online dating

monroecougdad said:

Trolling for catfishers on these sites is fun
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angelmatilda305: Hello dear how are you

Me: Good. And you?

angelmatilda305: Am also doing good

Me: Cool

angelmatilda305: how is everything with you overthere

Me: It is good. Sun just starting to rise.

angelmatilda305: Oh wow wow

angelmatilda305: That's sounds good baby

Me: Wish we could watch it come up together

angelmatilda305: I love nature,But i do love you more than nature

angelmatilda305: lol

angelmatilda305: Oh yes baby

angelmatilda305: I know deep down in my heart that soon , i mean soon we will baby

angelmatilda305: I woked up this morning , very depressed and very sad

Me: And why is that?

angelmatilda305: I have no food in the house, at all

Me: Bummer

angelmatilda305: i runed out of food staffs, I have not had breakfast since morning and it now 1pm now

Me: Hate when that happens

angelmatilda305: yes baby

angelmatilda305: Baby I need a little favour from you

Me: And what would that be?

angelmatilda305: Honey can you help me with some little funds to go down town to get some food staffs ? So i can at least have something to eat

Me: Where are you located?

angelmatilda305: Baby am in Ghana, I did told you that

Me: Here is an organization I am aware of in Ghana that can help you faster than I can http://www.usdang.org/contactus.html they have an office in Ghana

angelmatilda305: Baby I appericiate that from you so much , I am just wondering now What you take me for

Me: Someone who needs a little help.

angelmatilda305: yet you want to have me as your woman and you want to look down upon me , to go begging for food from an NGO Organization for food

Me: They can provide immediate help. I can't. They are there to help people in your exact situation.

angelmatilda305: Look they say so on the internet but they dont honor their promises

angelmatilda305: Oh thanks. You are not worthy my love or worth to be with me , I can't take of my feeding, I wonder what will happen when i ask you of a nice expensive jewellery

angelmatilda305: You can't take care of my feeding. oh poor you

Me: So let me get this straight - you won't "beg" from NGO; you'd rather beg from a complete stranger you met on line less than 12 hours ago?

angelmatilda305: Yes

Me: I'm only worthy of your love if I send you money. You realize what that makes you, don't you?

angelmatilda305: When i feel that stranger and I want to connect together

Me: Connect by western union?

angelmatilda305: Oh am not a whore and am not ...and never will i be

angelmatilda305: you are worth more than mylove, which includes, feeding me , taking care of me, making sure my hair looks good on me anytime, so you can bost of it and say to people ( That my woman )

angelmatilda305: No connecte by international money gram I dont have western union where i live

Me: Same thing.

Me: That is where you see the connection between you and me: the connection that funnels money from me to you.

angelmatilda305: It money gram closer to me

angelmatilda305: Not only that the connection, that shows you care and you are a man of a feel someone who has feelings in his heart

Me: You are telling me you love Ben Franklin more than you love me.

angelmatilda305: someone who is ready to be with a woman and to know how to take care of a woman someone who knows what he wants , to me any man who can not take care of a woman needs, I see him as a self- fish man to me such a man, I see him not to have any woman in his home

(OK. Now I'm annoyed)

Me: You're so full of shit. Find another sucker dude.

angelmatilda305: But Ben Franklin is what makes us leave and makes us know we are alive

angelmatilda305: am not a sucker

Me: No. You're a scammer.

angelmatilda305: am been truthful that's all

angelmatilda305: hey what the fuck is that

angelmatilda305: Don't insult me all because i asked you for help Fuck you

Me: C U Next Tuesday

angelmatilda305: mother fucker

angelmatilda305: No woman will take you for her man , because you are fucking self fish

angelmatilda305: See me next Tuesday

Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

angelmatilda305: For what

angelmatilda305: Go to hell

angelmatilda305: I wonder if you have ever bought an ice cream for a woman before

Me: I did. With someone I met in person. But not for some dude in Ghana pretenting to be a chick to get into my wallet. Nice try though. Cunt

angelmatilda305: Hmmmmmm who knows you are ,lying , You bought an ice cream for a lady .....huh goosh

angelmatilda305: hey fuck you am not pretending and not a dude , so fuck yourself and stop calling me dude ok

(Interesting she got uptight about being called a dude, but not about being called a cunt)

angelmatilda305: If you want to see the truth then do what i asked and also add up some extra i will get a webcam and headset for you to see me

Me: Fuck me? But only if I pay you, right? Whore. LOLOLOLOL

angelmatilda305: You can't pay me and am not a whore

angelmatilda305: You can't even provide or help me with funds to get food how on fucking shit can you take care of me

Me: C'mon! I'm onto your game. Move on to the next victim dude.

angelmatilda305: fuck u

Me: But only if I pay you. Whore.

angelmatilda305: Pay me and prove me you can take care of me prove me you are a responsible man

Me Give it a rest dude. Change your screen name, steal some new pics off someone else's Facebook page, and find yourself another victim.