10 Reasons why you should NEVER move to Seattle

DerekJohnson said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Fucking unbelievable.

Actually- totally believable. You get what you vote for.

The video is spot on

The Throbber ain't going to Seattle any time soon. Used to make multiple trips per year for some fun/big city life. Zero interest now - insert WDWHA response here. Maybe cut through SEATAC for travels elsewhere - but generally try to route elsewhere instead of dealing with that clusterfuck.

All the non-Seattleites have strong Seattle opinions.

STFU

The chicks are prob mostly fat. Not down

Pitchfork51 said:

The chicks are prob mostly fat. Not down

They like the no make up look 🤮

TurdBomber said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

Pitchfork51 said:

The chicks are prob mostly fat. Not down

They like the no make up look 🤮

Fat, lazy hags. With a boyfriend who weighs half what they do, with a higher voice, skinny jeans and wearing more makeup.

Maybe the Trannies are right. Maybe gender really is fluid, in Seattle.

I'm old enough to not know what the 25 year olds look and dress like but that sounds about right.

Same is true with Portland. Drove through some of north Portland two weeks ago for the first time in a few months. Geezus, what a hot mess. All Oregon and the Portland metro area are trying to accomplish is to raise taxes and defund the police and eliminate all drug prosecution and then put out pigeon food and watch the homeless "crisis" continue to explode.

WestlinnDuck said:

Same is true with Portland. Drove through some of north Portland two weeks ago for the first time in a few months. Geezus, what a hot mess. All Oregon and the Portland metro area are trying to accomplish is to raise taxes and defund the police and eliminate all drug prosecution and then put out pigeon food and watch the homeless "crisis" continue to explode.

It's time to make Gresham Great Again.

Along with Tukwila.

WestlinnDuck said:

Same is true with Portland. Drove through some of north Portland two weeks ago for the first time in a few months. Geezus, what a hot mess. All Oregon and the Portland metro area are trying to accomplish is to raise taxes and defund the police and eliminate all drug prosecution and then put out pigeon food and watch the homeless "crisis" continue to explode.

Portland proper is a shit hole now too. As is SF. Haven't been to LA in several years but can't imagine it's much better.

But somehow that's obsessing over Seattle per Benny.

Shitholes are shitholes.

HHusky said:

PurpleThrobber said:

BennyBeaver said:

PurpleThrobber said:

BennyBeaver said:

All the non-Seattleites have strong Seattle opinions.

STFU

We all used to be Seattleites, you dumb fuck.

Like we say, fuck off.

So get over it. You got dumped and can't move on. Obsessing over your ex.

It's sad.

It's said that you don't care about your city. Enjoy the fat chicks and stepping in feces on the sidewalks.

@YellowSnow -any complaints over hot MILFS and beggar-free walks on the riverfront?

You’re glad to be gone. We’re glad you’re gone.

Win-Win

We? Speak for yourself, faggot.

I'd personally be much happier to read about your SMOD strike than to lose another like Throbber.

PurpleThrobber said:

HHusky said:

PurpleThrobber said:

BennyBeaver said:

PurpleThrobber said:

BennyBeaver said:

All the non-Seattleites have strong Seattle opinions.

STFU

We all used to be Seattleites, you dumb fuck.

Like we say, fuck off.

So get over it. You got dumped and can't move on. Obsessing over your ex.

It's sad.

It's said that you don't care about your city. Enjoy the fat chicks and stepping in feces on the sidewalks.

@YellowSnow -any complaints over hot MILFS and beggar-free walks on the riverfront?

You’re glad to be gone. We’re glad you’re gone.

Win-Win

As per usual, you're wrong. I'm not glad to be gone.

I'm sad to be gone. Seattle/Portland/SF -all were charming, amazing places to visit/live.

Now they're shit holes. And if you celebrate that, join the Typhus Boy in your eventual demise.

If being run by leftards was the best solution for the citizenry then whys is SF, Portland and Seattle such sh*t holes? You would think that high taxes, little law enforcement and government hand outs would lead to a utopian society.