Fucking beat Oregon

haie said:

lawsandl said:

haie said:

HuskyJW said:

haie said:

What about 38-3 where Christo had to sit in the rain and watch his vaunted o line get destroyed?

I have never smoked more weed and talked more shit to their fans in my life.

Their coach was Willie T.

Who was the O line/co OC coach?

Who was their head coach at the end of the year in Vegas?

You must be a dumb dumb. Clearly didn't graduate from UW.

That was the game against Burmeister, lol.

You doog so hard.

You must be an excuse farting fucking loser.

It was on Cristobal that Oregon got 3 points when the qb couldn’t throw more than 5 yards.

Context is king.

GrundleStiltzkin said:

haie said:

MikeSeaver said:

haie said:

YellowSnow said:

All my Ducktards neighbors are like who’s this new guy with the giant ass UW flag. I was smoking my @Swaye recommended cigar and talking lots of shit.

Walking around in Bend after 2018 season in all purple pub crawling for a week.

Tons of glares. None of the quooks said a word. The olds there were really friendly though and just wanted to have a beer and talk pac 12 football.

Here’s a story where a guy left his place of stay expecting people in a small town to riot because he had a T-shirt on. Later he found out, when he actually spoke to them, that nobody gave a single fuck.

Welcome to planet Earth you fucking weirdo.

You're trying really hard lately.

pat pat

We’re lucky @MikeSeaver drives traffic here at all.

Lolz.

#irememberthattoo

In the Beavs, Oregon will probably be facing the best QB (somewhat debatable with the WSU kid, but he's not THAT great) and best RB they've faced all year.

That's going to be a defensive battle for the ages

backthepack said:

Never said he was. Early returns look promising

I know. Just goofing on your Terrorist post, which has become copy pasta form. At least for me.

creepycoug said:

backthepack said:

Never said he was. Early returns look promising

I know. Just goofing on your Terrorist post, which has become copy pasta form. At least for me.

Doog_de_Jour said:

Gladstone said:

We all know cfb doesn’t work this way but the Oregon that played yesterday loses to the UW that played yesterday by three scores.

As a scarred millennial I’m sure we’ll get ravished by Covid or something and lose.

Jimmy needs a huge win for recruiting purposes, it would change a lot of things very rapidly. You know I’m right.

81% agree with you Gladdy.

A win over Oregon would help with recruiting, but I don’t think it will move needle too much.

It would move the needle for our recruiting is what I meant. Oregon has a great recruiting staff and wouldn't slow down, that's not what I meant to say whoops.

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:

As for the game, I'd call it a UW lean based on what I've seen so far. Arizona looks bad, but then again, good teams ass rape bad teams. Right now, UW looks like the better team, which shouldn't shock too many people. Both teams lost some players, but based on memory alone Oregon lost more, including an entire position group. I

Oregon's D is not the same. I said losing Graham, who had really turned himself into a shut down corner and great tackler after being so bad as an underclassman, hurt. Losing Sewell at ILB will hurt. Still, there is a lot of talent on the roster, and so it depends on what they gain in the next two games and how they come out against UW.

Haven't seen enough of UW to be convinced they are a world beater yet. I've always said no fan gets more cocky in a shorter period of time based on less than a Husky. Christ when 70-21 happened it was like the prior 12 years, or whatever, had never occurred. Rightful place and USC respect and all that good stuff. Miami fans used to be a close second, but they've been fed a steady dose of reality now for the last many years. So there's that.

That all said, the idea that this is an "I told you so with Lake" is just amazing to me given recent history, even for doogs like BigErn. I assume when you? guys said let it play out, you didn't mean 2 games into this abortion of a season.

Jimmy is not elite. Lolz.

@backthepack

Odds are @creepycoug he is not elite. Iron laws are iron laws. But if he wins the Pac in a shitty abortion of a season he might might be at least Mario good.

Mario had more to do than Jimmy. And Cristo is recruiting at a level never before seen at Oregon. Not even close.

Jimmy inherited an intact program benefiting from years of very good recruiting.

Different situations.

Jimmy is LIPO. That’s all.

Mario got Herbert - who has shown in the NFL to be quite good, so while I mostly agree I’m not completely buying that narrative

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:

As for the game, I'd call it a UW lean based on what I've seen so far. Arizona looks bad, but then again, good teams ass rape bad teams. Right now, UW looks like the better team, which shouldn't shock too many people. Both teams lost some players, but based on memory alone Oregon lost more, including an entire position group. I

Oregon's D is not the same. I said losing Graham, who had really turned himself into a shut down corner and great tackler after being so bad as an underclassman, hurt. Losing Sewell at ILB will hurt. Still, there is a lot of talent on the roster, and so it depends on what they gain in the next two games and how they come out against UW.

Haven't seen enough of UW to be convinced they are a world beater yet. I've always said no fan gets more cocky in a shorter period of time based on less than a Husky. Christ when 70-21 happened it was like the prior 12 years, or whatever, had never occurred. Rightful place and USC respect and all that good stuff. Miami fans used to be a close second, but they've been fed a steady dose of reality now for the last many years. So there's that.

That all said, the idea that this is an "I told you so with Lake" is just amazing to me given recent history, even for doogs like BigErn. I assume when you? guys said let it play out, you didn't mean 2 games into this abortion of a season.

Jimmy is not elite. Lolz.

@backthepack

Odds are @creepycoug he is not elite. Iron laws are iron laws. But if he wins the Pac in a shitty abortion of a season he might might be at least Mario good.

Mario had more to do than Jimmy. And Cristo is recruiting at a level never before seen at Oregon. Not even close.

Jimmy inherited an intact program benefiting from years of very good recruiting.

Different situations.

Jimmy is LIPO. That’s all.

Here's what I want to know about Oregon/Cristobal:

Is Phil Knight paying off the networks to promote them? They're conference champs until they're not, I get that, so I'm fine with the preseason rankings, etc., but I've never seen a season where I turn on so many games and see commentators randomly bringing up a team not involved in the game and talking about how great they are. Each time, the timing and delivery seemed unnatural and weird.

"So Dan, how about that fourth quarter performance by Colorado in the third quarter?"

"Well Tom, I thought so'n'so is really getting his reads down and bringing a new dimension to that offense. Take this 2nd and 3 play here for instance. Watch how he reads that end--which reminds me: isn't Oregon just better than both these teams? I mean, aren't they just awesome? The uniforms, the energy Cristobal's bringing to that program. Definitely the class of the PAC-12. Now to focus-grouped attractive female sideline reporter for more on the state of Oregon's offensive line..."

It's not that what they're saying is entirely wrong, it's that I've watched parts of four or five conference games now, and every single one had one of these moments that seemed awkward and forced. Like either Oregon is buying the narrative or there's just something naturally in it for either the broadcasters or conference or college football in general. If it's intentional, I think Cristobal's greatest accomplishment to date at Oregon is rebuilding their brand to the point it's like it hasn't skipped a beat since Mariota/Chipster. Clearly SOMEBODY powerful is interested in nationally promoting the narrative that Oregon is clearly better than anybody in the conference. Which, again, may have made sense at some point, but it's awkward to keep seeing it after struggles against WSU and UCLA. It's awkward at this point for such a strong opinion about ANY team in this fucked up conference.

dtd said:

1to392831weretaken said:

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:

As for the game, I'd call it a UW lean based on what I've seen so far. Arizona looks bad, but then again, good teams ass rape bad teams. Right now, UW looks like the better team, which shouldn't shock too many people. Both teams lost some players, but based on memory alone Oregon lost more, including an entire position group. I

Oregon's D is not the same. I said losing Graham, who had really turned himself into a shut down corner and great tackler after being so bad as an underclassman, hurt. Losing Sewell at ILB will hurt. Still, there is a lot of talent on the roster, and so it depends on what they gain in the next two games and how they come out against UW.

Haven't seen enough of UW to be convinced they are a world beater yet. I've always said no fan gets more cocky in a shorter period of time based on less than a Husky. Christ when 70-21 happened it was like the prior 12 years, or whatever, had never occurred. Rightful place and USC respect and all that good stuff. Miami fans used to be a close second, but they've been fed a steady dose of reality now for the last many years. So there's that.

That all said, the idea that this is an "I told you so with Lake" is just amazing to me given recent history, even for doogs like BigErn. I assume when you? guys said let it play out, you didn't mean 2 games into this abortion of a season.

Jimmy is not elite. Lolz.

@backthepack

Odds are @creepycoug he is not elite. Iron laws are iron laws. But if he wins the Pac in a shitty abortion of a season he might might be at least Mario good.

Mario had more to do than Jimmy. And Cristo is recruiting at a level never before seen at Oregon. Not even close.

Jimmy inherited an intact program benefiting from years of very good recruiting.

Different situations.

Jimmy is LIPO. That’s all.

Here's what I want to know about Oregon/Cristobal:

Is Phil Knight paying off the networks to promote them? They're conference champs until they're not, I get that, so I'm fine with the preseason rankings, etc., but I've never seen a season where I turn on so many games and see commentators randomly bringing up a team not involved in the game and talking about how great they are. Each time, the timing and delivery seemed unnatural and weird.

"So Dan, how about that fourth quarter performance by Colorado in the third quarter?"

"Well Tom, I thought so'n'so is really getting his reads down and bringing a new dimension to that offense. Take this 2nd and 3 play here for instance. Watch how he reads that end--which reminds me: isn't Oregon just better than both these teams? I mean, aren't they just awesome? The uniforms, the energy Cristobal's bringing to that program. Definitely the class of the PAC-12. Now to focus-grouped attractive female sideline reporter for more on the state of Oregon's offensive line..."

It's not that what they're saying is entirely wrong, it's that I've watched parts of four or five conference games now, and every single one had one of these moments that seemed awkward and forced. Like either Oregon is buying the narrative or there's just something naturally in it for either the broadcasters or conference or college football in general. If it's intentional, I think Cristobal's greatest accomplishment to date at Oregon is rebuilding their brand to the point it's like it hasn't skipped a beat since Mariota/Chipster. Clearly SOMEBODY powerful is interested in nationally promoting the narrative that Oregon is clearly better than anybody in the conference. Which, again, may have made sense at some point, but it's awkward to keep seeing it after struggles against WSU and UCLA. It's awkward at this point for such a strong opinion about ANY team in this fucked up conference.

tldr doog doesn't understand marketing. It would be stupid for networks to not promote the dumb blonde in the conference. WTF else are they going to try to sell, Chris Peterman? David Shaw? Clay Helton?

Slingblade and meathead won Rose Bowels. This doesn't require explication.

Hur dur hur NIKE.

How does it feel when they remind everyone that Oregon is the youngest team in all of college football?

sonics1993 said:

Neighbor2972 said:

sonics1993 said:

Players and Coaches are patiently waiting for that game. Have no doubt Washington will be ready for that game.

I was told this last year and am stupid enough to believe it again

Compare how they played against Oregon last year to Stanford. They were ready for that game and honestly thought that was there best game played. A dumb play call by Bush on third and three is what killed it along with a missed PI at the end of the game.

Eason threw the ball well in the first half. The pass to Bryant was indefensible and one of the more memorable plays from last year.

1to392831weretaken said:

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:

As for the game, I'd call it a UW lean based on what I've seen so far. Arizona looks bad, but then again, good teams ass rape bad teams. Right now, UW looks like the better team, which shouldn't shock too many people. Both teams lost some players, but based on memory alone Oregon lost more, including an entire position group. I

Oregon's D is not the same. I said losing Graham, who had really turned himself into a shut down corner and great tackler after being so bad as an underclassman, hurt. Losing Sewell at ILB will hurt. Still, there is a lot of talent on the roster, and so it depends on what they gain in the next two games and how they come out against UW.

Haven't seen enough of UW to be convinced they are a world beater yet. I've always said no fan gets more cocky in a shorter period of time based on less than a Husky. Christ when 70-21 happened it was like the prior 12 years, or whatever, had never occurred. Rightful place and USC respect and all that good stuff. Miami fans used to be a close second, but they've been fed a steady dose of reality now for the last many years. So there's that.

That all said, the idea that this is an "I told you so with Lake" is just amazing to me given recent history, even for doogs like BigErn. I assume when you? guys said let it play out, you didn't mean 2 games into this abortion of a season.

Jimmy is not elite. Lolz.

@backthepack

Odds are @creepycoug he is not elite. Iron laws are iron laws. But if he wins the Pac in a shitty abortion of a season he might might be at least Mario good.

Mario had more to do than Jimmy. And Cristo is recruiting at a level never before seen at Oregon. Not even close.

Jimmy inherited an intact program benefiting from years of very good recruiting.

Different situations.

Jimmy is LIPO. That’s all.

Here's what I want to know about Oregon/Cristobal:

Is Phil Knight paying off the networks to promote them? They're conference champs until they're not, I get that, so I'm fine with the preseason rankings, etc., but I've never seen a season where I turn on so many games and see commentators randomly bringing up a team not involved in the game and talking about how great they are. Each time, the timing and delivery seemed unnatural and weird.

"So Dan, how about that fourth quarter performance by Colorado in the third quarter?"

"Well Tom, I thought so'n'so is really getting his reads down and bringing a new dimension to that offense. Take this 2nd and 3 play here for instance. Watch how he reads that end--which reminds me: isn't Oregon just better than both these teams? I mean, aren't they just awesome? The uniforms, the energy Cristobal's bringing to that program. Definitely the class of the PAC-12. Now to focus-grouped attractive female sideline reporter for more on the state of Oregon's offensive line..."

It's not that what they're saying is entirely wrong, it's that I've watched parts of four or five conference games now, and every single one had one of these moments that seemed awkward and forced. Like either Oregon is buying the narrative or there's just something naturally in it for either the broadcasters or conference or college football in general. If it's intentional, I think Cristobal's greatest accomplishment to date at Oregon is rebuilding their brand to the point it's like it hasn't skipped a beat since Mariota/Chipster. Clearly SOMEBODY powerful is interested in nationally promoting the narrative that Oregon is clearly better than anybody in the conference. Which, again, may have made sense at some point, but it's awkward to keep seeing it after struggles against WSU and UCLA. It's awkward at this point for such a strong opinion about ANY team in this fucked up conference.

This kind of conspiracy theory belongs in the Tug. I don’t think there’s a love affair with Oregon. I could be wrong; but it’s exceedingly rare that I am.