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  • doogie
    doogie Member Posts: 15,072
    Swaye said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    rodmansrage said:

    woulda been a lot cooler if kristin mentioned how many bugs her and her team genocided killed.


    woulda closed the deal for me.

    @Swaye can give us the deets
    I asked Kristin out at the office Christmas party. By "asked out" I really mean "clumsily and drunkenly groped before getting kicked and beaten with a purse." So yeah, that one cost me a 3 day unpaid vacation and 8 hours of Orkin organized sensitivity training.

    Worth it.


    Wonder what Kristens secret closing technique is and if she would share it with the rest of the sales team
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  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 26,324 Standard Supporter
    Swaye said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    rodmansrage said:

    woulda been a lot cooler if kristin mentioned how many bugs her and her team genocided killed.


    woulda closed the deal for me.

    @Swaye can give us the deets
    I asked Kristin out at the office Christmas party. By "asked out" I really mean "clumsily and drunkenly groped before getting kicked and beaten with a purse." So yeah, that one cost me a 3 day unpaid vacation and 8 hours of Orkin organized sensitivity training.

    Worth it.


    legend
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  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 26,324 Standard Supporter
    Secret Santas are even worse than office Xmas parties
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,695
    PurpleBaze said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    Office christmas parties are the dumbest idea. I skipped mine last year and this year we didnt have one. It was great.
    Like if I want to get drunk at a party it sure as fuck isnt with you guys.

    Only reason you don't go is that they don't serve White Claw.
    Oh but they do my friend.
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  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,862 Swaye's Wigwam
    doogie said:

    Swaye said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    rodmansrage said:

    woulda been a lot cooler if kristin mentioned how many bugs her and her team genocided killed.


    woulda closed the deal for me.

    @Swaye can give us the deets
    I asked Kristin out at the office Christmas party. By "asked out" I really mean "clumsily and drunkenly groped before getting kicked and beaten with a purse." So yeah, that one cost me a 3 day unpaid vacation and 8 hours of Orkin organized sensitivity training.

    Worth it.


    Wonder what Kristens secret closing technique is and if she would share it with the rest of the sales team
    The close starts with an opening, which looks to be in progress in her official Orkin employee directory photo that Swaye shared. I've been staring and waiting. I know it'll happen.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,695
    I'm very annoyed with my boss who hired like 5 reps who have been in the industry for like 20 years in the hopes they will "bring over business"

    Lol fuck that noise. They haven't and will not bring shit. Hire some hot 24 year old girls and have them get in doors.
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  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,863 Swaye's Wigwam
    Pitchfork51 said:

    I'm very annoyed with my boss who hired like 5 reps who have been in the industry for like 20 years in the hopes they will "bring over business"

    Lol fuck that noise. They haven't and will not bring shit. Hire some hot 24 year old girls and have them get in doors.

    Yep, you should see my newest hire. Sorry guys, not doxing her.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,695
    dirtysouwfdawg said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    I'm very annoyed with my boss who hired like 5 reps who have been in the industry for like 20 years in the hopes they will "bring over business"

    Lol fuck that noise. They haven't and will not bring shit. Hire some hot 24 year old girls and have them get in doors.

    Yep, you should see my newest hire. Sorry guys, not doxing her.
    What a kick in the nuts. So my owners are like yo can we get reports on their activity. Like sure bro I have a data scientist on contract who builds this shit for us.

    But spoiler alert. It doesn't give you squat when they don't sell
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