Jaydon Mickens
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I really like your dad, whichever one this is.DugtheDoog said:Even my 70 year old dad emailed me from Costa Rica this morning. The body of his email:
"I can't wait for this little piss-ant to graduate (oh, he probably won't, he'll just exceed his 4 years of eligibility)! What a dead-from-the-neck-up-typical-sark-recruit-*********-comment. Guess who said the following...
If I were Browning, I wouldn't throw this Ahole another pass all season. F U Jay Don!" -
The one that lives in Costa Rica. They split up, it was messy. And thus regretfully never got to take long walks on crisp Fall afternoons with my 2 dads.HuskyInAZ said:
I really like your dad, whichever one this is.DugtheDoog said:Even my 70 year old dad emailed me from Costa Rica this morning. The body of his email:
"I can't wait for this little piss-ant to graduate (oh, he probably won't, he'll just exceed his 4 years of eligibility)! What a dead-from-the-neck-up-typical-sark-recruit-*********-comment. Guess who said the following...
If I were Browning, I wouldn't throw this Ahole another pass all season. F U Jay Don!" -
Meek said:
Mickens is that guy who could not look happier to be on the losing end of every game... I don't get him at all. He's all slap happy dude brah with the opponents after games instead of burning with fury. Or, as Race Bannon always says "loosers gonna loose."
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He is the epitome of the Sark era. All flash, no bang.DerekJohnson said:I dislike everything Mickens stands for and there are few things worse than a bad player who thinks he's a star.
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I see an opportunity here for a charitable organization that provides 2 surrogate dads to those unfortunate enough to only have one.DugtheDoog said:
The one that lives in Costa Rica. They split up, it was messy. And thus regretfully never got to take long walks on crisp Fall afternoons with my 2 dads.HuskyInAZ said:
I really like your dad, whichever one this is.DugtheDoog said:Even my 70 year old dad emailed me from Costa Rica this morning. The body of his email:
"I can't wait for this little piss-ant to graduate (oh, he probably won't, he'll just exceed his 4 years of eligibility)! What a dead-from-the-neck-up-typical-sark-recruit-*********-comment. Guess who said the following...
If I were Browning, I wouldn't throw this Ahole another pass all season. F U Jay Don!" -
Everyone who played any form of organized youth sports (which greatly reduces the sample size here) will remember the year the new kid showed up on the team with the most expensive gear. He talked a lot of shit about himself during practices, about how he was the MVP of his previous league and how he was the top ranked player, and how all his previous teams went undefeated. At practice he would try flashy shit that made him look cool but didn't really do anything. He'd tantrum easily if someone called him out. Coach played him because he must be good with all this expensive gear and all this talk. Halfway through the year you'd realize he sucked. Two years later you'd find out from someone else who played on that kids previous team that he was a benchwarmer.
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I expect he will eventually change his name to "The Deuce" and move to El Segundo. Shit = #2
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Mickens is exactly that guy Banannas. At the UW combine mickens was wearing white spandex and one of those respirators on his face NFL guys use to help their breathing. Then he went out and ran his 4.65 40. But he looked good and is the 2nd leading receiver in UW history. #gladhesgonesoon
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I wish I'd grown up in this era where they have things like that. It hurts just thinking about all the things I missed out on. Having 2 dads and 2 step dads just isn't the same. My shrink tells me to let it go, but he never had to grow up without 2 dads to take him to Husky games on crisp Fall afternoons!!1!!1!!!!111!CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I see an opportunity here for a charitable organization that provides 2 surrogate dads to those unfortunate enough to only have one.DugtheDoog said:
The one that lives in Costa Rica. They split up, it was messy. And thus regretfully never got to take long walks on crisp Fall afternoons with my 2 dads.HuskyInAZ said:
I really like your dad, whichever one this is.DugtheDoog said:Even my 70 year old dad emailed me from Costa Rica this morning. The body of his email:
"I can't wait for this little piss-ant to graduate (oh, he probably won't, he'll just exceed his 4 years of eligibility)! What a dead-from-the-neck-up-typical-sark-recruit-*********-comment. Guess who said the following...
If I were Browning, I wouldn't throw this Ahole another pass all season. F U Jay Don!" -
I've been saving up to buy Mickens a compass for Christmas. Not only does that tell you how I feel about his play, but it speaks volumes about my financial situation.
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BUMP!
Just because shithead Mickens dropped a TD pass in the 1st quarter. -
This thread aged well
