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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Designated hitters are usually dickheads that only play because they use PEDs (see Edgar as a prime example).
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,855

    Designated hitters are usually dickheads that only play because they use PEDs (see Edgar as a prime example).

    Flagged because Edgar was a good hitter before the PED's made him borderline HOF caliber.

  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    dnc said:

    Designated hitters are usually dickheads that only play because they use PEDs (see Edgar as a prime example).

    Flagged because Edgar was a good hitter before the PED's made him borderline HOF caliber.

    Upvoted because you realize Edgar juiced but not awesome'd because he was most similar to Corey Koskie in his one really good year prior to the doping:
    http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/m/martied01.shtml
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,855

    dnc said:

    Designated hitters are usually dickheads that only play because they use PEDs (see Edgar as a prime example).

    Flagged because Edgar was a good hitter before the PED's made him borderline HOF caliber.

    Upvoted because you realize Edgar juiced but not awesome'd because he was most similar to Corey Koskie in his one really good year prior to the doping:
    http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/m/martied01.shtml
    OBP by age, pre Koskie sim scores:

    24*: 413
    25*: .351
    26**: .314
    27: .397
    28: .405

    Pre enhanced Edgar was a beast at the most important hitting stat that there is. Fuck the Mariners for thinking Jim Presley was a better option than he was for most of those age 24-26 years.

    By BR WAR Edgar was a 5.5 win player at 27 and 6 win at 28.

    Dude could flat out rake on his own, the juice just allowed him to go from the ideal 2 hole hitter to a monster in the middle of the order.




    *SSS
    **Relatively SSS
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    dnc said:

    dnc said:

    Designated hitters are usually dickheads that only play because they use PEDs (see Edgar as a prime example).

    Flagged because Edgar was a good hitter before the PED's made him borderline HOF caliber.

    Upvoted because you realize Edgar juiced but not awesome'd because he was most similar to Corey Koskie in his one really good year prior to the doping:
    http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/m/martied01.shtml
    OBP by age, pre Koskie sim scores:

    24*: 413
    25*: .351
    26**: .314
    27: .397
    28: .405

    Pre enhanced Edgar was a beast at the most important hitting stat that there is. Fuck the Mariners for thinking Jim Presley was a better option than he was for most of those age 24-26 years.

    By BR WAR Edgar was a 5.5 win player at 27 and 6 win at 28.

    Dude could flat out rake on his own, the juice just allowed him to go from the ideal 2 hole hitter to a monster in the middle of the order.




    *SSS
    **Relatively SSS
    Edgar could always hit the ball well and get on base. The juice turned him (and many others) from singles hitters to power hitters.

    The lesson as always: Fuck Bud Selig with a rusty conical cheese grater.











    Sideways.
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,500
    Edgar did it the natural way like Alistair Overeem.... "I eat horse meat and have a lot of sex"

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  • dhdawg
    dhdawg Member Posts: 13,326
    Did u see moore's article that he's disappointed in cano due to his lack of homers.
    He's hitting .326 as a 2B, and it isn't like he isn't getting XBH he's on pace for 40 doubles. I'll pay 24 million for that any day
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,500
    dhdawg said:

    Did u see moore's article that he's disappointed in cano due to his lack of homers.
    He's hitting .326 as a 2B, and it isn't like he isn't getting XBH he's on pace for 40 doubles. I'll pay 24 million for that any day

    Yup, fucking moron. This whole bashing Cano thing for not hitting 50 HRs in a season is really making me consider turning into a spree killer.

    Instead of bashing the other 7-8 shitty batters the Mariners have in their lineup night in night out, I like to bash the guy nearly hitting .330 and a lot of extra base hits... I do that.
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    First of all if we are going to start bashing on the only excited era in baseball(steroids era) then I'm out!

    So in SoftyFS and EliseFS world going 34-29 is fine but hitting .326 isnt?

    The baseball fucktards always out themselves when they up bring up shit like RBI's.