Maximum Carnage Week Game Thread
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No ammo shortage at my place!
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When did they before?EsophagealFeces said:
Why do you still wear a mask around here? Nobody even gets called out for not doing it around here anymore.PurpleThrobber said:
Went to a pub last night. Forgot to mask up on the 25 foot walk from the door to the table.huskyhooligan said:Had my first forgot to wear a mask to a business experience. I'm certain I killed thousands of people.
Honestly felt great.
They still brought me a pitcher. And it was good.
Forgot to mask up walking to the bathroom.
The second pitcher was good too.
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Touché.PurpleThrobber said:
Delicious edibles.EsophagealFeces said:
That’s fair. I avoid Spokane like the plague. There isn’t anything I need badly enough to go there.PurpleThrobber said:
In N. Idaho, no. In Spokane, still mask nazis. You missed that I wasn't wearing a mask above?EsophagealFeces said:
Why do you still wear a mask around here? Nobody even gets called out for not doing it around here anymore.PurpleThrobber said:
Went to a pub last night. Forgot to mask up on the 25 foot walk from the door to the table.huskyhooligan said:Had my first forgot to wear a mask to a business experience. I'm certain I killed thousands of people.
Honestly felt great.
They still brought me a pitcher. And it was good.
Forgot to mask up walking to the bathroom.
The second pitcher was good too.
I’m certain I killed thousands of brain cells. The weak ones.
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This is absolutely ridiculous. 100% child abuse.GrundleStiltzkin said:
h/t @trav82LoneStarDawg said:
There’s no way this is real. If you’re that dumb as a parent and have severed your empathy for your child to that degree, you don’t deserve to have kids.GrundleStiltzkin said:I’m choosing to believe this is fake
Peel Health has issued guidelines to parents instructing them to keep any children who have been sent home because a classmate has tested positive for COVID-19 isolated in a separate room from all other family members for 14 days.
The severe guidelines, which apply even to small children who are dismissed from child care, are being criticized by experts as harmful and not supported by science.“My 10-year-old granddaughter was sent home from school today because one kid in her class tested positive. Public Health instructed her mom to keep her in her room with no contact with rest of family for 14 days,” social media user Judy Martin wrote on Twitter.
“Sounds like child abuse to me. There’s a $5K fine for non-compliance.” -
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I get the impression trump doesn’t tell melania everything, and that he’s been insulated as fuck the whole time.oregonblitzkrieg said:
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I lost track of the source, but the province subsequently said the hard isolation thing was a misprint. Bad enough. Worse that parents might have actually done that.EsophagealFeces said:
This is absolutely ridiculous. 100% child abuse.GrundleStiltzkin said:
h/t @trav82LoneStarDawg said:
There’s no way this is real. If you’re that dumb as a parent and have severed your empathy for your child to that degree, you don’t deserve to have kids.GrundleStiltzkin said:I’m choosing to believe this is fake
Peel Health has issued guidelines to parents instructing them to keep any children who have been sent home because a classmate has tested positive for COVID-19 isolated in a separate room from all other family members for 14 days.
The severe guidelines, which apply even to small children who are dismissed from child care, are being criticized by experts as harmful and not supported by science.“My 10-year-old granddaughter was sent home from school today because one kid in her class tested positive. Public Health instructed her mom to keep her in her room with no contact with rest of family for 14 days,” social media user Judy Martin wrote on Twitter.
“Sounds like child abuse to me. There’s a $5K fine for non-compliance.” -
that horse looks kinda suspicious imhoLoneStarDawg said:
I get the impression trump doesn’t tell melania everything, and that he’s been insulated as fuck the whole time.oregonblitzkrieg said: -
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Sounds like the kind of excuse a gigantic fucking loser would make.oregonblitzkrieg said:
The blemishless unnamed source was especially convincing.
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Good news for dog owners - Covid does not transmit between humans and dogs
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Does that mean everyone on this board is good? Where my Dawgs at?!LebamDawg said:Good news for dog owners - Covid does not transmit between humans and dogs
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I started this thread in April 2020 because we were told that would be the week of ULTIMATE CARNAGE. I recall we were about 6 weeks into a week long flatten the curve effort, and here we are, 11 months and 99 pages later, all still wearing masks, quadruple the number of businesses around me shuttered forever, millions still out of work in jobs that will never exist again, books still being cooked to gin up more federal dollars to doctors and hospitals, charts that show nobody is dying of anything anywhere but Covid, no plan at all from that guy who said he would crush this thing if elected, schools still mostly shut down and no available vaccine appointments anywhere for my 75 year old mother because the now Democrat elected governance of my state couldn't find it's own ass with two hands and a map.
But hey, Trump's gone, so it was all worth it.
Hadn't checked in on this thread in months. I get countless alerts every day telling me people are still posting here, which always reminds to look out front to see if there is a pile of bodies yet. Still waiting. -
I’m told 2021 needs more tim to get its variants in thereSwaye said:I started this thread in April 2020 because we were told that would be the week of ULTIMATE CARNAGE. I recall we were about 6 weeks into a week long flatten the curve effort, and here we are, 11 months and 99 pages later, all still wearing masks, quadruple the number of businesses around me shuttered forever, millions still out of work in jobs that will never exist again, books still being cooked to gin up more federal dollars to doctors and hospitals, charts that show nobody is dying of anything anywhere but Covid, no plan at all from that guy who said he would crush this thing if elected, schools still mostly shut down and no available vaccine appointments anywhere for my 75 year old mother because the now Democrat elected governance of my state couldn't find it's own ass with two hands and a map.
But hey, Trump's gone, so it was all worth it.
Hadn't checked in on this thread in months. I get countless alerts every day telling me people are still posting here, which always reminds to look out front to see if there is a pile of bodies yet. Still waiting. -
I was going to write something similar to this on the one year anniversary of MAXIMUM CARNAGE!!! Now it’s ruined. I guess I’ll just go lay down next to all the bodies in cooler trailers and die. Thanks @SwayeSwaye said:I started this thread in April 2020 because we were told that would be the week of ULTIMATE CARNAGE. I recall we were about 6 weeks into a week long flatten the curve effort, and here we are, 11 months and 99 pages later, all still wearing masks, quadruple the number of businesses around me shuttered forever, millions still out of work in jobs that will never exist again, books still being cooked to gin up more federal dollars to doctors and hospitals, charts that show nobody is dying of anything anywhere but Covid, no plan at all from that guy who said he would crush this thing if elected, schools still mostly shut down and no available vaccine appointments anywhere for my 75 year old mother because the now Democrat elected governance of my state couldn't find it's own ass with two hands and a map.
But hey, Trump's gone, so it was all worth it.
Hadn't checked in on this thread in months. I get countless alerts every day telling me people are still posting here, which always reminds to look out front to see if there is a pile of bodies yet. Still waiting. -
A month feels like atheknowledge said:
I was going to write something similar to this on the one year anniversary of MAXIMUM CARNAGE!!! Now it’s ruined. I guess I’ll just go lay down next to all the bodies in cooler trailers and die. Thanks @SwayeSwaye said:I started this thread in April 2020 because we were told that would be the week of ULTIMATE CARNAGE. I recall we were about 6 weeks into a week long flatten the curve effort, and here we are, 11 months and 99 pages later, all still wearing masks, quadruple the number of businesses around me shuttered forever, millions still out of work in jobs that will never exist again, books still being cooked to gin up more federal dollars to doctors and hospitals, charts that show nobody is dying of anything anywhere but Covid, no plan at all from that guy who said he would crush this thing if elected, schools still mostly shut down and no available vaccine appointments anywhere for my 75 year old mother because the now Democrat elected governance of my state couldn't find it's own ass with two hands and a map.
But hey, Trump's gone, so it was all worth it.
Hadn't checked in on this thread in months. I get countless alerts every day telling me people are still posting here, which always reminds to look out front to see if there is a pile of bodies yet. Still waiting.decadeduckade in Covid land. Nobody will remember this. You are cleared in hot. -
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I remember this theory. It seemed intriguing and then...GrundleStiltzkin said: -
You were rightGrundleStiltzkin said: -
I tend to beBob_C said:
You were rightGrundleStiltzkin said: -
Expecting tourism to China by American Leftists to grow exponentially.
Get the Biden treatment! Spread those butt cheeks, Sheeple.
Couldn’t a person just shit in a plastic bag and hand it to the tech?
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Doubling down on insanity. Texas and others getting out in front of the Covid bill here I think. Dems insist that states need money to reopen, Texas preemptively saying that’s not the case.NorthwestFresh said: -
Blue state Connecticut following the lead of Texas and Florida collapses the entire shutdown narrative. Neanderthals!!!Bob_C said:
Doubling down on insanity. Texas and others getting out in front of the Covid bill here I think. Dems insist that states need money to reopen, Texas preemptively saying that’s not the case.NorthwestFresh said:
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Journalisming big hot loads of misinformation all over usRaceBannon said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOB-bA7_Frc
