Preston's Lament: The Bitter Taste of Artificial Vanilla
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This might be his best work yet. And I’m in the first 15 seconds. Lol
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"EVERYTHING THAT OREGON IS, IS A FUCKING DISAPPOINTMENT"
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Owah phucking wun defense!!!
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Thank you for this.
I wonder if we could get Preston to live stream during Oregon games. -
This lighting is a fucking embarrassment! Get your shit together Pweston! Can't gif this for shit. Your loyal fans expect better! Awwoyo!!!1
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Man it's hard not to troll him a little in the comments. I'm pretty inept as a troll but he's low hanging fruit. I can take him. Does he react?
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“Mario Cristobal fuck you! Fuck this defense!!!”
Pray for Preston because if UW beats Oregon this year he is gonna legit kill himself. And Preston I agree, Oregon and Championship do not belong in the same sentence, paragraph, let alone essay!
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Poignant. Oregon does not deserve him.
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That is just fucking beautiful.
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Has Preston aged about 25 years this past year or is that just what meth does to you?
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I feel like he’s taken some speech therapy. His Rs seem to have improved far more than Oregon’s defense.
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EsophagealFeces said:
I feel like he’s taken some speech therapy. His Rs seem to have improved far more than Oregon’s defense.
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Him crying about getting made fun of for wearing Oregon colors in Texas was amazing, god I could listen to the whole video on repeat over and over and it wouldn’t get old.EsophagealFeces said:I feel like he’s taken some speech therapy. His Rs seem to have improved far more than Oregon’s defense.
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This pathetic sap is lead to believe by sports media that people outside of Eugene give two shits about his fake ass program and in reality they don’t and never will.Edwin_Bambino said:
Him crying about getting made fun of for wearing Oregon colors in Texas was amazing, god I could listen to the whole video on repeat over and over and it wouldn’t get old.EsophagealFeces said:I feel like he’s taken some speech therapy. His Rs seem to have improved far more than Oregon’s defense.
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Laughed like a hyena, but still can't help but think the PERFECT joke was just barely missed by not abbreviating "defense" do just "D."EsophagealFeces said:I feel like he’s taken some speech therapy. His Rs seem to have improved far more than Oregon’s defense.
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"I put in my heart and my dedication to this shit", FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!
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you have to take the low hanging fruit while its there. But keep it Nebraska classy, no speech impediment shotschuck said:Man it's hard not to troll him a little in the comments. I'm pretty inept as a troll but he's low hanging fruit. I can take him. Does he react?
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Man. Every time there's a new Preston video I get all giddy and play it, expecting to laugh my ass off, but end up just feeling sad and guilty by the end. This video is damned near on par with the Mike Leach Texas Tech locker room gem, and the thought of his parents in the next room over quietly waiting it out with a look of horror on their faces just makes me want to laugh for five straight minutes, but I feel like shit about that.
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He is in Mom or Stepdad's car. They probably have no idea what is going on1to392831weretaken said:Man. Every time there's a new Preston video I get all giddy and play it, expecting to laugh my ass off, but end up just feeling sad and guilty by the end. This video is damned near on par with the Mike Leach Texas Tech locker room gem, and the thought of his parents in the next room over quietly waiting it out with a look of horror on their faces just makes me want to laugh for five straight minutes, but I feel like shit about that.
This kid is definitely not right. -
100% they got fed up with him screaming and yelling while they try to sleep, but didn't want to discourage his special creative outlet, so they told him he had to go do it in the car. Do not go gentle into that good night, Preston... Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Just do it without bothering Stacy or the neighbors.BeerThirty said:
He is in Mom or Stepdad's car. They probably have no idea what is going on1to392831weretaken said:Man. Every time there's a new Preston video I get all giddy and play it, expecting to laugh my ass off, but end up just feeling sad and guilty by the end. This video is damned near on par with the Mike Leach Texas Tech locker room gem, and the thought of his parents in the next room over quietly waiting it out with a look of horror on their faces just makes me want to laugh for five straight minutes, but I feel like shit about that.
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I also think this is hilarious but at the same time it’s sad because if you just switch out Oregano with Washington and offense with defense, shoe is on the other foot. Or even team with USC all sides of the ball.
He is dialed in. He already called it UW will beat Oregano.
I have a inner Pweston. I am not afraid to admit it. I damn everything to hell after every L. So respect.
Also When I watch his videos I like knowing I’m not the only retard that likes retard teams. I mean besides you retards on these boreds. You guys are the best retards. -
Ho Lee Fuck. This can’t be real.
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I watched but I feel guilty. Fee worse about myself and society.
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Disagree. I feel much better about myself and I weigh 419 pounds.AtomicDawg said:I watched but I feel guilty. Fee worse about myself and society.
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Oregon. The West Coast’s own little piece of Appalachia.spuden said:Ho Lee Fuck. This can’t be real.
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You lost some weight?CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Disagree. I feel much better about myself and I weigh 419 pounds.AtomicDawg said:I watched but I feel guilty. Fee worse about myself and society.
