PAC 12 CHAMPIONSHIP OFFICIALLY GIVEN TO TALLEST MIDGET
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Shaking and about to vomit thinking about a lawn jockey
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I’m out there and I’m loving it!!
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@Doog_de_JourQuietcowskee said:I’m out there and I’m loving it!!
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Briefs are for gurly men.
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In my twenties, my friends and I went shopping for lingerie. Since one of them was a bit of a cheapskate, she insisted on going to JC Penney to see what they had.
“Ooooh, sale on Jockey underwear,” she cooed.
(For those of you that are unaware, Jockey panties are usually sold in packs of three)
“Will you put those back,” I snapped, “buying Jockey underwear is basically admitting you’re giving up on trying to be sexy.”
So I can’t think of a more appropriate apparel partner for the conference. -
Apparently BVD wasn't interested
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I can think of worse...
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plot twist, your female 'friend' turned out to be larry scott.Doog_de_Jour said:In my twenties, my friends and I went shopping for lingerie. Since one of them was a bit of a cheapskate, she insisted on going to JC Penney to see what they had.
“Ooooh, sale on Jockey underwear,” she cooed.
(For those of you that are unaware, Jockey panties are usually sold in packs of three)
“Will you put those back,” I snapped, “buying Jockey underwear is basically admitting you’re giving up on trying to be sexy.”
So I can’t think of a more appropriate apparel partner for the conference. -
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brb...oh nevermindrodmansrage said: -
Doog_de_Jour said:
In my twenties, my friends and I went shopping for lingerie. Since one of them was a bit of a cheapskate, she insisted on going to JC Penney to see what they had.
“Ooooh, sale on Jockey underwear,” she cooed.
(For those of you that are unaware, Jockey panties are usually sold in packs of three)
“Will you put those back,” I snapped, “buying Jockey underwear is basically admitting you’re giving up on trying to be sexy.”
So I can’t think of a more appropriate apparel partner for the conference.
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😂 Good pull.PurpleBaze said:Doog_de_Jour said:In my twenties, my friends and I went shopping for lingerie. Since one of them was a bit of a cheapskate, she insisted on going to JC Penney to see what they had.
“Ooooh, sale on Jockey underwear,” she cooed.
(For those of you that are unaware, Jockey panties are usually sold in packs of three)
“Will you put those back,” I snapped, “buying Jockey underwear is basically admitting you’re giving up on trying to be sexy.”
So I can’t think of a more appropriate apparel partner for the conference.
You know, Johnny probably loved Jockey panties.
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No, no, yes, craves it, no, craves it, yes, noBennyBeaver said:
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Not even the top underwear brand? Good lord
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Pete Rose was always a fat fuck
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Backhand Larry's 11th hour attempt to preserve his legacy
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Fat shaming is a terrible look for a sophisticated greaser such as yourself.creepycoug said:Pete Rose was always a fat fuck
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@CFetters_Nacho_LoverSwaye said:
Fat shaming is a terrible look for a sophisticated greaser such as yourself.creepycoug said:Pete Rose was always a fat fuck
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Anyone up to the task of photoshopping Larry Scott's face and signature onto this? I think that'd go over well on Twitter...Quietcowskee said:I’m out there and I’m loving it!!
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@TOFSwaye said:
Fat shaming is a terrible look for a sophisticated greaser such as yourself.creepycoug said:Pete Rose was always a fat fuck
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You pumpkin pie hair-cutted freak!alumni94 said: -
I agree with @Swaye. Fat shaming is wrong and hurtful. It’s got to stop.PurpleBaze said:
@CFetters_Nacho_LoverSwaye said:
Fat shaming is a terrible look for a sophisticated greaser such as yourself.creepycoug said:Pete Rose was always a fat fuck
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Pete Rose, to me, is among the most unlikely of sports super heroes. I remember even as a kid, liking the Big Red Machine, and not really giving a shit about him. All that Charlie Hustle crap. That photo is embarrassing. Fat fuck. And he has a legion of minions who are still whining about him being in the HOF, and I could give not a single fuck. Mind you, I have no opinion on the matter ... gambling, lots of singles, great OBP, etc. etc. He was a durable, effective, try-hard, fat funny-looking SOB. Happy to give him credit and never think about him again. Christ put him in the Hall so he and his fanboys can just STFU about it. IDRGAFF.alumni94 said:
I thought all that before seeing him at that sports memorabilia shop in the Forum in Vegas. He was a rude prick, barking at some dude for some stupid reason, sitting there like a dumb fuck signing shit presumably because he was still paying the IRS and was broke. The guy is a loser.
Anyway, I see that picture, and I'm thinking I 100% look better in my underwear today than that guy did in his prime, not even close, and I'm over 50 and still working my way back into shape. -
Wanna cyber?creepycoug said:
Pete Rose, to me, is among the most unlikely of sports super heroes. I remember even as a kid, liking the Big Red Machine, and not really giving a shit about him. All that Charlie Hustle crap. That photo is embarrassing. Fat fuck. And he has a legion of minions who are still whining about him being in the HOF, and I could give not a single fuck. Mind you, I have no opinion on the matter ... gambling, lots of singles, great OBP, etc. etc. He was a durable, effective, try-hard, fat funny-looking SOB. Happy to give him credit and never think about him again. Christ put him in the Hall so he and his fanboys can just STFU about it. IDRGAFF.alumni94 said:
I thought all that before seeing him at that sports memorabilia shop in the Forum in Vegas. He was a rude prick, barking at some dude for some stupid reason, sitting there like a dumb fuck signing shit presumably because he was still paying the IRS and was broke. The guy is a loser.
Anyway, I see that picture, and I'm thinking I 100% look better in my underwear today than that guy did in his prime, not even close, and I'm over 50 and still working my way back into shape. -
YKWYWFcreepycoug said:
Pete Rose, to me, is among the most unlikely of sports super heroes. I remember even as a kid, liking the Big Red Machine, and not really giving a shit about him. All that Charlie Hustle crap. That photo is embarrassing. Fat fuck. And he has a legion of minions who are still whining about him being in the HOF, and I could give not a single fuck. Mind you, I have no opinion on the matter ... gambling, lots of singles, great OBP, etc. etc. He was a durable, effective, try-hard, fat funny-looking SOB. Happy to give him credit and never think about him again. Christ put him in the Hall so he and his fanboys can just STFU about it. IDRGAFF.alumni94 said:
I thought all that before seeing him at that sports memorabilia shop in the Forum in Vegas. He was a rude prick, barking at some dude for some stupid reason, sitting there like a dumb fuck signing shit presumably because he was still paying the IRS and was broke. The guy is a loser.
Anyway, I see that picture, and I'm thinking I 100% look better in my underwear today than that guy did in his prime, not even close, and I'm over 50 and still working my way back into shape. -
Jockey really getting out there with the multi prong marketing plan. In the mail today:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XMsKpucUqA
