Oregon lol, embarrassing the P-12 Bowl Thread
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Has the Pweston Monologue dropped yet?
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Fucking embarrassing.
How do you average 4 more yards per pass and 1 more yard per run and still lose the game by three scores? This is how-
Oregon: 46 plays
Iowa State: 85 plays
Oregon: 6.8 yards per play
Iowa State: 4.5 yards per play
TOP: Iowa State 43 minutes Oregon 17 minutes
-5 turnover margin, although one doesn’t get recorded as a turnover because it was a kick-off.
1. Travis Dye fumbles at his own 20.
2. Kick-off is a pooch kick and Oregon doesn’t know what to fucking do so corn people get it.
3. Punt return is muffed when an Iowa State player pushes an Oregon blocker into the ball.
4. Called a fumble on the field as QB is fighting for half a yard after picking up the first down, replay can’t overturn it although he’s probably down.
5. Late meaningless INT by Shuck because why the fuck not, he hadn’t turned it over yet.
Bonus: Iowa State fumbled at their 20 and Oregon recovered but ref had blown it dead.
Extra bonus: Long TD pass in first half negated by a holding at the line of scrimmage, after the pass was thrown.
Worst play of the game: Oregon has a 4th and 2 and the 50 and sends in the punt team. At that point Iowa State couldn’t stop Oregon’s offense and they just said fuck it lets punt.
Until further notice I’m calling him Cristo since the only person who makes that call has no bals.
Who in their right mind would play Tyler Shuck when you have the perfect QB for your system in Anthony Brown? Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.
How do you think “fuck this guy, put in Tyler Shuck”?
What is this? Has the football player who catches football for the team never seen a football before?
Sorry for the embarrassing representation, conference of champions. Sorry, Larry Scott. Sorry, North Division champs. Sorry, Clay Helton. Sorry, incoming recruits. Sorry, goodnight Moon. Sorry, neighbors who had to hear bad words being screamed by the unfriendly guy down the street. -
I couldn't believe they punted that.RatherBeBrewing said:Fucking embarrassing.
How do you average 4 more yards per pass and 1 more yard per run and still lose the game by three scores? This is how-
Oregon: 46 plays
Iowa State: 85 plays
Oregon: 6.8 yards per play
Iowa State: 4.5 yards per play
TOP: Iowa State 43 minutes Oregon 17 minutes
-5 turnover margin, although one doesn’t get recorded as a turnover because it was a kick-off.
1. Travis Dye fumbles at his own 20.
2. Kick-off is a pooch kick and Oregon doesn’t know what to fucking do so corn people get it.
3. Punt return is muffed when an Iowa State player pushes an Oregon blocker into the ball.
4. Called a fumble on the field as QB is fighting for half a yard after picking up the first down, replay can’t overturn it although he’s probably down.
5. Late meaningless INT by Shuck because why the fuck not, he hadn’t turned it over yet.
Bonus: Iowa State fumbled at their 20 and Oregon recovered but ref had blown it dead.
Extra bonus: Long TD pass in first half negated by a holding at the line of scrimmage, after the pass was thrown.
Worst play of the game: Oregon has a 4th and 2 and the 50 and sends in the punt team. At that point Iowa State couldn’t stop Oregon’s offense and they just said fuck it lets punt.
Until further notice I’m calling him Cristo since the only person who makes that call has no bals.
Who in their right mind would play Tyler Shuck when you have the perfect QB for your system in Anthony Brown? Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.
How do you think “fuck this guy, put in Tyler Shuck”?
What is this? Has the football player who catches football for the team never seen a football before?
Sorry for the embarrassing representation, conference of champions. Sorry, Larry Scott. Sorry, North Division champs. Sorry, Clay Helton. Sorry, incoming recruits. Sorry, goodnight Moon. Sorry, neighbors who had to hear bad words being screamed by the unfriendly guy down the street.
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I’m going to be so happy when Andy Avalos is hired by Boise State. What an overrated DC. Really great accomplishment, had a defense with Troy Dye, Jevon Holland, Kayvon Thibodeaux, Thomas Graham, etc. Brady Hoke’s fatass could have schemed that to a top-20 defense. As soon as Avalos has to adjust it’s like watching a retarded kid try to tie his shoes.
Bring me someone with a punchers chance who won’t choke it away, like Leavitt. Or Tosh and his coffee cups. Or Will Muschamp and just don’t let him look at the offensive players so his mere presence doesn’t ruin them. -
I applaud your consistent ability to post the most milquetoast football analysis I see.Tequilla said:Iowa St executed a PERFECT game for their talent today ...
They’re not going to out athlete Oregon ... but they kept the ball away and limited Oregon to 46 offensive plays
What they did today was damn impressive and it was the definition of a rather easily 34-17
Perfect game plan for their talent indeed. I hope more teams don’t learn this secret of running the play clock down on every snap. They really took advantage of Purdy’s ability to know they don’t snap until the big digital clock says 2 or 1.
That Iowa State defense was re-fried ass, and their offense consists of hopes and wishes. This game was the result of Cristobal’s shitty coaching, not anything that Iowa State did besides getting lucky bounces and waiting for Oregon to fuck it up. -
Cristobal= Neuheisel
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Iowa State tried their hardest to lose that game. I'm not sure I've ever seen a team so allergic to scoring after a turnover.RatherBeBrewing said:
I applaud your consistent ability to post the most milquetoast football analysis I see.Tequilla said:Iowa St executed a PERFECT game for their talent today ...
They’re not going to out athlete Oregon ... but they kept the ball away and limited Oregon to 46 offensive plays
What they did today was damn impressive and it was the definition of a rather easily 34-17
Perfect game plan for their talent indeed. I hope more teams don’t learn this secret of running the play clock down on every snap. They really took advantage of Purdy’s ability to know they don’t snap until the big digital clock says 2 or 1.
That Iowa State defense was re-fried ass, and their offense consists of hopes and wishes. This game was the result of Cristobal’s shitty coaching, not anything that Iowa State did besides getting lucky bounces and waiting for Oregon to fuck it up. -
My favorite part of the game was when Mikael Wright came running in out of nowhere and tried to catch the punt with his helmet.
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Watching Oregon play so sloppily, you'd almost think they were coached by someone who's career record is around .500.
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Those times against Washington were such a rarity that I can’t believe they actually happened. Cristobal is so conservative it feels like watching SEC football in the early 2000s. If he could punt it on third down he would consider it.dnc said:
I couldn't believe they punted that.RatherBeBrewing said:Fucking embarrassing.
How do you average 4 more yards per pass and 1 more yard per run and still lose the game by three scores? This is how-
Oregon: 46 plays
Iowa State: 85 plays
Oregon: 6.8 yards per play
Iowa State: 4.5 yards per play
TOP: Iowa State 43 minutes Oregon 17 minutes
-5 turnover margin, although one doesn’t get recorded as a turnover because it was a kick-off.
1. Travis Dye fumbles at his own 20.
2. Kick-off is a pooch kick and Oregon doesn’t know what to fucking do so corn people get it.
3. Punt return is muffed when an Iowa State player pushes an Oregon blocker into the ball.
4. Called a fumble on the field as QB is fighting for half a yard after picking up the first down, replay can’t overturn it although he’s probably down.
5. Late meaningless INT by Shuck because why the fuck not, he hadn’t turned it over yet.
Bonus: Iowa State fumbled at their 20 and Oregon recovered but ref had blown it dead.
Extra bonus: Long TD pass in first half negated by a holding at the line of scrimmage, after the pass was thrown.
Worst play of the game: Oregon has a 4th and 2 and the 50 and sends in the punt team. At that point Iowa State couldn’t stop Oregon’s offense and they just said fuck it lets punt.
Until further notice I’m calling him Cristo since the only person who makes that call has no bals.
Who in their right mind would play Tyler Shuck when you have the perfect QB for your system in Anthony Brown? Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.
How do you think “fuck this guy, put in Tyler Shuck”?
What is this? Has the football player who catches football for the team never seen a football before?
Sorry for the embarrassing representation, conference of champions. Sorry, Larry Scott. Sorry, North Division champs. Sorry, Clay Helton. Sorry, incoming recruits. Sorry, goodnight Moon. Sorry, neighbors who had to hear bad words being screamed by the unfriendly guy down the street.
We’ve reached the point where even the Polyanna quooks are wondering what is going on. It’s almost like Cristo’s first big game, where he went for the throat against Stanford with Gameday and prime time ABC, and CJ Verdell fumbled it after getting the game ending first down- has caused him to stop taking any risks. Settling for field goals inside the 5 has now cost him 3-4 games over the last two years.
Thanks for listening to my bitching, even though I know y’all just like to see Ducks miserable. I’m tired of hearing they tried and thought they were doing the right thing, because I’m a fan of a football program and not Mrs Jones’ kindergarten class.
