dudes are pretty fucked up when you are stoned. We made a dick shaped tower. Teamwork. Then she reverse cowgirled me and her ass cheeks looked like a seal clapping. Fucking awesome. Took a shower together and she brought me a Red Stripe to finish the night. I'm in trouble with this one.
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I'm basically a Harlequin romance novel come to life. Thanks for the tit gif as well. I have a boner.Doog_de_Jour said:
This is the way all great love stories begin.Swaye said:Scored some weed from a rasta dude on the beach. Good weed. New girl gets baked with me while we watch an NCIS marathon on shitty satellite connection. Then she teaches me how to play Minecraft on the Xbox 360 in the room. Green dudes are pretty fucked up when you are stoned. We made a dick shaped tower. Teamwork. Then she reverse cowgirled me and her ass cheeks looked like a seal clapping. Fucking awesome. Took a shower together and she brought me a Red Stripe to finish the night. I'm in trouble with this one.
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Never read one of those. Are they good?Swaye said:
I'm basically a Harlequin romance novel come to life. Thanks for the tit gif as well. I have a boner.Doog_de_Jour said:
This is the way all great love stories begin.Swaye said:Scored some weed from a rasta dude on the beach. Good weed. New girl gets baked with me while we watch an NCIS marathon on shitty satellite connection. Then she teaches me how to play Minecraft on the Xbox 360 in the room. Green dudes are pretty fucked up when you are stoned. We made a dick shaped tower. Teamwork. Then she reverse cowgirled me and her ass cheeks looked like a seal clapping. Fucking awesome. Took a shower together and she brought me a Red Stripe to finish the night. I'm in trouble with this one.
My Super-Christian prune-faced bitch sister-in-law used to read them in the LR when we were on vaca, while my wife and other sister-in-law chuckled about it. Should I assume there was lots of cum shots and anal in those pages? Cause Sister Christian couldn't put it down. -
Husky football’s brief resurgence collapsed as soon as Wombat Guernica @Swaye died. Coincidence? Me thinks not.
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No, as soon swaye decided to settle down and start normal life as respectable white man it all went down from there.YellowSnow said:Husky football’s brief resurgence collapsed as soon as Wombat Guernica @Swaye died. Coincidence? Me thinks not.
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I was hoping this was recent. @swaye is dead
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@creepycoug is dead not swayePitchfork51 said:I was hoping this was recent. @swaye is dead
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I know a gal who was a cover model for them. Posing with Fabio and shit.TurdBomber said:
Never read one of those. Are they good?Swaye said:
I'm basically a Harlequin romance novel come to life. Thanks for the tit gif as well. I have a boner.Doog_de_Jour said:
This is the way all great love stories begin.Swaye said:Scored some weed from a rasta dude on the beach. Good weed. New girl gets baked with me while we watch an NCIS marathon on shitty satellite connection. Then she teaches me how to play Minecraft on the Xbox 360 in the room. Green dudes are pretty fucked up when you are stoned. We made a dick shaped tower. Teamwork. Then she reverse cowgirled me and her ass cheeks looked like a seal clapping. Fucking awesome. Took a shower together and she brought me a Red Stripe to finish the night. I'm in trouble with this one.
My Super-Christian prune-faced bitch sister-in-law used to read them in the LR when we were on vaca, while my wife and other sister-in-law chuckled about it. Should I assume there was lots of cum shots and anal in those pages? Cause Sister Christian couldn't put it down.
She's still pretty hot. Kind of a loser husband.
CSB, IKW -
Pics??PurpleThrobber said:
I know a gal who was a cover model for them. Posing with Fabio and shit.TurdBomber said:
Never read one of those. Are they good?Swaye said:
I'm basically a Harlequin romance novel come to life. Thanks for the tit gif as well. I have a boner.Doog_de_Jour said:
This is the way all great love stories begin.Swaye said:Scored some weed from a rasta dude on the beach. Good weed. New girl gets baked with me while we watch an NCIS marathon on shitty satellite connection. Then she teaches me how to play Minecraft on the Xbox 360 in the room. Green dudes are pretty fucked up when you are stoned. We made a dick shaped tower. Teamwork. Then she reverse cowgirled me and her ass cheeks looked like a seal clapping. Fucking awesome. Took a shower together and she brought me a Red Stripe to finish the night. I'm in trouble with this one.
My Super-Christian prune-faced bitch sister-in-law used to read them in the LR when we were on vaca, while my wife and other sister-in-law chuckled about it. Should I assume there was lots of cum shots and anal in those pages? Cause Sister Christian couldn't put it down.
She's still pretty hot. Kind of a loser husband.
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You make me sick.PurpleThrobber said:
I know a gal who was a cover model for them. Posing with Fabio and shit.TurdBomber said:
Never read one of those. Are they good?Swaye said:
I'm basically a Harlequin romance novel come to life. Thanks for the tit gif as well. I have a boner.Doog_de_Jour said:
This is the way all great love stories begin.Swaye said:Scored some weed from a rasta dude on the beach. Good weed. New girl gets baked with me while we watch an NCIS marathon on shitty satellite connection. Then she teaches me how to play Minecraft on the Xbox 360 in the room. Green dudes are pretty fucked up when you are stoned. We made a dick shaped tower. Teamwork. Then she reverse cowgirled me and her ass cheeks looked like a seal clapping. Fucking awesome. Took a shower together and she brought me a Red Stripe to finish the night. I'm in trouble with this one.
My Super-Christian prune-faced bitch sister-in-law used to read them in the LR when we were on vaca, while my wife and other sister-in-law chuckled about it. Should I assume there was lots of cum shots and anal in those pages? Cause Sister Christian couldn't put it down.
She's still pretty hot. Kind of a loser husband.
CSB, IKW
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All this talk of dead poasters, @DerekJohnson when are we going to get AI bots that mimic our behaviors so the bored exists in perpetuity?
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My GF got to be friends with Fabio. He lives in our home town part time and goes to the same restaurant every day for the same thing when he's around. What a cheap ass, effeminate weasel he is. He tried to work her badly on a business idea, but isn't very sharp and was totally transparent about it. He was shocked when she laughed and turned him down. Clearly not used to being told no.PurpleThrobber said:
I know a gal who was a cover model for them. Posing with Fabio and shit.TurdBomber said:
Never read one of those. Are they good?Swaye said:
I'm basically a Harlequin romance novel come to life. Thanks for the tit gif as well. I have a boner.Doog_de_Jour said:
This is the way all great love stories begin.Swaye said:Scored some weed from a rasta dude on the beach. Good weed. New girl gets baked with me while we watch an NCIS marathon on shitty satellite connection. Then she teaches me how to play Minecraft on the Xbox 360 in the room. Green dudes are pretty fucked up when you are stoned. We made a dick shaped tower. Teamwork. Then she reverse cowgirled me and her ass cheeks looked like a seal clapping. Fucking awesome. Took a shower together and she brought me a Red Stripe to finish the night. I'm in trouble with this one.
My Super-Christian prune-faced bitch sister-in-law used to read them in the LR when we were on vaca, while my wife and other sister-in-law chuckled about it. Should I assume there was lots of cum shots and anal in those pages? Cause Sister Christian couldn't put it down.
She's still pretty hot. Kind of a loser husband.
CSB, IKW
CSB. The closest thing to a celebrity I can claim some connection to.
Also, to the person who asked, there is BRBJO material for teens in those romance novels. Moreso for girls than boys. -
Working on itBCoveysLifeInsPolicy said:All this talk of dead poasters, @DerekJohnson when are we going to get AI bots that mimic our behaviors so the bored exists in perpetuity?
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ChuckHIV!chuck said:
My GF got to be friends with Fabio. He lives in our home town part time and goes to the same restaurant every day for the same thing when he's around. What a cheap ass, effeminate weasel he is. He tried to work her badly on a business idea, but isn't very sharp and was totally transparent about it. He was shocked when she laughed and turned him down. Clearly not used to being told no.PurpleThrobber said:
I know a gal who was a cover model for them. Posing with Fabio and shit.TurdBomber said:
Never read one of those. Are they good?Swaye said:
I'm basically a Harlequin romance novel come to life. Thanks for the tit gif as well. I have a boner.Doog_de_Jour said:
This is the way all great love stories begin.Swaye said:Scored some weed from a rasta dude on the beach. Good weed. New girl gets baked with me while we watch an NCIS marathon on shitty satellite connection. Then she teaches me how to play Minecraft on the Xbox 360 in the room. Green dudes are pretty fucked up when you are stoned. We made a dick shaped tower. Teamwork. Then she reverse cowgirled me and her ass cheeks looked like a seal clapping. Fucking awesome. Took a shower together and she brought me a Red Stripe to finish the night. I'm in trouble with this one.
My Super-Christian prune-faced bitch sister-in-law used to read them in the LR when we were on vaca, while my wife and other sister-in-law chuckled about it. Should I assume there was lots of cum shots and anal in those pages? Cause Sister Christian couldn't put it down.
She's still pretty hot. Kind of a loser husband.
CSB, IKW
CSB. The closest thing to a celebrity I can claim some connection to.
Also, to the person who asked, there is BRBJO material for teens in those romance novels. Moreso for girls than boys.
