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Cristobal to Miami confirmed

RaceBannon
RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,081 Founders Club
edited February 16 in College Football Forum
would be quite a thing
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  • DawgOfTheAges
    DawgOfTheAges Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,751 Founders Club
    Yes, I see that it is all over the news wires.... yow
  • NorthwestFresh
    NorthwestFresh Member Posts: 7,972
    Lesser pay and shitty facilities at Miami.

    I’m hearing Jimmy Lake is a candidate.

    Mario probably gets a nice extension soon though.
  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member Posts: 15,301
    I was at the Costco on Evergreen Parkway which is across street from Hillsboro Airport.

    Saw Cristobal and Phil talking outside the airplane hangar. Both were in all black which I thought was weird for Mario
  • BleachedAnusDawg
    BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 13,293 Standard Supporter
    Oregon is ten times the job that Miami is. @creepycoug
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,317 Founders Club

    Oregon is ten times the job that Miami is. @creepycoug

    You can't win in Joe Robbie. You just can't.


  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    Cristobal to Miami confirmed would be quite a thing


  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,066

    would be quite a thing

    Quit trolling for Chins Race. It's beneath you.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,066

    Oregon is ten times the job that Miami is. @creepycoug

    It would seem that the you shoved your head too far up your ass today in an effort to avoid the smoke.

    Take it easy.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,066
    HuskyJW said:

    I was at the Costco on Evergreen Parkway which is across street from Hillsboro Airport.

    Saw Cristobal and Phil talking outside the airplane hangar. Both were in all black which I thought was weird for Mario

    What? Handsome brilliant Cuban coaches can't wear black?

    Fuck outta here you racist fuck. You belong with the din of Oregon xenophobes. I hope you DIAFF with them ... today!
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,066

    Miami has one BIG thing that Oregon doesn't


    A season

    That, and so much more. So very much moar.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,317 Founders Club
    edited September 2020

    Lesser pay and shitty facilities at Miami.

    I’m hearing Jimmy Lake is a candidate.

    Mario probably gets a nice extension soon though.

    Or ...

    a chance to return to his alma mater and coach one of the most storied programs in college football that just happens to have an overabundance of the one resource that matters above them all: talent.

    With Mario's recruiting chops, he could literally drunk stumble his way into top recruiting classes without lifting a finger.

    The other resource they have is history and tradition.

    Oregon has neither.

    Mario would be lethal down there ... and even more handsome with a little more sun ... and it's only a matter of tim.

    All Mama gotta do is pick up the phone and offer a box of cigars and some tasty pork sammiches. But Miami's Tim is now. They won't have a program in 20 years.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,066

    Lesser pay and shitty facilities at Miami.

    I’m hearing Jimmy Lake is a candidate.

    Mario probably gets a nice extension soon though.

    Or ...

    a chance to return to his alma mater and coach one of the most storied programs in college football that just happens to have an overabundance of the one resource that matters above them all: talent.

    With Mario's recruiting chops, he could literally drunk stumble his way into top recruiting classes without lifting a finger.

    The other resource they have is history and tradition.

    Oregon has neither.

    Mario would be lethal down there ... and even more handsome with a little more sun ... and it's only a matter of tim.

    All Mama gotta do is pick up the phone and offer a box of cigars and some tasty pork sammiches. But Miami's Tim is now. They won't have a program in 20 years.
    The Us alumni network would all have to die in 20 years for that to happen. It won't. Miami is a program that hibernates. The sleeping giant, as it were. Until black people flee the state of Florida, Miami will have a program.

    Don't forget that they were close to knocking on the door again under Richt, who in hindsight was clearly in retirement mode when coaching there. They are just a coach away. Always.
  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member Posts: 15,301

    HuskyJW said:

    I was at the Costco on Evergreen Parkway which is across street from Hillsboro Airport.

    Saw Cristobal and Phil talking outside the airplane hangar. Both were in all black which I thought was weird for Mario

    What? Handsome brilliant Cuban coaches can't wear black?

    Fuck outta here you racist fuck. You belong with the din of Oregon xenophobes. I hope you DIAFF with them ... today!
    You don’t wear All Black after Labor Day.
  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member Posts: 15,301
    dnc said:


    I broke that story
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,066
    HuskyJW said:

    HuskyJW said:

    I was at the Costco on Evergreen Parkway which is across street from Hillsboro Airport.

    Saw Cristobal and Phil talking outside the airplane hangar. Both were in all black which I thought was weird for Mario

    What? Handsome brilliant Cuban coaches can't wear black?

    Fuck outta here you racist fuck. You belong with the din of Oregon xenophobes. I hope you DIAFF with them ... today!
    You don’t wear All Black after Labor Day.
    You? don't do a lot of things that Mario MF Cristobal can do. Comprende Ese? That guy will fuck. your. wife if he wants to. And you would sit and watch and cuck it up.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,317 Founders Club

    Lesser pay and shitty facilities at Miami.

    I’m hearing Jimmy Lake is a candidate.

    Mario probably gets a nice extension soon though.

    Or ...

    a chance to return to his alma mater and coach one of the most storied programs in college football that just happens to have an overabundance of the one resource that matters above them all: talent.

    With Mario's recruiting chops, he could literally drunk stumble his way into top recruiting classes without lifting a finger.

    The other resource they have is history and tradition.

    Oregon has neither.

    Mario would be lethal down there ... and even more handsome with a little more sun ... and it's only a matter of tim.

    All Mama gotta do is pick up the phone and offer a box of cigars and some tasty pork sammiches. But Miami's Tim is now. They won't have a program in 20 years.
    The Us alumni network would all have to die in 20 years for that to happen. It won't. Miami is a program that hibernates. The sleeping giant, as it were. Until black people flee the state of Florida, Miami will have a program.

    Don't forget that they were close to knocking on the door again under Richt, who in hindsight was clearly in retirement mode when coaching there. They are just a coach away. Always.
    That's not what I'm talking about mang. You can't fix being built on limestone and the GND not getting passed.


  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,066

    Lesser pay and shitty facilities at Miami.

    I’m hearing Jimmy Lake is a candidate.

    Mario probably gets a nice extension soon though.

    Or ...

    a chance to return to his alma mater and coach one of the most storied programs in college football that just happens to have an overabundance of the one resource that matters above them all: talent.

    With Mario's recruiting chops, he could literally drunk stumble his way into top recruiting classes without lifting a finger.

    The other resource they have is history and tradition.

    Oregon has neither.

    Mario would be lethal down there ... and even more handsome with a little more sun ... and it's only a matter of tim.

    All Mama gotta do is pick up the phone and offer a box of cigars and some tasty pork sammiches. But Miami's Tim is now. They won't have a program in 20 years.
    The Us alumni network would all have to die in 20 years for that to happen. It won't. Miami is a program that hibernates. The sleeping giant, as it were. Until black people flee the state of Florida, Miami will have a program.

    Don't forget that they were close to knocking on the door again under Richt, who in hindsight was clearly in retirement mode when coaching there. They are just a coach away. Always.
    That's not what I'm talking about mang. You can't fix being built on limestone and the GND not getting passed.


    We’ll? be dead mang.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,066
    Stop trying to make Miami is Over a thing Yella. It's not gonna be a thing.
  • BleachedAnusDawg
    BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 13,293 Standard Supporter

    Oregon is ten times the job that Miami is. @creepycoug

    It would seem that the you shoved your head too far up your ass today in an effort to avoid the smoke.

    Take it easy.
    Too easy.
  • Doog_de_Jour
    Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 8,041 Standard Supporter

    Stop trying to make Miami is Over a thing Yella. It's not gonna be a thing.

    If Cristobal landed in Miami they would immediately be back in the conversation.



    Otherwise they’re just treading water like other formally great programs - Texas, Norte Dame, Michigan, etc.
  • NorthwestFresh
    NorthwestFresh Member Posts: 7,972
    Cristobal failed at FIU and was an unproven coach two years ago according to these same Doogs. Much easier path to the playoffs in the PAC than in the Clemson conference.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,066

    Cristobal failed at FIU and was an unproven coach two years ago according to these same Doogs. Much easier path to the playoffs in the PAC than in the Clemson conference.

    "Failed" is not quite accurate. You might want to dig into that one a little bit.

    Also, while the path to the playoffs is easier in the Pac, he can amass the talent he needs at Miami very easily (especially for him) to run with anybody. And what's more, when you wear the Orange and Green, you aren't afraid of the SEC, SEC, SEC.
  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,560
    edited September 2020

    Cristobal failed at FIU and was an unproven coach two years ago according to these same Doogs. Much easier path to the playoffs in the PAC than in the Clemson conference.

    "Failed" is not quite accurate. You might want to dig into that one a little bit.

    Also, while the path to the playoffs is easier in the Pac, he can amass the talent he needs at Miami very easily (especially for him) to run with anybody. And what's more, when you wear the Orange and Green, you aren't afraid of the SEC, SEC, SEC.
    He’s getting the talent already. Why does he need to be in Miami?

    This will be the third year in a row Oregon is going to have one of their best classes ever.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,066

    Cristobal failed at FIU and was an unproven coach two years ago according to these same Doogs. Much easier path to the playoffs in the PAC than in the Clemson conference.

    "Failed" is not quite accurate. You might want to dig into that one a little bit.

    Also, while the path to the playoffs is easier in the Pac, he can amass the talent he needs at Miami very easily (especially for him) to run with anybody. And what's more, when you wear the Orange and Green, you aren't afraid of the SEC, SEC, SEC.
    He’s getting the talent already. Why does he need to be in Miami?

    This will be the third year in a row Oregon is going to have one of their best classes ever.
    You make a decent point. Oregon is bringing in great talent. But let's face it: talen doesn't flock to the PNW. It does flock to Miami. With a guy who can recruit like Crisco does, it doesn't seem to matter.

    Still ... he could absolutely hammer the talent wars from that base of operations. He knows it; he's done it before.
  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,560

    Cristobal failed at FIU and was an unproven coach two years ago according to these same Doogs. Much easier path to the playoffs in the PAC than in the Clemson conference.

    "Failed" is not quite accurate. You might want to dig into that one a little bit.

    Also, while the path to the playoffs is easier in the Pac, he can amass the talent he needs at Miami very easily (especially for him) to run with anybody. And what's more, when you wear the Orange and Green, you aren't afraid of the SEC, SEC, SEC.
    He’s getting the talent already. Why does he need to be in Miami?

    This will be the third year in a row Oregon is going to have one of their best classes ever.
    You make a decent point. Oregon is bringing in great talent. But let's face it: talen doesn't flock to the PNW. It does flock to Miami. With a guy who can recruit like Crisco does, it doesn't seem to matter.

    Still ... he could absolutely hammer the talent wars from that base of operations. He knows it; he's done it before.
    California is also one of the best hotbeds in the country, and outside of the SEC poaching one here or there, the only competition he has is USC and Washington. USC isn’t what they used to be, and Washington all of a sudden forgot how to recruit.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,066

    Cristobal failed at FIU and was an unproven coach two years ago according to these same Doogs. Much easier path to the playoffs in the PAC than in the Clemson conference.

    "Failed" is not quite accurate. You might want to dig into that one a little bit.

    Also, while the path to the playoffs is easier in the Pac, he can amass the talent he needs at Miami very easily (especially for him) to run with anybody. And what's more, when you wear the Orange and Green, you aren't afraid of the SEC, SEC, SEC.
    He’s getting the talent already. Why does he need to be in Miami?

    This will be the third year in a row Oregon is going to have one of their best classes ever.
    You make a decent point. Oregon is bringing in great talent. But let's face it: talen doesn't flock to the PNW. It does flock to Miami. With a guy who can recruit like Crisco does, it doesn't seem to matter.

    Still ... he could absolutely hammer the talent wars from that base of operations. He knows it; he's done it before.
    California is also one of the best hotbeds in the country, and outside of the SEC poaching one here or there, the only competition he has is USC and Washington. USC isn’t what they used to be, and Washington all of a sudden forgot how to recruit.
    True.