Oregon lol, embarrassing the P-12 Bowl Thread
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Completely unsurprising result to anyone who watched any film of Oregon at all this year. Still, a pretty embarrassing effort. They're honestly lucky they didn't lose by a lot more. Iowa State repeatedly kept trying to keep the game close (infuriatingly terrible playcalling), but Oregon's incompetence wouldn't be stopped.
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got some Phil Mickelson going on there
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RoidTitsUPSDawg
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It's amazing we shit on Jimmy for "fake blue collar bravado" but this dipshit got a pass for a shit season just because he rode previous regime to a rose bowl.backthepack said:
Dude owes Petersen and Helton half his fucking salary too. -
Does the Pac-12 officially dissolve now? I can't think of any additional humiliations that need to be checked off the list. This about does it.
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What would you have changed in their play calling?Gladstone said:Completely unsurprising result to anyone who watched any film of Oregon at all this year. Still, a pretty embarrassing effort. They're honestly lucky they didn't lose by a lot more. Iowa State repeatedly kept trying to keep the game close (infuriatingly terrible playcalling), but Oregon's incompetence wouldn't be stopped.
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Our you knew hear? You expect legitimate football talk in this thread?Tequilla said:
What would you have changed in their play calling?Gladstone said:Completely unsurprising result to anyone who watched any film of Oregon at all this year. Still, a pretty embarrassing effort. They're honestly lucky they didn't lose by a lot more. Iowa State repeatedly kept trying to keep the game close (infuriatingly terrible playcalling), but Oregon's incompetence wouldn't be stopped.
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Have Thibzzz come out and play quarterback in the Wildcat formation the rest of the game.Tequilla said:
What would you have changed in their play calling?Gladstone said:Completely unsurprising result to anyone who watched any film of Oregon at all this year. Still, a pretty embarrassing effort. They're honestly lucky they didn't lose by a lot more. Iowa State repeatedly kept trying to keep the game close (infuriatingly terrible playcalling), but Oregon's incompetence wouldn't be stopped.
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I can't remember the game, can't remember the year, but I remember there was a close loss--maybe to Stanford in 2018. It's late in the game, defense has their hands on hips and looks ragged. Gaskin is raping and pillaging. Nine yards, eight yards, 10 yards, five yards, 12 yards. Something like that kind of a sequence of runs right down their throat, all the way into the red zone. Then what? Some cutesy shit that gets stuffed, sets up unsuccessful 3rd and long, can't remember what happened (guessing missed kick and no points).Tequilla said:
What would you have changed in their play calling?Gladstone said:Completely unsurprising result to anyone who watched any film of Oregon at all this year. Still, a pretty embarrassing effort. They're honestly lucky they didn't lose by a lot more. Iowa State repeatedly kept trying to keep the game close (infuriatingly terrible playcalling), but Oregon's incompetence wouldn't be stopped.
I only watched the second half of Oregon/Iowa State, but I started having flashbacks when watching this sequence of plays:
1st & 10 at ISU 31 (11:57 - 3rd) Kene Nwangwu run for 9 yds to the IowSt 40
2nd & 1 at ISU 40 (11:14 - 3rd) Kene Nwangwu run for 6 yds to the IowSt 46 for a 1ST down
1st & 10 at ISU 46 (10:42 - 3rd) Kene Nwangwu run for 9 yds to the Oregn 45
2nd & 1 at ORE 45 (10:16 - 3rd) Breece Hall run for 5 yds to the Oregn 40 for a 1ST down
1st & 10 at ORE 40 (9:38 - 3rd) Brock Purdy pass incomplete to Xavier Hutchinson
2nd & 10 at ORE 40 (9:31 - 3rd) Brock Purdy pass complete to Xavier Hutchinson for no gain to the Oregn 40
3rd & 10 at ORE 40 (8:44 - 3rd) Brock Purdy sacked by Jordon Scott for a loss of 3 yards to the Oregn 43
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Has the Pweston Monologue dropped yet?
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Fucking embarrassing.
How do you average 4 more yards per pass and 1 more yard per run and still lose the game by three scores? This is how-
Oregon: 46 plays
Iowa State: 85 plays
Oregon: 6.8 yards per play
Iowa State: 4.5 yards per play
TOP: Iowa State 43 minutes Oregon 17 minutes
-5 turnover margin, although one doesn’t get recorded as a turnover because it was a kick-off.
1. Travis Dye fumbles at his own 20.
2. Kick-off is a pooch kick and Oregon doesn’t know what to fucking do so corn people get it.
3. Punt return is muffed when an Iowa State player pushes an Oregon blocker into the ball.
4. Called a fumble on the field as QB is fighting for half a yard after picking up the first down, replay can’t overturn it although he’s probably down.
5. Late meaningless INT by Shuck because why the fuck not, he hadn’t turned it over yet.
Bonus: Iowa State fumbled at their 20 and Oregon recovered but ref had blown it dead.
Extra bonus: Long TD pass in first half negated by a holding at the line of scrimmage, after the pass was thrown.
Worst play of the game: Oregon has a 4th and 2 and the 50 and sends in the punt team. At that point Iowa State couldn’t stop Oregon’s offense and they just said fuck it lets punt.
Until further notice I’m calling him Cristo since the only person who makes that call has no bals.
Who in their right mind would play Tyler Shuck when you have the perfect QB for your system in Anthony Brown? Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.
How do you think “fuck this guy, put in Tyler Shuck”?
What is this? Has the football player who catches football for the team never seen a football before?
Sorry for the embarrassing representation, conference of champions. Sorry, Larry Scott. Sorry, North Division champs. Sorry, Clay Helton. Sorry, incoming recruits. Sorry, goodnight Moon. Sorry, neighbors who had to hear bad words being screamed by the unfriendly guy down the street. -
I couldn't believe they punted that.RatherBeBrewing said:Fucking embarrassing.
How do you average 4 more yards per pass and 1 more yard per run and still lose the game by three scores? This is how-
Oregon: 46 plays
Iowa State: 85 plays
Oregon: 6.8 yards per play
Iowa State: 4.5 yards per play
TOP: Iowa State 43 minutes Oregon 17 minutes
-5 turnover margin, although one doesn’t get recorded as a turnover because it was a kick-off.
1. Travis Dye fumbles at his own 20.
2. Kick-off is a pooch kick and Oregon doesn’t know what to fucking do so corn people get it.
3. Punt return is muffed when an Iowa State player pushes an Oregon blocker into the ball.
4. Called a fumble on the field as QB is fighting for half a yard after picking up the first down, replay can’t overturn it although he’s probably down.
5. Late meaningless INT by Shuck because why the fuck not, he hadn’t turned it over yet.
Bonus: Iowa State fumbled at their 20 and Oregon recovered but ref had blown it dead.
Extra bonus: Long TD pass in first half negated by a holding at the line of scrimmage, after the pass was thrown.
Worst play of the game: Oregon has a 4th and 2 and the 50 and sends in the punt team. At that point Iowa State couldn’t stop Oregon’s offense and they just said fuck it lets punt.
Until further notice I’m calling him Cristo since the only person who makes that call has no bals.
Who in their right mind would play Tyler Shuck when you have the perfect QB for your system in Anthony Brown? Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.
How do you think “fuck this guy, put in Tyler Shuck”?
What is this? Has the football player who catches football for the team never seen a football before?
Sorry for the embarrassing representation, conference of champions. Sorry, Larry Scott. Sorry, North Division champs. Sorry, Clay Helton. Sorry, incoming recruits. Sorry, goodnight Moon. Sorry, neighbors who had to hear bad words being screamed by the unfriendly guy down the street.
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I’m going to be so happy when Andy Avalos is hired by Boise State. What an overrated DC. Really great accomplishment, had a defense with Troy Dye, Jevon Holland, Kayvon Thibodeaux, Thomas Graham, etc. Brady Hoke’s fatass could have schemed that to a top-20 defense. As soon as Avalos has to adjust it’s like watching a retarded kid try to tie his shoes.
Bring me someone with a punchers chance who won’t choke it away, like Leavitt. Or Tosh and his coffee cups. Or Will Muschamp and just don’t let him look at the offensive players so his mere presence doesn’t ruin them. -
I applaud your consistent ability to post the most milquetoast football analysis I see.Tequilla said:Iowa St executed a PERFECT game for their talent today ...
They’re not going to out athlete Oregon ... but they kept the ball away and limited Oregon to 46 offensive plays
What they did today was damn impressive and it was the definition of a rather easily 34-17
Perfect game plan for their talent indeed. I hope more teams don’t learn this secret of running the play clock down on every snap. They really took advantage of Purdy’s ability to know they don’t snap until the big digital clock says 2 or 1.
That Iowa State defense was re-fried ass, and their offense consists of hopes and wishes. This game was the result of Cristobal’s shitty coaching, not anything that Iowa State did besides getting lucky bounces and waiting for Oregon to fuck it up. -
Cristobal= Neuheisel
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Iowa State tried their hardest to lose that game. I'm not sure I've ever seen a team so allergic to scoring after a turnover.RatherBeBrewing said:
I applaud your consistent ability to post the most milquetoast football analysis I see.Tequilla said:Iowa St executed a PERFECT game for their talent today ...
They’re not going to out athlete Oregon ... but they kept the ball away and limited Oregon to 46 offensive plays
What they did today was damn impressive and it was the definition of a rather easily 34-17
Perfect game plan for their talent indeed. I hope more teams don’t learn this secret of running the play clock down on every snap. They really took advantage of Purdy’s ability to know they don’t snap until the big digital clock says 2 or 1.
That Iowa State defense was re-fried ass, and their offense consists of hopes and wishes. This game was the result of Cristobal’s shitty coaching, not anything that Iowa State did besides getting lucky bounces and waiting for Oregon to fuck it up. -
My favorite part of the game was when Mikael Wright came running in out of nowhere and tried to catch the punt with his helmet.
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Watching Oregon play so sloppily, you'd almost think they were coached by someone who's career record is around .500.
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Those times against Washington were such a rarity that I can’t believe they actually happened. Cristobal is so conservative it feels like watching SEC football in the early 2000s. If he could punt it on third down he would consider it.dnc said:
I couldn't believe they punted that.RatherBeBrewing said:Fucking embarrassing.
How do you average 4 more yards per pass and 1 more yard per run and still lose the game by three scores? This is how-
Oregon: 46 plays
Iowa State: 85 plays
Oregon: 6.8 yards per play
Iowa State: 4.5 yards per play
TOP: Iowa State 43 minutes Oregon 17 minutes
-5 turnover margin, although one doesn’t get recorded as a turnover because it was a kick-off.
1. Travis Dye fumbles at his own 20.
2. Kick-off is a pooch kick and Oregon doesn’t know what to fucking do so corn people get it.
3. Punt return is muffed when an Iowa State player pushes an Oregon blocker into the ball.
4. Called a fumble on the field as QB is fighting for half a yard after picking up the first down, replay can’t overturn it although he’s probably down.
5. Late meaningless INT by Shuck because why the fuck not, he hadn’t turned it over yet.
Bonus: Iowa State fumbled at their 20 and Oregon recovered but ref had blown it dead.
Extra bonus: Long TD pass in first half negated by a holding at the line of scrimmage, after the pass was thrown.
Worst play of the game: Oregon has a 4th and 2 and the 50 and sends in the punt team. At that point Iowa State couldn’t stop Oregon’s offense and they just said fuck it lets punt.
Until further notice I’m calling him Cristo since the only person who makes that call has no bals.
Who in their right mind would play Tyler Shuck when you have the perfect QB for your system in Anthony Brown? Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.
How do you think “fuck this guy, put in Tyler Shuck”?
What is this? Has the football player who catches football for the team never seen a football before?
Sorry for the embarrassing representation, conference of champions. Sorry, Larry Scott. Sorry, North Division champs. Sorry, Clay Helton. Sorry, incoming recruits. Sorry, goodnight Moon. Sorry, neighbors who had to hear bad words being screamed by the unfriendly guy down the street.
We’ve reached the point where even the Polyanna quooks are wondering what is going on. It’s almost like Cristo’s first big game, where he went for the throat against Stanford with Gameday and prime time ABC, and CJ Verdell fumbled it after getting the game ending first down- has caused him to stop taking any risks. Settling for field goals inside the 5 has now cost him 3-4 games over the last two years.
Thanks for listening to my bitching, even though I know y’all just like to see Ducks miserable. I’m tired of hearing they tried and thought they were doing the right thing, because I’m a fan of a football program and not Mrs Jones’ kindergarten class. -
We love seeing EVERYONE miserable, not just Duck fans.RatherBeBrewing said:
Those times against Washington were such a rarity that I can’t believe they actually happened. Cristobal is so conservative it feels like watching SEC football in the early 2000s. If he could punt it on third down he would consider it.dnc said:
I couldn't believe they punted that.RatherBeBrewing said:Fucking embarrassing.
How do you average 4 more yards per pass and 1 more yard per run and still lose the game by three scores? This is how-
Oregon: 46 plays
Iowa State: 85 plays
Oregon: 6.8 yards per play
Iowa State: 4.5 yards per play
TOP: Iowa State 43 minutes Oregon 17 minutes
-5 turnover margin, although one doesn’t get recorded as a turnover because it was a kick-off.
1. Travis Dye fumbles at his own 20.
2. Kick-off is a pooch kick and Oregon doesn’t know what to fucking do so corn people get it.
3. Punt return is muffed when an Iowa State player pushes an Oregon blocker into the ball.
4. Called a fumble on the field as QB is fighting for half a yard after picking up the first down, replay can’t overturn it although he’s probably down.
5. Late meaningless INT by Shuck because why the fuck not, he hadn’t turned it over yet.
Bonus: Iowa State fumbled at their 20 and Oregon recovered but ref had blown it dead.
Extra bonus: Long TD pass in first half negated by a holding at the line of scrimmage, after the pass was thrown.
Worst play of the game: Oregon has a 4th and 2 and the 50 and sends in the punt team. At that point Iowa State couldn’t stop Oregon’s offense and they just said fuck it lets punt.
Until further notice I’m calling him Cristo since the only person who makes that call has no bals.
Who in their right mind would play Tyler Shuck when you have the perfect QB for your system in Anthony Brown? Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.
How do you think “fuck this guy, put in Tyler Shuck”?
What is this? Has the football player who catches football for the team never seen a football before?
Sorry for the embarrassing representation, conference of champions. Sorry, Larry Scott. Sorry, North Division champs. Sorry, Clay Helton. Sorry, incoming recruits. Sorry, goodnight Moon. Sorry, neighbors who had to hear bad words being screamed by the unfriendly guy down the street.
We’ve reached the point where even the Polyanna quooks are wondering what is going on. It’s almost like Cristo’s first big game, where he went for the throat against Stanford with Gameday and prime time ABC, and CJ Verdell fumbled it after getting the game ending first down- has caused him to stop taking any risks. Settling for field goals inside the 5 has now cost him 3-4 games over the last two years.
Thanks for listening to my bitching, even though I know y’all just like to see Ducks miserable. I’m tired of hearing they tried and thought they were doing the right thing, because I’m a fan of a football program and not Mrs Jones’ kindergarten class. -
This is honestly surprising to me. I don't watch much Duck football outside of the UW games and I was convinced Mario was a new school gambler who understood the value of going for it on fourth downs. His willingness to take risk and Pete's failure at doing so was the difference in both of MC's wins over us.RatherBeBrewing said:
Those times against Washington were such a rarity that I can’t believe they actually happened. Cristobal is so conservative it feels like watching SEC football in the early 2000s. If he could punt it on third down he would consider it.dnc said:
I couldn't believe they punted that.RatherBeBrewing said:Fucking embarrassing.
How do you average 4 more yards per pass and 1 more yard per run and still lose the game by three scores? This is how-
Oregon: 46 plays
Iowa State: 85 plays
Oregon: 6.8 yards per play
Iowa State: 4.5 yards per play
TOP: Iowa State 43 minutes Oregon 17 minutes
-5 turnover margin, although one doesn’t get recorded as a turnover because it was a kick-off.
1. Travis Dye fumbles at his own 20.
2. Kick-off is a pooch kick and Oregon doesn’t know what to fucking do so corn people get it.
3. Punt return is muffed when an Iowa State player pushes an Oregon blocker into the ball.
4. Called a fumble on the field as QB is fighting for half a yard after picking up the first down, replay can’t overturn it although he’s probably down.
5. Late meaningless INT by Shuck because why the fuck not, he hadn’t turned it over yet.
Bonus: Iowa State fumbled at their 20 and Oregon recovered but ref had blown it dead.
Extra bonus: Long TD pass in first half negated by a holding at the line of scrimmage, after the pass was thrown.
Worst play of the game: Oregon has a 4th and 2 and the 50 and sends in the punt team. At that point Iowa State couldn’t stop Oregon’s offense and they just said fuck it lets punt.
Until further notice I’m calling him Cristo since the only person who makes that call has no bals.
Who in their right mind would play Tyler Shuck when you have the perfect QB for your system in Anthony Brown? Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.
How do you think “fuck this guy, put in Tyler Shuck”?
What is this? Has the football player who catches football for the team never seen a football before?
Sorry for the embarrassing representation, conference of champions. Sorry, Larry Scott. Sorry, North Division champs. Sorry, Clay Helton. Sorry, incoming recruits. Sorry, goodnight Moon. Sorry, neighbors who had to hear bad words being screamed by the unfriendly guy down the street.
We’ve reached the point where even the Polyanna quooks are wondering what is going on. It’s almost like Cristo’s first big game, where he went for the throat against Stanford with Gameday and prime time ABC, and CJ Verdell fumbled it after getting the game ending first down- has caused him to stop taking any risks. Settling for field goals inside the 5 has now cost him 3-4 games over the last two years.
Thanks for listening to my bitching, even though I know y’all just like to see Ducks miserable. I’m tired of hearing they tried and thought they were doing the right thing, because I’m a fan of a football program and not Mrs Jones’ kindergarten class.
I'm not sure if this is good news or bad but it somehow makes those losses suck even more knowing they were a due to a philosophical outlier. -
I just enjoyed Mario’s manboobs. You could totally see nips!
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It’s good news for you in the sense that Cristobal isn’t some innovative coach or at even one who listens to proven statistics and probabilities. TBD on whether he adapts different styles like Nick Saban, Mike Bellotti and other coaches that probably exist did in their careers when they see its better. That ability to adapt will determine if he winds up being a success with all his shiny recruits or not. Of his 9 losses at Oregon 6 of them were partially due to conservative or plainly shitty game management.dnc said:
This is honestly surprising to me. I don't watch much Duck football outside of the UW games and I was convinced Mario was a new school gambler who understood the value of going for it on fourth downs. His willingness to take risk and Pete's failure at doing so was the difference in both of MC's wins over us.RatherBeBrewing said:
Those times against Washington were such a rarity that I can’t believe they actually happened. Cristobal is so conservative it feels like watching SEC football in the early 2000s. If he could punt it on third down he would consider it.dnc said:
I couldn't believe they punted that.RatherBeBrewing said:Fucking embarrassing.
How do you average 4 more yards per pass and 1 more yard per run and still lose the game by three scores? This is how-
Oregon: 46 plays
Iowa State: 85 plays
Oregon: 6.8 yards per play
Iowa State: 4.5 yards per play
TOP: Iowa State 43 minutes Oregon 17 minutes
-5 turnover margin, although one doesn’t get recorded as a turnover because it was a kick-off.
1. Travis Dye fumbles at his own 20.
2. Kick-off is a pooch kick and Oregon doesn’t know what to fucking do so corn people get it.
3. Punt return is muffed when an Iowa State player pushes an Oregon blocker into the ball.
4. Called a fumble on the field as QB is fighting for half a yard after picking up the first down, replay can’t overturn it although he’s probably down.
5. Late meaningless INT by Shuck because why the fuck not, he hadn’t turned it over yet.
Bonus: Iowa State fumbled at their 20 and Oregon recovered but ref had blown it dead.
Extra bonus: Long TD pass in first half negated by a holding at the line of scrimmage, after the pass was thrown.
Worst play of the game: Oregon has a 4th and 2 and the 50 and sends in the punt team. At that point Iowa State couldn’t stop Oregon’s offense and they just said fuck it lets punt.
Until further notice I’m calling him Cristo since the only person who makes that call has no bals.
Who in their right mind would play Tyler Shuck when you have the perfect QB for your system in Anthony Brown? Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.
How do you think “fuck this guy, put in Tyler Shuck”?
What is this? Has the football player who catches football for the team never seen a football before?
Sorry for the embarrassing representation, conference of champions. Sorry, Larry Scott. Sorry, North Division champs. Sorry, Clay Helton. Sorry, incoming recruits. Sorry, goodnight Moon. Sorry, neighbors who had to hear bad words being screamed by the unfriendly guy down the street.
We’ve reached the point where even the Polyanna quooks are wondering what is going on. It’s almost like Cristo’s first big game, where he went for the throat against Stanford with Gameday and prime time ABC, and CJ Verdell fumbled it after getting the game ending first down- has caused him to stop taking any risks. Settling for field goals inside the 5 has now cost him 3-4 games over the last two years.
Thanks for listening to my bitching, even though I know y’all just like to see Ducks miserable. I’m tired of hearing they tried and thought they were doing the right thing, because I’m a fan of a football program and not Mrs Jones’ kindergarten class.
I'm not sure if this is good news or bad but it somehow makes those losses suck even more knowing they were a due to a philosophical outlier.
You should feel bad that he did that against Washington, but not too bad since the guy he did it against is now a Boise State consultant or some shit. A net positive since the future is worth more than the past in football statistics.
And, yeah - here’s the track record:
2019 Auburn: misses a field goal on 4th and goal from the 2. Loses by 6.
2020 Oregon State: kicks a field goal on 4th and 2 from the 10 yard line - loses by 3 points.
2020 Cal: kicks a field goal on fourth and goal from the 3 after a 75 yard hot knife through butter drive. Loses by 4.
Not included:
2018 Utah: tries two field goals inside the 15, makes one. Punts for a touchback from the Utah 44. Loses by 7 as they fuck up time management in Utah territory.
2018 Stanford: kicks field goal from Stanford 13, loses in overtime.
2019 ASU: punts from ASU 35. Loses by 3.
Bonus: keeps running Cyrus Habibi-Likio on third or fourth and short solely because he weighs more than other running backs, although he converts at just above 50% while the much quicker and not fat Travis Dye is 17/20 for his career on third or fourth and less than 3. -
That’s the number one reason why I keep coming back after ## of times and am still entertained!CuntWaffle said:
We love seeing EVERYONE miserable, not just Duck fans.RatherBeBrewing said:
Those times against Washington were such a rarity that I can’t believe they actually happened. Cristobal is so conservative it feels like watching SEC football in the early 2000s. If he could punt it on third down he would consider it.dnc said:
I couldn't believe they punted that.RatherBeBrewing said:Fucking embarrassing.
How do you average 4 more yards per pass and 1 more yard per run and still lose the game by three scores? This is how-
Oregon: 46 plays
Iowa State: 85 plays
Oregon: 6.8 yards per play
Iowa State: 4.5 yards per play
TOP: Iowa State 43 minutes Oregon 17 minutes
-5 turnover margin, although one doesn’t get recorded as a turnover because it was a kick-off.
1. Travis Dye fumbles at his own 20.
2. Kick-off is a pooch kick and Oregon doesn’t know what to fucking do so corn people get it.
3. Punt return is muffed when an Iowa State player pushes an Oregon blocker into the ball.
4. Called a fumble on the field as QB is fighting for half a yard after picking up the first down, replay can’t overturn it although he’s probably down.
5. Late meaningless INT by Shuck because why the fuck not, he hadn’t turned it over yet.
Bonus: Iowa State fumbled at their 20 and Oregon recovered but ref had blown it dead.
Extra bonus: Long TD pass in first half negated by a holding at the line of scrimmage, after the pass was thrown.
Worst play of the game: Oregon has a 4th and 2 and the 50 and sends in the punt team. At that point Iowa State couldn’t stop Oregon’s offense and they just said fuck it lets punt.
Until further notice I’m calling him Cristo since the only person who makes that call has no bals.
Who in their right mind would play Tyler Shuck when you have the perfect QB for your system in Anthony Brown? Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.
How do you think “fuck this guy, put in Tyler Shuck”?
What is this? Has the football player who catches football for the team never seen a football before?
Sorry for the embarrassing representation, conference of champions. Sorry, Larry Scott. Sorry, North Division champs. Sorry, Clay Helton. Sorry, incoming recruits. Sorry, goodnight Moon. Sorry, neighbors who had to hear bad words being screamed by the unfriendly guy down the street.
We’ve reached the point where even the Polyanna quooks are wondering what is going on. It’s almost like Cristo’s first big game, where he went for the throat against Stanford with Gameday and prime time ABC, and CJ Verdell fumbled it after getting the game ending first down- has caused him to stop taking any risks. Settling for field goals inside the 5 has now cost him 3-4 games over the last two years.
Thanks for listening to my bitching, even though I know y’all just like to see Ducks miserable. I’m tired of hearing they tried and thought they were doing the right thing, because I’m a fan of a football program and not Mrs Jones’ kindergarten class.
Others may think college football is about football and friendly rivalry, but here it’s about the true meaning of the sport; misery and heartbreak that are occasionally broken by instances of false hope. -
I was 30 seconds behind the broadcast because I rewound for something Minnesota did. I got a text from a fellow Duck that said mean things about Mykael Wright, and I was confused because Wright was having another great game - and the Hawkeyes were punting so he hadn’t blown a coverage. Then I saw Wright enter the frame and knew what was going to happen. Kansas State ball.bananasnblondes said:My favorite part of the game was when Mikael Wright came running in out of nowhere and tried to catch the punt with his helmet.
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He *gets* usRatherBeBrewing said:
That’s the number one reason why I keep coming back after ## of times and am still entertained!CuntWaffle said:
We love seeing EVERYONE miserable, not just Duck fans.RatherBeBrewing said:
Those times against Washington were such a rarity that I can’t believe they actually happened. Cristobal is so conservative it feels like watching SEC football in the early 2000s. If he could punt it on third down he would consider it.dnc said:
I couldn't believe they punted that.RatherBeBrewing said:Fucking embarrassing.
How do you average 4 more yards per pass and 1 more yard per run and still lose the game by three scores? This is how-
Oregon: 46 plays
Iowa State: 85 plays
Oregon: 6.8 yards per play
Iowa State: 4.5 yards per play
TOP: Iowa State 43 minutes Oregon 17 minutes
-5 turnover margin, although one doesn’t get recorded as a turnover because it was a kick-off.
1. Travis Dye fumbles at his own 20.
2. Kick-off is a pooch kick and Oregon doesn’t know what to fucking do so corn people get it.
3. Punt return is muffed when an Iowa State player pushes an Oregon blocker into the ball.
4. Called a fumble on the field as QB is fighting for half a yard after picking up the first down, replay can’t overturn it although he’s probably down.
5. Late meaningless INT by Shuck because why the fuck not, he hadn’t turned it over yet.
Bonus: Iowa State fumbled at their 20 and Oregon recovered but ref had blown it dead.
Extra bonus: Long TD pass in first half negated by a holding at the line of scrimmage, after the pass was thrown.
Worst play of the game: Oregon has a 4th and 2 and the 50 and sends in the punt team. At that point Iowa State couldn’t stop Oregon’s offense and they just said fuck it lets punt.
Until further notice I’m calling him Cristo since the only person who makes that call has no bals.
Who in their right mind would play Tyler Shuck when you have the perfect QB for your system in Anthony Brown? Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.
How do you think “fuck this guy, put in Tyler Shuck”?
What is this? Has the football player who catches football for the team never seen a football before?
Sorry for the embarrassing representation, conference of champions. Sorry, Larry Scott. Sorry, North Division champs. Sorry, Clay Helton. Sorry, incoming recruits. Sorry, goodnight Moon. Sorry, neighbors who had to hear bad words being screamed by the unfriendly guy down the street.
We’ve reached the point where even the Polyanna quooks are wondering what is going on. It’s almost like Cristo’s first big game, where he went for the throat against Stanford with Gameday and prime time ABC, and CJ Verdell fumbled it after getting the game ending first down- has caused him to stop taking any risks. Settling for field goals inside the 5 has now cost him 3-4 games over the last two years.
Thanks for listening to my bitching, even though I know y’all just like to see Ducks miserable. I’m tired of hearing they tried and thought they were doing the right thing, because I’m a fan of a football program and not Mrs Jones’ kindergarten class.
Others may think college football is about football and friendly rivalry, but here it’s about the true meaning of the sport; misery and heartbreak that are occasionally broken by instances of false hope. -
You’ve embarrassed the PAC 12 4 years in a row. HTHdoogie said:Iowa State looks ready to blow them out
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Bad coaching. Period. The Wright and DJ Johnson fiascos is coaching. Gotta be prepared for that.
Not knowing that Brown is better than Shough until today is coaching.
Oregon has good talent but needs help on the interior D line.
Two good things happened to them today. Shough threw another Pick just to make sure that the coaching staff doesn’t forget that he sucks. And Jordon Scott is done.
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POTBSGreenRiverGatorz said:Does the Pac-12 officially dissolve now? I can't think of any additional humiliations that need to be checked off the list. This about does it.
