Where my Peleton guysm at?
I'm not really into the idea of taking a virtual spin class, but the scenic rides they have are pretty spectacular. I did a 30 min scenic ride through the country-side of France pretending I was a 6'6" Greg LeMond. And as I'm looking on the screen I see that 60 other Peleton dorks across the world are doing the same ride as me that day. I went ahead and crushed all other riders that day en route to 1st place and my first Peleton Yella Jersey. Suck it wimps.
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The Throbber is the KING of Peloton meditation.
Ross Rayburn and Aditi Shah are my favorites.
Get the app and a monthly subscription and whatever bike/treadmill you want/can afford. We allegedly have a NordicTrak treadmill.
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That’s some @DerekJohnson wheelhouse right there.PurpleThrobber said:
The Throbber is the KING of Peloton meditation.
Ross Rayburn and Aditi Shah are my favorites.
Get the app and a monthly subscription and whatever bike/treadmill you want/can afford. We allegedly have a NordicTrak treadmill.
Did I tell you I am the KING of Pelotonnapsmeditation? -
For $12.99 per month she can lull you to sleep daily.YellowSnow said:
That’s some @DerekJohnson wheelhouse right there.PurpleThrobber said:
The Throbber is the KING of Peloton meditation.
Ross Rayburn and Aditi Shah are my favorites.
Get the app and a monthly subscription and whatever bike/treadmill you want/can afford. We allegedly have a NordicTrak treadmill.
Did I tell you I am the KING of Pelotonnapsmeditation?
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Riding bikes gives you nut cancer. Pass.
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Wait, so you're saying there is a way to make my nuts get bigger?BleachedAnusDawg said:Riding bikes gives you nut cancer. Pass.
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That and it makes you a giant dick. I hate cyclists like @BennyBeaver riding 2 abreast on a Seattle arterial.BleachedAnusDawg said:Riding bikes gives you nut cancer. Pass.
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I'll wait a couple years when the new fad or study has everyone ditching their peletons on craigslist, after sitting in the corner of their bedrooms holding coats and drying towels. Plus, I enjoy my time in the local gym sauna / steam room. I currently have memberships to every gym in a 50 mile radius with at least one of the two.
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Worthless without @chuckYellowSnow said:
That and it makes you a giant dick. I hate cyclists like @BennyBeaver riding 2 abreast on a Seattle arterial.BleachedAnusDawg said:Riding bikes gives you nut cancer. Pass.
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I think you'll be in luck. It's grossly overpriced stationary bike. But if it gets the soc mommies to exercise it's a good thing.huskyhooligan said:I'll wait a couple years when the new fad or study has everyone ditching their peletons on craigslist, after sitting in the corner of their bedrooms holding coats and drying towels. Plus, I enjoy my time in the local gym sauna / steam room. I currently have memberships to every gym in a 50 mile radius with at least one of the two.
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My neighbor's wife got one. Started out well but the Peloton updates have dwindled dramatically over the past few months. By next year my wife will probably tell me we can buy it from them for $500 if we want.YellowSnow said:
I think you'll be in luck. It's grossly overpriced stationary bike. But if it gets the soc mommies to exercise it's a good thing.huskyhooligan said:I'll wait a couple years when the new fad or study has everyone ditching their peletons on craigslist, after sitting in the corner of their bedrooms holding coats and drying towels. Plus, I enjoy my time in the local gym sauna / steam room. I currently have memberships to every gym in a 50 mile radius with at least one of the two.
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YellowSnow said:
That and it makes you a giant dick. I hate cyclists like @BennyBeaver riding 2 abreast on a Seattle arterial.BleachedAnusDawg said:Riding bikes gives you nut cancer. Pass.
The Boss hydraulic snow plow wing is quite effective at knocking those fucks into the ditch.
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I don't ride my bike outside in the winter time. That's just dumb.PurpleThrobber said:YellowSnow said:
That and it makes you a giant dick. I hate cyclists like @BennyBeaver riding 2 abreast on a Seattle arterial.BleachedAnusDawg said:Riding bikes gives you nut cancer. Pass.
The Boss hydraulic snow plow wing is quite effective at knocking those fucks into the ditch. -
I believe. Part of me giving in and telling Dave Ramsey to F.O. was that I would use it, at least, 2 times a week in the winter as an overpriced spin bike.BleachedAnusDawg said:
My neighbor's wife got one. Started out well but the Peloton updates have dwindled dramatically over the past few months. By next year my wife will probably tell me we can buy it from them for $500 if we want.YellowSnow said:
I think you'll be in luck. It's grossly overpriced stationary bike. But if it gets the soc mommies to exercise it's a good thing.huskyhooligan said:I'll wait a couple years when the new fad or study has everyone ditching their peletons on craigslist, after sitting in the corner of their bedrooms holding coats and drying towels. Plus, I enjoy my time in the local gym sauna / steam room. I currently have memberships to every gym in a 50 mile radius with at least one of the two.
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Do they have a treadmill version?
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Yeah, a Peloton is how I maintain my physique
Said no guy that gets laid, ever
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The one day I stumble into your tailgate looking for sexual favors, I will not hesitate to comment on your fit wife(s).YellowSnow said:
I think you'll be in luck. It's grossly overpriced stationary bike. But if it gets the soc mommies to exercise it's a good thing.huskyhooligan said:I'll wait a couple years when the new fad or study has everyone ditching their peletons on craigslist, after sitting in the corner of their bedrooms holding coats and drying towels. Plus, I enjoy my time in the local gym sauna / steam room. I currently have memberships to every gym in a 50 mile radius with at least one of the two.
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https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/comment/1407021#Comment_1407021YellowSnow said:Any of you noyds ever try one of these silly Peleton bikes yet? I got Mrs Snow one for Christmas like every other cake eating, soc family (hi @huskyhooligan ) has done during Covid.
I'm not really into the idea of taking a virtual spin class, but the scenic rides they have are pretty spectacular. I did a 30 min scenic ride through the country-side of France pretending I was a 6'6" Greg LeMond. And as I'm looking on the screen I see that 60 other Peleton dorks across the world are doing the same ride as me that day. I went ahead and crushed all other riders that day en route to 1st place and my first Peleton Yella Jersey. Suck it wimps.
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Nothing has changed with me.BennyBeaver said:
https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/comment/1407021#Comment_1407021YellowSnow said:Any of you noyds ever try one of these silly Peleton bikes yet? I got Mrs Snow one for Christmas like every other cake eating, soc family (hi @huskyhooligan ) has done during Covid.
I'm not really into the idea of taking a virtual spin class, but the scenic rides they have are pretty spectacular. I did a 30 min scenic ride through the country-side of France pretending I was a 6'6" Greg LeMond. And as I'm looking on the screen I see that 60 other Peleton dorks across the world are doing the same ride as me that day. I went ahead and crushed all other riders that day en route to 1st place and my first Peleton Yella Jersey. Suck it wimps. -
I don't take my plow off until the end of June.YellowSnow said:
I don't ride my bike outside in the winter time. That's just dumb.PurpleThrobber said:YellowSnow said:
That and it makes you a giant dick. I hate cyclists like @BennyBeaver riding 2 abreast on a Seattle arterial.BleachedAnusDawg said:Riding bikes gives you nut cancer. Pass.
The Boss hydraulic snow plow wing is quite effective at knocking those fucks into the ditch.
That's just good hunting skills.
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I guess I've ranted here about bicyclists riding like dicks. You're either a functional vehicle with all of the same rights, responsibilities, and capabilities as the other vehicles (such as the ability to go the speed limit) or you're not and therefore don't belong on the road.dnc said:
Worthless without @chuckYellowSnow said:
That and it makes you a giant dick. I hate cyclists like @BennyBeaver riding 2 abreast on a Seattle arterial.BleachedAnusDawg said:Riding bikes gives you nut cancer. Pass.
I want bicycles classified as ORVs and banned from public roads statewide, except where allowed by local ordinance. Let muni governments decide where they can ride. -
God that shit was funny @BennyBeaver . Pelotons remain gay AF and no man ever got buff of one. But neither the ALL cardiovascular, nor the ALL lifting weights primarily bros are right. You gotta do both in this life. If all a man ever did was Peleton, jogging once a week to keep the bones healthy, pull ups and push ups, you'd be just fine. People tend to overthink this exercise stuff.BennyBeaver said:
https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/comment/1407021#Comment_1407021YellowSnow said:Any of you noyds ever try one of these silly Peleton bikes yet? I got Mrs Snow one for Christmas like every other cake eating, soc family (hi @huskyhooligan ) has done during Covid.
I'm not really into the idea of taking a virtual spin class, but the scenic rides they have are pretty spectacular. I did a 30 min scenic ride through the country-side of France pretending I was a 6'6" Greg LeMond. And as I'm looking on the screen I see that 60 other Peleton dorks across the world are doing the same ride as me that day. I went ahead and crushed all other riders that day en route to 1st place and my first Peleton Yella Jersey. Suck it wimps. -
When I drive a car I hate sharing the road with cyclists and when I hop on my road bike I hate sharing with cars. The two don't mix well. Fortunately, right out my front door is a nice route with YUGE shoulders. That redneck mother fucker @PurpleThrobber could be driving by with a snow plow and me looking like a Seattle fag in spandex and we could still live in peace and harmony.chuck said:
I guess I've ranted here about bicyclists riding like dicks. You're either a functional vehicle with all of the same rights, responsibilities, and capabilities as the other vehicles (such as the ability to go the speed limit) or you're not and therefore don't belong on the road.dnc said:
Worthless without @chuckYellowSnow said:
That and it makes you a giant dick. I hate cyclists like @BennyBeaver riding 2 abreast on a Seattle arterial.BleachedAnusDawg said:Riding bikes gives you nut cancer. Pass.
I want bicycles classified as ORVs and banned from public roads statewide, except where allowed by local ordinance. Let muni governments decide where they can ride. -
I read this thread and went and grabbed a beer
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Speed limit posted is the max speed. So I can go under the speed limit.chuck said:
I guess I've ranted here about bicyclists riding like dicks. You're either a functional vehicle with all of the same rights, responsibilities, and capabilities as the other vehicles (such as the ability to go the speed limit) or you're not and therefore don't belong on the road.dnc said:
Worthless without @chuckYellowSnow said:
That and it makes you a giant dick. I hate cyclists like @BennyBeaver riding 2 abreast on a Seattle arterial.BleachedAnusDawg said:Riding bikes gives you nut cancer. Pass.
I want bicycles classified as ORVs and banned from public roads statewide, except where allowed by local ordinance. Let muni governments decide where they can ride.
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Can and should aren't the same thing. You can be a self absorbed prick all you want, and have chosen to do so. Good job faggot.BennyBeaver said:
Speed limit posted is the max speed. So I can go under the speed limit.chuck said:
I guess I've ranted here about bicyclists riding like dicks. You're either a functional vehicle with all of the same rights, responsibilities, and capabilities as the other vehicles (such as the ability to go the speed limit) or you're not and therefore don't belong on the road.dnc said:
Worthless without @chuckYellowSnow said:
That and it makes you a giant dick. I hate cyclists like @BennyBeaver riding 2 abreast on a Seattle arterial.BleachedAnusDawg said:Riding bikes gives you nut cancer. Pass.
I want bicycles classified as ORVs and banned from public roads statewide, except where allowed by local ordinance. Let muni governments decide where they can ride.
Fuck off. -
I can also legally ride a bike on the sidewalk and roll through stop signs.chuck said:
Can and should aren't the same thing. You can be a self absorbed prick all you want, and have chosen to do so. Good job faggot.BennyBeaver said:
Speed limit posted is the max speed. So I can go under the speed limit.chuck said:
I guess I've ranted here about bicyclists riding like dicks. You're either a functional vehicle with all of the same rights, responsibilities, and capabilities as the other vehicles (such as the ability to go the speed limit) or you're not and therefore don't belong on the road.dnc said:
Worthless without @chuckYellowSnow said:
That and it makes you a giant dick. I hate cyclists like @BennyBeaver riding 2 abreast on a Seattle arterial.BleachedAnusDawg said:Riding bikes gives you nut cancer. Pass.
I want bicycles classified as ORVs and banned from public roads statewide, except where allowed by local ordinance. Let muni governments decide where they can ride.
Fuck off.
So, like we say, FUCK OFF. -
Just don't ride on the edge of the white line. That's all I ask. You're either regular traffic or you're not.BennyBeaver said:
I can also legally ride a bike on the sidewalk and roll through stop signs.chuck said:
Can and should aren't the same thing. You can be a self absorbed prick all you want, and have chosen to do so. Good job faggot.BennyBeaver said:
Speed limit posted is the max speed. So I can go under the speed limit.chuck said:
I guess I've ranted here about bicyclists riding like dicks. You're either a functional vehicle with all of the same rights, responsibilities, and capabilities as the other vehicles (such as the ability to go the speed limit) or you're not and therefore don't belong on the road.dnc said:
Worthless without @chuckYellowSnow said:
That and it makes you a giant dick. I hate cyclists like @BennyBeaver riding 2 abreast on a Seattle arterial.BleachedAnusDawg said:Riding bikes gives you nut cancer. Pass.
I want bicycles classified as ORVs and banned from public roads statewide, except where allowed by local ordinance. Let muni governments decide where they can ride.
Fuck off.
So, like we say, FUCK OFF. -
In Washington, the law states that drivers are not permitted to drive at a speed that's so slow that it impedes the normal flow of traffic. In other words, if a driver is going so slowly that they are negatively affecting the normal movement of traffic in a significant way, they are breaking Washington state law.BennyBeaver said:
Speed limit posted is the max speed. So I can go under the speed limit.chuck said:
I guess I've ranted here about bicyclists riding like dicks. You're either a functional vehicle with all of the same rights, responsibilities, and capabilities as the other vehicles (such as the ability to go the speed limit) or you're not and therefore don't belong on the road.dnc said:
Worthless without @chuckYellowSnow said:
That and it makes you a giant dick. I hate cyclists like @BennyBeaver riding 2 abreast on a Seattle arterial.BleachedAnusDawg said:Riding bikes gives you nut cancer. Pass.
I want bicycles classified as ORVs and banned from public roads statewide, except where allowed by local ordinance. Let muni governments decide where they can ride.
Fuck off.
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Quit plagiarism my shit, fucko.BennyBeaver said:
I can also legally ride a bike on the sidewalk and roll through stop signs.chuck said:
Can and should aren't the same thing. You can be a self absorbed prick all you want, and have chosen to do so. Good job faggot.BennyBeaver said:
Speed limit posted is the max speed. So I can go under the speed limit.chuck said:
I guess I've ranted here about bicyclists riding like dicks. You're either a functional vehicle with all of the same rights, responsibilities, and capabilities as the other vehicles (such as the ability to go the speed limit) or you're not and therefore don't belong on the road.dnc said:
Worthless without @chuckYellowSnow said:
That and it makes you a giant dick. I hate cyclists like @BennyBeaver riding 2 abreast on a Seattle arterial.BleachedAnusDawg said:Riding bikes gives you nut cancer. Pass.
I want bicycles classified as ORVs and banned from public roads statewide, except where allowed by local ordinance. Let muni governments decide where they can ride.
Fuck off.
So, like we say, FUCK OFF.
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Our next door neighbors who we affectionally call the Beverly Hillbillies like to turn our street into an ORV park on occasion. Thankfully the parents are divorced so its only every other week. Uncle Jethro has a dirt bike and the little fucks have @hondos 4 wheelers. There is a actual track not more than a mile away.chuck said:
I guess I've ranted here about bicyclists riding like dicks. You're either a functional vehicle with all of the same rights, responsibilities, and capabilities as the other vehicles (such as the ability to go the speed limit) or you're not and therefore don't belong on the road.dnc said:
Worthless without @chuckYellowSnow said:
That and it makes you a giant dick. I hate cyclists like @BennyBeaver riding 2 abreast on a Seattle arterial.BleachedAnusDawg said:Riding bikes gives you nut cancer. Pass.
I want bicycles classified as ORVs and banned from public roads statewide, except where allowed by local ordinance. Let muni governments decide where they can ride.
I want to take a baseball bat to the lot of them but my wife snitched to the HOA instead.
