Issues with mailing of masks
Well the masks are coming back to me now with the label of insufficient postage. So I'm beginning the process again. There will be a short delay in people receiving theirs masks. I will order more masks if need be to make sure all forty people receive theirs.
Actually not that stressed, just irritated. Nay, miffed.
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USPS shake-down of Stalin...
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#DEFUNDUSPS -
USPS found the Tug and this is their counter-attack. Faggots. Prepare for war.
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Fucking Drumpf
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If I got the Rona I blame Stalin
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So on brand for Stalin to use the USPS to ship Chinese goods in support of his trumptard website
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U inherited stupid, don’t worry you got bigger issuesjoeEDangerously said:If I got the Rona I blame Stalin
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"I approve of this message."
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Go ahead and Fedex mine, priority overnight. TIA
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Apparently I can rescue mine from gulag starting tomorrow if I pay another $3.05 ransom, err, postage.
It's a cloth mask, right? Like less than an ounce? How fuckin much does it cost to send?!
#ThanksStalin
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I just wrote a check to “post master” for $3.05.
I got outed by the USPS in front of my wife for being one of Derek Johnson’s crew -
Bad for your brand.LoneStarDawg said:I just wrote a check to “post master” for $3.05.
I got outed by the USPS in front of my wife for being one of Derek Johnson’s crew -
Wife walks outside to talk to mail man.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Bad for your brand.LoneStarDawg said:I just wrote a check to “post master” for $3.05.
I got outed by the USPS in front of my wife for being one of Derek Johnson’s crew
I observe both of them having a confused conversation so I walk out to help
Mailman: “do you know a Derek Johnson from bothell WA? $3.05 is owed on a package”
LSD: ‘discretely’ “can I pay you right now?”
Mailman: “you don’t have to I can return it to sender”
LSD: brief awkward pause “I would like to pay for it, do you take card?”
Mailman: “cash or check only”
LSD: “wife, get the checkbook and pay the man”
Mrs. LSD: ‘under her breath’ “Fuck my life”
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So is Derek Johnson is personally liable if I get covid now? Or is there a HardcoreHusky llc I will need to sue?
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This looks like a pathetically diabolical scheme for me to save money
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Stalin made all of us fucktards give 100% margin cash to the USPS like the bitches we areDerekJohnson said:This looks like a pathetically diabolical scheme for me to save money
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looks like?DerekJohnson said:This looks like a pathetically diabolical scheme for me to save money
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I bought 4x6 padded envelopes, put a cloth mask into it, and weighed it. The post office scale said $1.00 first class to mail to Nacho, who lives in another part of the country. So I bought a bunch of $1.00 stamps and started sending out masks.NoWarningJustDawg said:Apparently I can rescue mine from gulag starting tomorrow if I pay another $3.05 ransom, err, postage.
It's a cloth mask, right? Like less than an ounce? How fuckin much does it cost to send?!
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$4.05 to send a cloth mask. That's amazing.
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Just buy from me. Blueoceanmask.comDerekJohnson said:$4.05 to send a cloth mask. That's amazing.
Super shitty masks for 2 bucks a pop! -
Did you cough into the masks before mailing them? You know, to test them?DerekJohnson said:
I bought 4x6 padded envelopes, put a cloth mask into it, and weighed it. The post office scale said $1.00 first class to mail to Nacho, who lives in another part of the country. So I bought a bunch of $1.00 stamps and started sending out masks.NoWarningJustDawg said:Apparently I can rescue mine from gulag starting tomorrow if I pay another $3.05 ransom, err, postage.
It's a cloth mask, right? Like less than an ounce? How fuckin much does it cost to send?!
#ThanksStalin
That could explain the extra weight. -
Looked at it again....it's 3 bucks a pop plus shipping!!!
Lol my CEOs dumbass plan blows -
DerekJohnson said:
I bought 4x6 padded envelopes, put a cloth mask into it, and weighed it. The post office scale said $1.00 first class to mail to Nacho, who lives in another part of the country. So I bought a bunch of $1.00 stamps and started sending out masks.NoWarningJustDawg said:Apparently I can rescue mine from gulag starting tomorrow if I pay another $3.05 ransom, err, postage.
It's a cloth mask, right? Like less than an ounce? How fuckin much does it cost to send?!
#ThanksStalin
Well seems like you need to add at least $6.10 to Yella's already impressive (IN THIS ECONOMY!) fundraising total.
Wow, things are really looking up around here.
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As an experienced moneygrabber, I can say, it’s hard
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I know you're being sarcastic but I didn't come into contact with the masks. They're sealed in bags.HairyBallsDawg said:
Did you cough into the masks before mailing them? You know, to test them?DerekJohnson said:
I bought 4x6 padded envelopes, put a cloth mask into it, and weighed it. The post office scale said $1.00 first class to mail to Nacho, who lives in another part of the country. So I bought a bunch of $1.00 stamps and started sending out masks.NoWarningJustDawg said:Apparently I can rescue mine from gulag starting tomorrow if I pay another $3.05 ransom, err, postage.
It's a cloth mask, right? Like less than an ounce? How fuckin much does it cost to send?!
#ThanksStalin
That could explain the extra weight. -
Also receiving reports of people having received their masks with no issue. Go figure.
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Fuck yes you turds. Strolled out to the row of mailboxes in the trailer court and there was my mask, sitting in the box. No extra charges. No hassle. I wore the mask like a cape for my dick last night and chased Mrs. Swaye around the trailer making weird grunting noises. Red man wins again. VICTORY!DerekJohnson said:Also receiving reports of people having received their masks with no issue. Go figure.
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I think your diabolical scheme is also known as a reverse money grab.DerekJohnson said:This looks like a pathetically diabolical scheme for me to save money
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It’s also possible there was extra postage but the mailman said fuck this, I’m not hanging around this place.Swaye said:
Fuck yes you turds. Strolled out to the row of mailboxes in the trailer court and there was my mask, sitting in the box. No extra charges. No hassle. I wore the mask like a cape for my dick last night and chased Mrs. Swaye around the trailer making weird grunting noises. Red man wins again. VICTORY!DerekJohnson said:Also receiving reports of people having received their masks with no issue. Go figure.
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Just another summer evening at the Camelot Trailer ParkSwaye said:
Fuck yes you turds. Strolled out to the row of mailboxes in the trailer court and there was my mask, sitting in the box. No extra charges. No hassle. I wore the mask like a cape for my dick last night and chased Mrs. Swaye around the trailer making weird grunting noises. Red man wins again. VICTORY!DerekJohnson said:Also receiving reports of people having received their masks with no issue. Go figure.
